This Chapter has not been proofread so there will be a bad grammar! Sorry!

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We are not invincible, but we are stronger than we know.
In our bones. In our bones.

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"WADE!!" You screamed excitedly.

"SOME GIRL I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF!!" He screamed excitedly back.

Then you both hugged and jumped and started dancing and laughed like an idiot that you are.

"Oh god. You don't know how great it is to see you. I'm so lonely in this world with nobody understands my references, i'm (Y/n) (L/n) by the way!" You fangirled.

"That must be sucks! But here i am, to tear down all the fourth wall with you." He lifted his left foot up and did the Marilyn Monroe post for some reason that you didn't understand but laughed awkwardly along anyway.

Contain DEADPOOL 2 spoilers

"I was sent here when Black Panther hit the theater, i have not watched Deadpool two? How was it?" You asked.

At this point Peter Parker was real confused and didn't really know if he should be scared at the stranger in red like him, or just laughed along.

"Well. You know. Happy ending."

"I know about that. It's not a super hero movie if it's a bad ending." Bruh, what is he even saying.

"You're the avenger's fan right?" Wade asked.

"Yeah."

"Sucks for you about the bad ending thing..." He muttered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing! Anyway! I even went back to fix the timeline myself." He shrugged.

"Yas queen." You praised.

"I even killed myself aka Ryan Reynold when i got Green lantern's script." He bragged.

"Yeah burn that shi---" You covered your mouth, then chuckled. "We should avoid it so we don't get sue by dc."

"Right. And... what do we have here? Oh my god!! Spidey!!" Deadpool spotted Spidey and put both his hand on the side of his cheeks.

   "You... know me?" Pete asked confusedly.

   "Of course he does!" You said. "Oh my god this is my dream come true, you know how much i want Deadpool to meet Spider-man? I'm actually about to cry right now, the comic was so good."

"Hello Spidey number three." Deadpool said hi and Peter shook his hand confusedly.

"I'm actually Peter Parker... and you are?"

"Your sugar daddy."

"What?-- wait... hey! Did you just grabbed my butt?"

"Everyone loves a little bromance. His booty felt like marshmallows..." He told you.

"I love your horniness and all but Peter and I just agreed to be boyfriend and girlfriend like 5 minuets ago." You replied.

"Congratulations! Life goal! An inglorious fan and the man of her dream."

"I'm extra and a limited edition you waking cancer--"

"Wait!? For real. What is going on? This guy is supposed to help us?"

"Right. Wade. I need a favor, the avengers are busy and we just got all of our money stolen... So, can you go after this girl, named Portia aka pig who works in Hero wannabe, and get our money back."

"And her head!" Deadpool was about to jumped off the building with Katanas in his hands, ready to freaking kill pig.

"Woahhh!!! Hold on! We don't kill!" You held him back.

"What?" He froze. Then questioned like a kids whining when their parents won't buy them toys. "Why don't kill?"

"Avengers movie universe is not rate R like yours! It's a family movie, for god's sake, don't cut someone's neck off." You sighed.

"Then--- how to kill?"

"Well. You know? Push them off the building, avoid the camera angle, just, a couple drops of blood is fine."

"You know what? Here. Take my money." He dipped in hand in his Hello kitty little bag on his waist, and grabbed out about 100 dollars.

"I thought you were broke?"

"Charles Xavier gave it to me--- when he was sleeping--- What a kind guy!"

"..."

"..."

"You stole his money."

"Indeed."

Peter walked in to look at the money, he was thinking if the money from another universe looks the same. "This could get us going for a couple of days." He said.

"Yeah. And better than a bloody kill. We'll revenge that pig later. Thank you Deadpool."

You figured you wanted a Spideypool selfie before Deadpool will go back to his world so you asked Peter to put the suit on. Peter wanted to see Wade's face before he left, but then everyone is like, are you sure?

"I'm seriously burned and bald right now. I'm actually really handsome call-the-fireman hot damn, and my wife is really beautiful."

"Oh right i'm gay for Blake Lively."

"I'm gay for everyone." He said.

"Oh. Peter. Have I told you this dude married Scarlet Johansson, i mean, Natasha Romanoff?" You asked Peter who was still confused, he's been confused for half an hour straight now.

"Nat never told me that."

"They divorced anyway... so..." You said awkwardly, then cut the conversation. "Anyway. Can i have a conversation alone with you. Peter can you wait here?"

Peter nodded.

You and ugly Ryan Reynolds walked to another side of the rooftop, you made sure Peter couldn't hear and asked. "So. What do you know about Thanos?"

   "Oh! My villain but purple!"

   "Yeah... he's basically cable but bigger. So, it's coming right, even with me in the universe? Thanos is on his way?" You asked worriedly, not for yourself, you were pretty sure you would die the first 10 second into the fight, but you didn't want any avengers to get hurts.

   "He is. And oh, he's gonna smack the shit out of everyone."

   "You've watched the movie?"

   "I did honey!"

   "Spoil me! So i can fix everything. An enemy that knows the future can't lose."

   "You stole that from age of tomorrow, Tom Cruse is shaking."

   "Yeah i want to watch MI 6... I miss the movies from that world."

   "They'll take you back soon." He said, and you tilted your head. "Yeah, they gave a sign, didn't they? You can't stay here forever."

   "What signs...?"

   "Just know that they're taking you back to see the future, so I don't have to spoil you, you will find out on your own. Now! I have to go back, i'm an X-men now."

   "TRAINEE!!!"

   "Who's voice was that?" You panicked, stared around like you were scared of a ghost. You haven't watch Deadpool 2 so this is new.

   "It's your conscience. You guys don't talk a lot these days."

   "I know that reference."

   "I'm sure you do my Gwenpool." He rolled up his mask to show you how ugly and kind he was, then he kneeled down to hug you tight.

   "Thanks pool-pool." You told him.

   "It's going to be hurt a little but you'll be just fine, my advice is to never return, because you can't change anything if the Russo brothers already wrote the script."

   "I don't really understand."

   "One day you will. I will see you as Ryan Reynolds my sweet sunshine." He told you, then put his mask back on and jumped heroically off the building, he might ended up do a super landing somewhere in X-men universe, but from this universe, he's gone.

   You walked back to Peter, with thoughts in your head, trying to understand what Deadpool said, a hint, anything at all.

   "Where's he?" Pete asked.

   "Left. For good." You said sadly.

   "He was a nice guy. Weird. But nice. So, he's from another universe? Different from yours, there are more than 2 then."

   "Right. He's with the X-men. The world with mutants." You wished you could've talked more with Deadpool, it's a sad world with no one knowing your movies and vines references. "Anyway, we should find a hotel to sleep."

   "I was thinking of something else." Peter hesitantly said. "Karen digs up lots of information for me, and i think she found Elisa Sinclair's lairs, we could sneak in and destroy our blood, so she won't send more clones in the future."

   "Only two of us?"

   "Yeah... Stealth might be even better than have the whole avengers coming there you know? So, how does it sound? You and me, end it all. Now Mr Stark won't think we're a kid anymore."

   This is so Peter Parker. Wanted to save the world, spirit at 100% percent and is likely to get himself killed all the time. But hey, that is why you love him and choose to stand this boy.

   "Deadpool's money is for Uber Driver then."

   You managed you laughed at one more reference that Peter didn't understand.

   Haha. Deadpool's money is for Oovoo Javer.

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