This girl is a gun,
Before you know it, it's done.

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THAT BITCH!

   "So what's the plan?" Bucky asks me.

   "I don't have one," I say confidently.

   Harley looks at me and sighs. "I'm so going to die."

   "But no worries, improvisation is my specialty. I just have to do some digging." I sit in front of my screens. Bucky, Sam, and Captain stand behind me sitting on my chair. They all watch me intensely.

   "Digging... like dig the dirt?" Bucky asks.

   "Don't know if you're being sarcastic or old." I chuckle, but I love him anyway.

   I try searching for Justine Hammer, her information is protected by stupid ass codes, even Nord VPN can hack her. I shake my head.

   "Like father like daughter." I sigh and hack through the program. Dad mentioned Justin Hammer the dad was horrible, so it makes sense his daughter is too, so I get access to all her information. "Ha, she tried to hide her identity but she doesn't try to hide her face at all."

   We watch footage of her going to the mall, burning stuff up in her lab, and... footage from my potato gala, with her injecting some kind of metallic fluid into Harley's body.

   "Boom. There you go." I say.

   "We give that footage to your father and everything will be good right?" Sam asks.

   "No, the blood test I took still says whatever the fluid is, Harley can still try to kill me out of nowhere. Peter and dad are not going to deal with him gently. Especially Peter..."

   "But that kid doesn't kill," Bucky says.

   "Jealously is something else, Buck." I sigh. "I say, we go to Justine. Force the antidote out of her, then we return."

   "How? We tried the airport last time and it was quite a mess." Steve says.

   "You guys tried to fly last time. So... (N/n) I need to get to Thailand where Justine is right now, through Elon's underground hyper-speed train that has access across the world, get us organized."

    [ I'm Thai so please don't roast my horrible traffic and unbreathable air country even if I just did. We have Lalisa so please be kind lol. ]

   "Elon musk? Thought that guy was building speed jet, he dug tunnels underground now?" Sam asks.

   "Yeah, he's also building colonization on mars too. I've been there too, it was a nice place." I say, (N/n) successfully create a perfect route.

   I clap my hand. "Here we go, now we just need to head to... the church 3 blocks from here. Apparently, the secret entrance Elon built is in there." Why are all geniuses so weird? Me included? Yeah.

  "How did you even know where this Justine girl is in the first place?" Cap asks.

   "My satellites spot her on an island there." I smile. "She dummy dumb dumb."

   Everyone smiles at me, then it fades immediately when a lightning bolt hits my gate and it slams down to the floor.

   Thor, Natasha, and Wanda walks in.

   My suit jumps right at me, I sink into it and aim my hand at them with fear.

   "Sorry about the door, Thor wanted to enter dramatically." Natasha says, she's all chill. Wanda also is eating my Stark potato chips.

   "Hey, my favorite omelet girl!" Thor says happily.

   "If you're here to take us to dad then you might just as well back off." I say, Captain and the others walk up to stand in front of me.

   "Listen. That team isn't going to stop until he gets his hand on Harley, to Shield he's a threat now, and I don't want an innocent boy like your sushi friend to go through that." Nat says. "Besides, I'd choose little Stark's team any day." She winks at me.

   "I also don't want to be locked up again so, Nat helped me get out of the facility." Wanda says.

   "And I'm here for the food!" Thor says.

   "Wait, so you're helping us?" I ask, lowering my hand down.

   "Helping you." Nat says. "So, I supposed you already have everything planned out. Where do we go?" She asks.

   "The tunnels." I smile, hugging Thor. "Happy civil war two!"

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   We reach the church with Nat's help to stay out of sight, by that I mean hats and hoodies for everyone.

   We look around to try and find where Elon might hide the entrance.

   "That's god here?" Thor asks.

   "Yup." I say, looking around.

   "What's his name?" He looks at the cross.

   "Jesus." I say, while staring at that same cross.

   "Have I met him?" He asks me.

   "Well has't thee hath met Jesus weareth thy moth'r's drapes?" I ask. Turning the cross upside down.

   "No?" Thor says.

   "Then no." I say, then I hear a click and the picture of Jesus swing open to see a path.

  "A secret door, yayyy~" I smile happily.

   Cap laughs and pats my back. "You didn't even need a DNA test to prove you're his daughter."

   I look back, my smile fades down a little but I hide it. It's heartbreaking that I'm not on his side, I never pictured this going this way. I sigh out desperately, only Harley sees that.

   "Anyway, come along." I say, everyone follows me down the stairs to see an elevator. We all get in, and with 8 of us in here, I am all squished.

   Ding. And it opens up, we see a big tunnel with an advanced train at the very end.

   "That's our ride." I say, all of us suited, walking together with me at the front, I can hear cool songs playing in my head.

   Until...

   Another Ding.

   "What did I expect..." Cap sighs, ready his shield, and looks back.

   My Iron dad... my Spider boyfriend... Uncle War machine... Friendly Scott... Uncle Clint... Wanda's Vision... and Uncle Bruce... walkout.

   All suited up too.

   "Ah shit." I hurry up and put Harley into his Iron lad suit. "Iron lad suit-lady, fly him to a seat inside the train."

   "I think I'm gonna die." Harley says nervously, staring at them walking towards us, also epically, but with scary music in my head.

   "Me too buddy." I sigh. Then Iron lad flies off to go to the train.

   "What do we do..." I ask Steve.

   "Your way. You're leading this team." He says so confidently.

   "Hell Nah! I don't know shit how to deal with this. That's my super Iron dad and my super powerful boyfriend! I don't know what to freaking do!?" I jump in my Iron suit a lot of time.

   "Daughter!!" Dad yells at me. He's not here to play.

   "Hey, dad!! Love you!! Fuck off!!"

   "Hey! Language." Steve shakes his head.

   "Captain polite this ain't the time. Fine, I'm gonna get my shit together. Everyone, all we need to do is holding them back. I'm not sure all of us are going to make it to that train, but the more the merrier. So let's knock them down and once we can get in that train, they won't be able to catch us." I tell the team, and slowly walking towards another team.

   Leading by Peter.

   "Boyfriend," I say.

   "Ex." He says.

   Ouch. That hurts.

   "We can still go back to normal, we're just gonna hand your new man to shield. And talk this out."

   I stare at him. "First of all he is my friend, second of all, if you wanted to talk this out, you wouldn't have all suited up."

   "(Y/n)—"

   "I ain't done, Ex."

   "..." Get a taste of your medicine, Pete.

   "Last of all, you know shield is not so promising about investigating a threat. If Harley were Ned, would you really easily hand him over without trying a better path that wouldn't hurt him?"

   "..."

   "Speechless hyphen man." I smile.

   "(Y/n) Stark." My dad says.

   "Oh shit he calls me full named."

   "Oh shit he calls you full named." Steve agreed this time.

   "You are in big trouble. And unless you raise a white flag right now it's going to get bigger."

   "You two are connected! Harley saved you. Why aren't you standing by my side?"

   "Because you're my only child I have at the moment, and I can't, never, ever, afford to lose you! If you let your guard down for a second he might just kill you!!!" He shouts so loud that my heart sinks to the floor.

   "He won't..."

   "You're not even sure about it. Please..." He tries to calm himself down. "Honey, we both are human under the suits. And I know it still hurts every time somebody throws a punch. Just, come back home, okay?"

   "...But I'm sure."

   All sides stare at each other for a moment, then we look at each other. I stare at my dad and Peter sadly as I mask my face at the ready. And then,

   Shit starts.

   Peter jumps at me right away, trying his best to webs me up. I fly up and flip in the air over him while blasting a flashbang at him. Peter is blinded temporary now, time to run.

   I look around to see chaos, I cannot make out who's fighting who, but I see... Captain is not fighting my dad.... Where is he?

   Forget about it for now. I need to get on that train, I turn around and fall suddenly after bumping into dad's iron chest.

   There he is.

   Shit.

   "Stand down. Or you're gonna see how dad does it."

   I stand back up and face him.

   "I'm not scared." I sound so scared.

   "Then bring it on kiddo."

   Blasts against blasts. Iron against iron. Stark against Stark. Yet both of us are holding back our punches.

   Now... What's weird is our Ai are fighting.

   "(Y/n), you can beat him, Friday is an old prototype." (N/n) says.

   "Mister Stark, I am the original. We can do this." Friday says.

   "Why are they arguing!?" I ask dad.

   "I don't know!" He replies.

   "I'm newer, and I've added a combo for you. Do you want to activate it?" (N/n) asks.

  "Yes just don't kill him!" I shout, my suit works its own to a combo— in his Iron dingdong. "Ah! (N/n) stop! I want siblings!"

   But that was enough, Iron dad goes down.

   "Dad I'm sorry!" I shout.

   I fly off but Peter webs me on my feet and drags me down to the ground, dragging himself along too. We end up rolling on the ground. I open my eyes to see him on top of me.

   "I still love you a lot!" Peter screams into my face.

   "I love you too!" I open up my mask and give him a kiss that stunts him, then put my mask back on and give him a head-butt.

   "Sorry, love. Nat taught me well. Distraction." I fly off.

   I get inside the train, only the girls make it to the train.

   "Go!!!" Thor yells, using his lighting to slow everyone off.

   "Come with us!" I shout.

   "We'll buy you time!" Bucky shouts back.

   Nat touches my shoulder. "This is our only chance, trust me."

   I sigh and get the train going. Then run to the very back of the train and see Peter trying to catch up, but he couldn't keep up with this train.

   "Shit..." I get out of my suit and— fucking have an anxiety attack.

   "Are you okay?" Wanda sits next to me.

   "I swear to Thor," I point my finger up for nothing. "That Justine Bitch, will pay for this..."

I lay down on the floor of the train, trying to catch my breath. Then slowly I get up.

"Please tell me one of you brought potato."

Wanda smiles at me, it's my Stark potato chips. She hands it to me,

"I'm like, your biggest fan. It tastes amazing."

   "Oh I love you."

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Dear Peter Parker, are you the new marvel movies. Because I honestly wanna spoil you.

Me trying to finish all my books I abandoned 3 years ago :

Hey look at me wearing EDITH!