neko : I'm backkk. I was gone for a WHOLE YEAR. TT Read why at the end of this chapter, oh my Thor I missed you guys so much.

Money, money
Ain't it funny, honey
When you get what you need
Baby, life is a breeze

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"(Y/n), who's the sushi guy?"

A friend asked you in an intense atmosphere of the classroom, which was built up by Justine's weird smile, Peter's jealous ass, and your typical potato-less Stark vibes.

You would've told her the truth, that Harley is just a friend, but Peter was behind you, and he was definitely overhearing.

"Someone important." You told her. "The guy is a sweetheart, so caring, everyone loves a sushi guy around."

When you turned around to see his reaction, Peter Parker gave you the looks that asked. 'Why is the sushi guy better than Spider-man?.'

You replied with a smirk that said. 'Because I can eat sushi but I can't eat Spider.'

How did you even said all that by just your expression? Must be one of the Stark's powers.

The teacher walked in the lab and paused the tension. You actually enjoyed coming to school (that you don't even need to attend at all), once you realized they were doing a small competition between classmates.

"You guys will get paired up, within limited time, create any kind of devices with given scraps, the best duo will get a reward." The teacher explained.

"Hehe." You laughed out, Ned stared at you confusedly.

"Why hee hee? Like michale jackson?"

"Building things off of scraps...? My father's been a pro at that since 2008. I'm gonna make a web-shooter, that instead of shooting webs, it shoots raw fish. Sushi shooter. You hungry baby? We got you covered. Shoot the sushi right in yo mouth!"

"That's targeting Peter to make him angry (Y/n)." Ned said, lowkey interested.

"That's right Ned." You smiled brightly. Feeling happy. "Oh Ned, here's for you." You gave him Starkpods.

"Wow, holy frick. This is too cool for me."

"You're cool enough Ned." You smiled.

"Thank you so much, and can you really make a sushi shooter out of those scraps?"

"I can of course. And when I win, he's gonna be real mad."

Then you got teamed up with Peter.

"..." Peter stared at you angrily.

"..." You stared at the scraps angrier.

"You cheated on me." He said.

"I what?" You asked back, most of the classmates weren't even paying attention to build their crafts, but were watching you two fights.

"I saw the picture, he fed you sushi."

"He just fed me sushi, how is that cheating?"

"Is it because the potato factory? You are having your own potato supplies that's why you don't need me anymore right?" He asked sadly.

"Peter, didn't I catch you hanging out with other girl?"

"I told you it was not a thing, and so what, does that give you the right to be with sushi-man?"

Then the two fought the whole class, the classmates were too nosy to tell you guys to stop, they wanted to spread all the conversations later on, the teacher was also too terrified of you to intervene and so you and Peter built nothing.

"Great now we lost." You scowled. "I'm a stark, and I lost because you kept accusing me of sushi cheating when Harley and I are just friends."

"Why can't we just talk it out? if it's miscommunication that we're dealing then let's communicate." Peter said.

For once this cat fight seems to be reasonable, until Justines hammer has to fuck it up.

When some kind of bullet was shot right between the two of you, your suit who was sitting behind you jumped in to cover you. Peter also forgot and did a Spider post at the enemy.

At Justine Hammer holding her rock shooter that she so proudly made.

   "Guess who won the reward with a cool rock shooter gun?"

^^^^ I wrote these back in 2019 july

~~~ Depressing life goes by ~~~

Back from retiring 2020 july vvvv

   "Guess who doesn't care? Me." You say.

Justine scoffs and rolls her eyes. "Someone's a little moody today."

   "I'm moody everyday, can you go bug someone else Justine?"

   "You don't have to be like that." Peter says.

   "Oh, standing up for your new girlfriend. So much for communication. I'm done." You says, stepping backwards to put on your armor suit.

   "(Y/n) I didn't mean it like that." Peter tries to chase you but Justine holds him back.

   "Give her some times. Believe me. She needs some time to be with herself."

   "Really...? But--"

   Justine pulls him back. "Trust me."

   You blasts the window open with your armor and fly out of school. Literally.

   Everyone in the classroom watches as you hit the sky. The teacher signs. "We need to repair our school again, she always exits dramatically."

   "Oh... I feel a storm coming." Ned says, he has bad guts feeling.

   Justine watches Peter who is all caught up in his feelings with a smirk.

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You inside the suits walk into the house while Tony is pouring himself some drunk water that you couldn't care less, he watches you confusedly.

"You starts wearing that even indoor now?"

You walk away from him, immediately tells him something is wrong. Tony puts his glass on the table and blocks you.

"(Y/n) what is going on? How was the school little competition thing?"

"It was alright." You say, from inside the iron mask.

"But you don't sound alright, what's happening. (Y/n), take off the suit." He says, opens his arms up. "Walk into my hug, come on."

You eventually do, your suits opens up to see you crying and sobbing as you runs into his hug.

"Everyone thinks I cheated on Peter with Harley, don't they know a boy and a girl can be just friends too? And now Peter's hanging out with some chick who always tryna copy me. I need potato." You cries into his hug.

Thor walks in, then surprises at the two of you. "Oh, what just happened."

"Can you get her some potato?" Tony asks.

"Like fries? Or chips? Or just a raw ball of potato in the fridge?" Thor asks back.

"Anything but the raw ball, thanks pointbreak."

Tony sits you at the couch. Patting your head. "Come on, don't be sad. Your eyes are gonna get all swollen, don't you wanna be happy for tomorrow's Stark potato factory opening day?"

"And Peter isn't gonna be there so what's the point dad? He potatoed my memories back, he should be there. But we always end up in this stupid fight." You cries sadly.

Thor comes in with pringles, sitting next to you, listening to your problem with Tony.

You start eating. "I wanna trust him, but he doesn't trust me. So it's like a loop of none trusting relationship."

Tony signs, not knowing what to say, so Thor tries to help. "Well, you know. If you love each other, you should trust each other."

You sniffs while eating chips. "What if I don't even know if one is honest about loving me?"

"You talk so depressing..." Tony says.

"Yeah it's depression..." You reply.

The three of you sit depressingly together on the couch eating pringles.

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Peter doesn't know what to do. Jealousy is taking over him. He wants to work it out with you but everyone around is talking about how you broke up with him to be with the sushi guy now. Let's just say, Peter's never going to take a bite of Sushi ever again in his life.

Justine Hammer figures he is in a vulnerable spot, enough for her to manipulate something into him.

"You should come to my lab." She says.

"What?"

Justine smiles. "To take your head off of things, you know? I think I might know something to cheer you up."

"Oh ugh, it's alright, I'll catch up with my friend Ned." Peter doesn't really want anything to do with her. He turns around to go the other way.

She chuckles. "Come on Spidey."

   Peter turns back at her with wide eyes, in the hallway people are not paying attention, yet it was dangerous for her to says it out, and how does she even know?

   "Oh dang, sorry, i'll say it softer.  Come on spider-man...." Justine Hammer starts giggling.

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Neko : As many of u know, i retired July of 2019 due to college and work, now it's july of 2020! i now write professional screenplay for Hollywood Thailand.

But life sucks, the more i part from my fantasies in here the more depressed I get. When I joke I am a depressed potato, I mean it, I consult with my psychiatrist and in a great care of my mum. You guys don't need to be worry, dark humor is the way I cope with these things. Therefore I'm your master depressed potato as always.

I've missed you guys SO BAD, life out there is so tiring. And love is wayyy more complicated than in these books. I would do anything to just be here happily but I gotta make them coins to stay alive ;_;

I can't promise you a consistent update like before, I barely have any free time on my hand. This will be the only book I can update for now, I'm truly sorry.

In my tough time, knowing you guys still think of me and waits for my return truly warms my heart, I've been feeling unwanted and unhappy for quite sometime now. Feels good to feel like home again. I hope my story can keeps you entertained.

Love, Master depressed potato Neko