If you're single that's actually worse,
'Cause you're so gorgeous it actually hurts.

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Depressed Potato's pov

I kissed Peter Parker.

I kissed Tom Holland.

I kissed Spider-man.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I smiled all the way back to the Sanctum Sanctorum next to Peter in the backseat who was smiling too. Thor was very uncomfortable and confused about what was happening between us.

   It was so quiet, everything was so quiet, but quietly soft, quietly peaceful. Even more quiet when Peter was brave enough to reached his hand out for mine and held it.

   Not a word to say next, not like i want to speak about the kiss with Thor joining the backseat anyway. So Peter and I held hands and looked around the view of Hong Kong city.

   I watched the sun came up, knowing he was watching me.

   "Does it looks different...?" He asked softly.

   "What looks different?" I asked back

   "The sun."

   "The same. Everything looks almost the same, but feel so much different." I replied.

   I almost exploded by happiness when he decided to lay his head on my shoulder. "Don't you miss it there? Your family... or pets, or friends?"

   "Sometimes, yeah. But after all it felts like living the dream, so i would say, no, this is a miracle. Picture yourself in a star wars franchise, Peter. You like star wars right?"

   "It would be awesome, but if I get stuck in the star war universe then i would definitely miss you."

   I'm freaking out who told this child to be this sweet.

   "Do you like me?" I asked, i mean we kissed and all but i needed to hear it from him, who in the world will ever like me? And how did Peter Parker like me?

   "Very much." He said simply then asked. "Do you like me?"

   "Duh i love you like pig loves not being bacon. You're my daydream from where i came from remember? A dream of million girl's heart, we would kill to marry you like hunger games."

   "But i'm not him." His voice sounded sad.

   "People know you too, as a character, we loves you."

   "But i'm not real in the world you came from. You loved me but I wasn't real, i was thinking if your feelings for me in this world is real or not real."

   "Was it because i talked about hunger games that you started talking like Peeta?"

   "Talk like myself?"

   "No his name is Peeta,  p, e, e, t, a, not Peter."

   "Hey madam, we arrived." The taxi driver told me, Peter moved his head away, i wished he didn't, i poked Thor's arms.

   "Hey. Big guy. We're here."

   Thor opened his eyes up tiredly, then opened the door and get out of the car, he didn't pay the driver. Why did i even expect he would anyway, so i paid the driver with leftover Tony's money.

   I tipped him too.

   The three of us headed inside, Doc and Wong was already there, dressing very fancy as always.

   "All i asked was for you guys to wait for one night but you had to sneaked out and fought with your clone. That's right, Stark told me that, where is he?" Doctor asked.

   "Dealing with the clone." I shrugged. "He'll be back soon."

   "Alright, fine. I need a conversation with you." Peter was about to followed me, but doctor stopped him. "Only her."

   I nodded at Peter, telling him it will be fine, So Peter and Thor agreed to go out and buy some breakfast for all of us, with the leftover Tony's money.

   Benedict led me to another room with old chairs and so many books. I didn't walk right straight to the chair, but to the books.

   "Don't touch it if your hands are wet from rains." He said.

   "It's dry, only my hairs are still wet." You picked one up, trying to read and understand the books. "Have you read all of this?"

   "I have."

   "That must make you so much wiser and powerful than Doctor Strange one."

   "I don't understand."

   "Right. Sorry. Anyway, i came to you about parallel universe, how should we start. No, let me be the one asking." I threw my ass to the chair. "What do you know about parallel universe?"

The rest of the book with contain infinity war spoilers from now on

   "Not much." He sighed. "Hey, i'm still confused about how you end up in this world."

   God i had to answer this question for a hundred times already. "This might sound funny, but from where we came from, you guys are a character in a movie."

   "So you what? Was sucked at the theater into this world?"

   "No it's completely different, i've been-- fond and loved this movie franchise and i was brought here by a book from the school's library."

   "That doesn't make a sense."

   "I know."

   He sighed. "My turn to ask, how did you know about the eye of agamotto?"

   "It's the time stone, one of the sixth stone of the universe. Will become the next, big, event of the franchise. Every fans know that, might even better than you guys."

   "Make it sound easier for me from this world to understand, please?"

   He sounded sarcastic all the time, is this the effects of being rich then got smacked by their own career? Because he sounds just like Tony but Harry Potter.

   "Fine!" I yelled, threw the book at him, he caught it with magic and put it back to the shelf. I walked closer to him, where he was sitting. "Listen, doc, this is really important, this is not something you can deal with just go back in time and try to change it, or bargain it out."

   "...You really do know everything don't you?"

   "I know most pasts and a little future. And I don't know if it is right to tell you, it has to be good ending, marvel makes the greatest good ending, I'm scared if i tell you i will change everything and mess it all up."

   "Tell me what?" He shook his head, trying to get the answer.

   "You are Sherlock, you were supposed to me smarter."

   "But you are speaking in a way that i can't understand, even Sherlock, what about Sherlock?"

   "Find. He is coming." I told him, biting my lips.

   "Sherlock?"

   "No. The grape looking titan."

   "Should i be scared at a grape?"

  "Oh you should. He will come, for the stones, that's all i know. I haven't seen what will happen so i don't know when, or how he will comes, but please, keep the stone safe, hide it, destroy it."

   I pointed at the eye of agamotto.

   "How dangerous is he? you are starting to freak out kid."

   "He will kill, not just the people, but one of you. They told me a major character will die, our guess are those who already have their own legacy, like--- Steve, ugh, Thor, Tony, or maybe even Loki."

   I felt tears streaming down my face, when you are actually in the situation makes it even sadder. I couldn't continue as doctor sighed and pulled me in by his spell and gave me a hug.

   "We were important to you right?"

   "You guys are really important to me."

   "How much of a fan you were to us?"

   "IF ANY OF YOU DIE I WILL DIE WITH YOU." I screamed, then cried very ugly.

   The door opened up with Peter, Thor and Tony.

   "Oh no... why are you crying?" Peter almost threw the noodles at Thor, making his fastest way to me.

   "Marvel is going to kill one of you. Or two. I don't know." I hugged him back.

   "What is marvel? I heard that from you a lot. Are they like hydra?" Tony asked.

   "No you stupid hundred degrees billionaire Iron dumb ass, they're the company that made you exist."

   "Did you just insulted me?" Tony triggered so hard he became Tony Triggered Stark.

   I ran to Tony and Thor, i tried to hug them both, Thor had to kneel.

   I whispered. "Your anxiety, ragnarok, battle of new york, stones on vision's head, reason you made Ultron, Tesseract, it all leads to this."

   I can feel Tony and Thor froze. I know how vulnerable Tony was after the battle of New York, his worst fears is coming, a big storm is on its way, i was the only person in the world who knew about it.

   Fuck it, just give them the name.

   "Thanos is coming." I said.

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Neko : Thanos's adopted daughter story sounds great isn't it my fellow depressed Potatoes?