We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom,
Honey life is just a classroom.

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   The window was a door for the night and even though your hotel was on, like 6 floor, there was no problem getting down. Because you're with Spider-Man.

   "Where should we go?" He asked, looking around a very dark alley, zipped up his hoodie because it was cold.

"We should head for street first, maybe find some taxi, the subway is probably closed now."

"Oh... crap... I don't have any Hong Kong money with me." Peter muttered, he is broke too.

"...Well, Tony is going to be so mad that we sneak out and now..." You showed him what you have in your bag.

"Is that---?"

"That's right, i stole some of his money and his black cards." You smiled evilly.

"What if he finds out?"

"He's a billionaire, he won't even notice he lost some bucks." You were pretty sure he will but you really want to go out with Peter to night.

"Alright... I guess that will do. Let's go." Before he started walking you stopped him, and put one earbud in his ear and one in yours.

   You wanted to cry because it was so cute. The two of you were wearing oversized hoodie and walked together in Hong Kong street at night, listening kiss me by Ed Sheeran.

   You called for a taxi, tell him to go to Nathan Road, where the night market is. Then watched the view with Peter.

   "Tell me something about your world." He said.

   "Like what?" You asked back, looked upon his precious face in the dark, at the backseat.

   "Anything, i was just thinking that, your world must be pretty bad because you don't seem like you want to go back."

   "You're right... My world is really bad." You sighed. "Hm... How should i put this? Let's say, my world doesn't have an actual super hero."

   Peter looked at you blankly for a second, like he doesn't understand what you just say. "No super hero?" He repeated.

   "No. Not a single one." You smiled so done back at him.

   "Then who will protect you guys from the villains?" He was real confusing, it made you realize Peter can't picture the world without heroes.

   "We don't have alien invaders or powerful villains. We don't even know if alien even exists in our universe."

   "But there has got to be someone who wants to rule the world."

   "There are some... They never succeed, but they did hurt people."

   "Who protected you when someone want to hurt you, like, a robber at the bank or when you're trapped in a building on fire?"

   "Guess i'll die." You did the Zach Efron meme.

   He stopped to think and try to understand then out of the blue, he put his arms on your shoulder, forcing you to face him. "In this world, i will take care of you."

   "....Wow." You shooketh.

   "For real. I'm Spider-man. I will take care of you." He was so serious you that the next thing you realize was tears streaming up. "Oh no--- you don't want me to? I'm sorry--"

   "No. I'm so glad you will protect me because no one even cares about me in that world." You started to crying and you tried not to look at him because you think you look ugly when you cry.

   Peter reached over to get a napkin in his bad and helped you wiping up tears and patted you on the back.

   "Don't cry. Don't cry." He whispered.

   "Okay." You told him, feeling so blessed that you are now in this world, you don't ever want to leave.

   Finally you arrived, you were so kind and even gave the taxi driver a tips, because why? Because it was Tony's money and not yours.

   The market was beautiful, the stores lining up on the street, they sells all kind of stuff, Peter was a nice person and was guilty for using Stark's money, but you were not and bought stuff.

   Peter took a video during this late night trip. He loves taking your video, just walking around, talking to him, or making funny faces to the camera, he loved it. Both of you has to be the happiest person at that moment, spending time with each other.

   You got hungry, well you are actually hungry all the time but you were very hungry, so you asked people on the street, they said a couple blocks from here has a restaurant.

   Turned out it was a nightclub. With many tourists from around the world, you noticed a dude, looking American enough for Peter to say hi.

   "Hi. Are you from America?" Peter asked the tall guy.

   "Yes...." He replied confusedly.

   "I can't speak Chinese so i had no one to asked if we could get in there?" Peter scratched his head.

   "It's a nightclub. You have to be at least 18, you kids are like twelve so it's a no. Where even are your parents?"

   "We're 16 so shut the---"

   Peter put his hand up to cover your mouth. "Okay, sorry-- we're just looking for some place to buy food."

   Before Peter could drag you away, the man stopped you. "The boy, you're from queens?" He asked.

   "How do you know? Oh, accent." You shrugged.

   "If it's just for food, you guys can come in." He said.

   "I thought you said we are too young." Peter said.

   "Yeah but i own this club, c'mon in."

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   About 2 am, Thor needed to pee.

   He went to the bathroom, In his thousand years of living he never thought he will end up at Hong Kong with 2 kids and Tony Stark when he is actually a god who can calls thunder and stuff, but this is life.

   Before he returned to his bedroom he check Peter's room, then realized he wasn't there.

   Oh oh, naughty little Petey.

   Thor sneaked to your room, expected that he is definitely in there, maybe you both were making out, he smiled to himself, then questioned that you guys are too young for those stuff, and your room sounded deadly quiet.

   "(Y/n)?" He called out.

   "Peter Starkson?" No reply from Peter Starkson.

   Thor decided to open in to realized nobody was in the room, and the window was left open.

   "Stark!!!" He yelled.

   Tony walked out of the room in his iron man suit that finally made its way to him, he spent his whole night trying to contact back to New York but the signal was blocked, he needed better, and higher place to unhack whatever Hydra did to the whole system.

   "What is it?" He asked.

   "The kids are gone."

   "Maybe they're in the bathroom."

   "No. They sneaked out, through the window."

   "...."

   "Don't look at me like that, this is not my false."

   "Oh my god you young fools..."

   "I'm not young."

   "I meant them Thor, dress up, we have to find them! Do you think it is safe for two kids out there alone with Hydra after their asses? They don't have any idea about real fight--- oh god." Tony lost his adopted son and now is freaking out.

   On your side.

   The owner of the nightclub was truly kind after realizing Peter is from queen, they spent times chatting and even said the foods were free, who doesn't like free food? Not you.

   He convinced Peter to try some of his beer but Peter denied all the way. Eventually you needed to go to the bathroom and left them talking.

   You washed your hands after you finish, then froze because a drop of blood dripped down the sink. You looked at yourself in a mirror, you had nosebleed again.

   "The hell...?" You questioned, was it because you was teleported to Hong Kong, the first time Harry Potter performed apparition he puked so it kinda makes sense?

   You washed away blood from your nose and opened the bathroom door, supposed it is time to return to the hotel or Tony and Thor will find out.

   You bumped into Peter at the door, but he was in different clothes, different hair styles, and he looked lost as shit.

   "Are you okay?" You asked, he looked at you like he wanted to kill you or something.

   "..." Intense stare.

   "Why are you dressed up like an unemployed police officer?"

   "..." More intense stare but closer.

    Ding dong, your marvel movie trash sense made you realize, you bursted out laughing, feeling like the smartest fan. "OH! It's Peter's clone! I thought you guys weren't supposed to look alike, since Nat's clone were Yelena, you know? But you're kinda hot." You chuckled.

   "..."

   "..." A moment of realization.

   "..."

   "REAL PETER HELP!!!"

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Neko : From now on i will call you guys depressed Potatoes. See you next chapter my fellow depressed Potatoes.