Everybody's waiting for you to break down
Everybody's watching to see the fallout

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    "My potatoes are poisonous!"

   You scream loudly, feeling panicked. Then you raise your metal arm at Justine, "How dared you poison my potatoes!"

   Wanda uses her power to hold your hand back.

   "Bestie, what the hell, let go!" You yell, "She needs to get her head blasts off! She toucha ma potatoes!"

   You lost the ability to use words.

   "You deserve it, you crazy homophobe!" Justine yells at you.

   "That's not how it works dipshit!" You scream back.

   "The damage hasn't been done, (Y/n). We can still stop the potato supplies, she needs to be interrogated and shamed. It's not worth it, trust me." Wanda tells you calmly.

   You look at her for a bit... then agree, it's not worth it killing her by your hands. She's way too stupid.

   "Fine! Nat, would you mind capturing her?" You ask and Natasha nods, "I need to hack my own protection code that kept dad away from tracking me. I need him right now."

   "You're gonna let him through right now? What will he do to you as a punishment, or to Harley?" Natasha asks.

   "Harley is no longer a treat. Justine was too stupid that the mind control fluid only worked once. And I would rather get grounded all years than for my fans to die while eating my potatoes."

   You quickly open up the codes and starts rewriting them. Because it is your program, you know how to crack the code. Eventually, you get back in contact with Iron dad.

   "DAD!!" You start crying. Your passion, your memories, your potato factory dream is being taken away from you.

   "Come! Back! Home!"

   "I will, and I'm so sorry!" You cry harder and just now realize how much you messed up.

   Natasha finishes up tying Rose, "Wanda can you get her some tissues?"

   "On it." Wanda runs around looking for tissues.

   "Dad, you need to listen to me. Justine bitch poisoned my potatoes! The second shipment of Stark potatoes will kill anyone who kills them!" You take tissues from Wanda. "And I'm all the way in fucking Thailand."

   Tony's voice is cold and full of frustration. "Young lady, your potatoes didn't kill anyone."

   "What...? Didn't you hear me, you have to help me stop the shipment." You say and Justine laughs in the background so Natasha slaps a duck tape on her mouth.

   "It has already been shipped! Nobody dies from eating it, BUT ALL OF THEM HAVE DIARRHEA." He shouts back.

   "..." You freeze. And because the suit was on speakerphone, Natasha, Wanda, and Justine Bitch turns to look at you confusedly.

   "What did your dad say?" Natasha asks.

   "I was saying every consumers who bought and ate Stark Potatoes are shitting themselves!" Tony yells.

   "..." You look at Justine confusedly, she looks back the same way.

   "Apparently whatever poison Justine Hammer tried to put in, it sucks ass so much that it just makes people shit their pants instead of dying." Your dad adds.

   "Oh, Thanks Thor..." You put your hand on your chest.

   "It's still a problem, your stock market crashes, the news is attacking you, your reputation's never been worse." He says.

   "I'm sorry..." You sniff cutely. (Preciously, adorably, aesthetically.)

   "If you had just talked to me about it, instead of running off on your own like that, turning your back on all of us, thinking you could handle everything on your own! We could have dealt with it! I'm so disappointed in you, (Y/n)." Your father's word pierces right through your broken little heart, and that is said literally.

   Natasha shakes her head, "Oh dear Thor. Honey, give me the call. I'll talk to him."

   You get out of your suits and give the arm of the suit to Natasha to speak with Tony. Then you walk to the TV and turn on the television.

   Suddenly your face pops up on the screen of a Thai's new.

   "ข่าวด่วนค่ะคุณผู้ชม ขณะนี้ที่นิวยอร์ก..."

   "What is she saying, (N/n) translate for me."

   The lady reporter on the screen continues saying, "ผู้คนมากมายที่ซื้อมันฝรั่งยี่ห้อ สตาร์ค โปเตโต้ นะคะ กำลังขี้แตกค่ะคุณผู้ชม ขี้แตกกันหมด ทุกคนนี่งงตาแตกกันหมดเลยค่ะ"

   (N/n), "Many people who have bought Stark Potatoes shitting themselves. All of them shitting themselves, making the world all confused,"

   Wanda hugs you, "(Y/n)... it's gonna be okay..."

   "สื่อในอเมริกาตอนนี้กำลังสัณณิษฐานกันนะคะว่า (Y/n) สตาร์ค ไอรอนเกิร์ล ลูกสาวของโทนี่สตาร์ค ไอรอนแมน ได้ทำสินค้าของเธอแบบชุ่ยๆจนเกิดปัญหาราขึ้นมันฝรั่ง ตอนนี้คนในนิวยอร์กกำลังทวีตกันใน #(Y/n)Starkisoverparty "

   "The American reporters right now are speculating that (Y/n) stark, the Iron girl, the daughter of Tony Stark, Iron man, has been careless about the manufacturing that her potatoes have molds, the people of new york are tweeting..." You stop (N/n).

   "I'm cancelled." You cry and burrow your head into Wanda's hug.

   "No, you're not. People are just jumping to conclusions (Y/n), besides it could have gone worst. People could have died." Wanda pats your head.

You point at Justine angrily as Wanda is trying to hold you back like the table cat meme, "You suck! You tried to kill them and you can't even make poison!"

Justine looks back and is disappointed with herself. As she should, she sucks like her father, and she knows it by now.

And you are reckless like your father was, and you know it now.

"Nat... what did he say?" You ask Natasha, she returns your iron arms like the scene in call me by your name.

"I've never seen Tony being this angry before. And New York people are rioting about your potatoes."

"I'm sorry..."

Natasha grabs your cheeks, "Hey, it's Justine Bitch's fault, you were so passionate about your potato factory, if she hasn't intervened your life, none of this would have happened."

You sigh, "But she did that."

"Listen, I'll take Justine Bitch and Harley back to New York, preparing an official announcement. We're gonna make her tell the whole truth, and I will talk Tony out of being so angry. Meanwhile, you stay here for now with Wanda and..."

You all look back at her, and...?

"You know what? I actually have a sister." Natasha says. "You guys will have such fun."

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Everyone is shitting their pants.

Like literally.

And Peter considers it all his fault.

He understands now that Justine Hammer is the daughter of Mr. Stark's old copycat, coming back for revenge. She was the one who shot (Y/n), after she discovered (Y/n)'s too cool to die, she found another way to hurt her instead.

She used Harley to create a conflict between Peter and (Y/n). And in his own understanding, Peter thinks his jealousy blinded him to the point that she felt so alone, she went out risking her life on her own.

Peter Parker wants to meet himself off the world trade center.

"Mr. Stark, is she alright?" Peter asks him as soon as Tony ended the call with Natasha.

"No!" He yells.

"I'm sorry it's all my fault!" Peter follow shim but he quickly walks away.

"Go back home, Parker."

"How can I?! She's in Thailand alone by herself, she's probably freaking out about her potatoes making everyone poops!"

"Parker!" Suddenl, Tony Statk turns back to yell at Peter, "Listen to me!"

"..." Yes sir...

He puts Peter in a seat inside the Avengers facility, while he sits on the opposite side with his head in his hands.

He looks up at Peter with eyes that welled up with tears.

"We both made promises to her, Peter. You told me you would never break her heart, and I know you didn't mean to, but she's heartbroken. I also promised I would always be by her side, but here I am, not with her. Sure, her action was reckless, but she's my daughter. And I know that you love her. Yet, Peter..."

"..." Peter looks back at him with teary eyes too.

"We failed her, to the point that she thought she can't rely on us, and has to go risk her life on her own. And I am... sad!" He yells.

"I will make it up... I will try..."

"She's not coming back soon. Natasha will come back to prepare a statement day for her, and New Yorkers are angry about her making everyone farts poop."

"..." Peter really hopes May didn't eat the chips and is now farting poop...

"I bet she doesn't even wanna see us." Tony says sadly.

They sit together, being sad, typical dad and son in law things to do.

"I'm not going to let her be alone. I will apologize to her, to Harley, to everyone. And if she's done with me... I'll..." Peter struggles through his words. "I'll... cry."

"..." Mr. Stark just looks at him.

"But that's okay. I want her to be happy again. And if I'm the reason her heart is broken, sir... I'll step back..."

Tony feels a bit impressed, but he doesn't want the two of you to break up. Sure he hates the thought of someone... especially his recruit, kissing and... doing those things with his daughter. But when you were with Peter, you look the happiest Tony has ever seen. And he wants you to be happy.

"Take my jet." Tony says.

"What?" Peter looks up at him.

"Go after her. Bring my daughter back. Tell her I didn't mean what I say, I'm not disappointed by her... I'm disappointed in myself. That the ghost from my past is haunting the girl I love the most in this world."

Peter feels touched.

"Go to Thailand, I'll deal with the situation here until she's ready to come back. Take care and take a look after her, Pete. Keep her safe just like the first task I gave you."

Peter nods, he thinks to himself,

I won't let you down again, Mr. Stark.

And I won't let you down again, (Y/n).

I'm really sorry for everything. But I don't want you to go.

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Dear Peter Parker: I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot.