Ego crush is so severe,
Thor, it's brutal out here!

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   Harley wakes up with pain all over his body. Yet, none of those could compare to the headache, other memories that are not his are trying to burst out of his skull. Shattering every little pieces in him.

   "Hey, kid. You alright?" Somebody's voice ask, Harley slowly opens up his eyes to see Bucky, Captain, Sam and you, gathering around him.

   "What's... going on?" He asks.

   "Long story short. Peter thinks you shot me. Last night at my potato gala that I expected to be very perfect even though my paranoid boyfriend wasn't there to support me, shit hits the fan. You came at me, claiming Iron Lad suit my father made you a long time ago. Tried to kill me. Now my dad and Peter are probably thinking that you are a threat to me, and you won't be safe near them at all. So I brought you to Steve."

   Sam says. "Kiddo. By saying long story short, you're supposed to make it short."

   "Yeah. But I'm losing my mind. And haven't had any potatoes to calm me down at all."

   "Got plums." Bucky says, he then shrugs. "Not a potato, but cheers me up like potatoes cheers you."

   "Thanks Buck." You try eating some, it helps a little.

   "Wait—" Harley sits up, look around to the basement he's in. "Where are we?"

   "My secret underground—" You almost slip out. "—Lab. Secret underground lab."

   Sam looks around. "Where's the engineering equipment then? No holograms, no tools, nada. Just TV, fridge, andddd... a bed."

   You panic. Oh no.

   The two hundred years old boomer Steve and Bucky looks at you with confusion.

   "So?" Steve asks.

   "Sam shut up..."

   Sam laughs hysterically. It sounds like hehehe.

   "C'mon guys. I know you're old. But (Y/n) and Peter always disappear together. This is their private hangout, cuddling area!"

   "Stop it Sam!" You beg, all the plums drops to the floor, Bucky look at the waste sadly.

   Sam continues hehehehe.

   "This isn't the point! I just come down here to watch some movies, have alone time with Peter. This is why it is the perfect place to keep Harley for now, no security cameras, I built it to block all the interruptions. Meaning, even dad couldn't hack in and locate where we all are."

   "No securities cameras, hehehee." Sam continues losing it.

   "Wait, wait. I need to understand. So, I shot you last night? Wearing the suit?" Harley asks.

   "I know, all of us know it wasn't you. Harley, what was the last thing you recall?" You ask him, coming closer. Holding his hand to show him comfort.

   "I... I thought I saw you, or at least someone dressed so similar to you. Height difference doesn't match up. I shoulda known."

   "That bitch."

   "What?"

   "I just cracked the case but go on."

   Sam stops laughing and everyone starts paying attention. Harley goes on. "Well, I just remember something hit me. Then it's blurry, but I felt something goes into my veins. Hurts like sharp knives. Then I woke up to this. In your little cuddle place." Harley chuckles a bit.

   "If dad hears about this, I will kill all of you before he kills Peter and me." You threatens, it seems more like a cat hissing than a tiger roar threat.

   Then you freeze. In silence you starts sweating.

   "Oh shit."

   "Language (Y/n)" Steve says.

   "Holy fucking shit."

   Steve gives up.

   "I— it just hits me that. None of them are on my side anymore, at least they wouldn't trust me. Dad fears losing me more than anything, Peter thinks I chose Harley to save instead of myself. Both of them together against me, I won't stand a chance of saving my best friend in a right way. That wouldn't involve getting him locked up in some cells."

   Steve shares exchanges with Bucky, the look the two of them know what it means. Steve sits next to you.

   "You're not alone. We're on your side."

   "This is exactly what I don't want to happen. Look what happened between you and my dad, one sleaze manipulated you and everything went to shit. We got back together fine but then it's repeating. With me and Peter." You starts tearing.

   "We'll fix it. Together. Whatever conflicts it is we're still the same team, Avengers." Steve puts his shoulder over you.

   "Or you could just turn me in." Harley says. "They must know it wasn't me, there's someone behind this."

   "No kid. The last time this happened, we were locked in cells. Wanda was tied up. You wouldn't want the risk." Sam says.

   "Yes, we need to fix the problem from who caused it. I know exactly who that is." You stand right up. "Back when my dad announced himself to the world, many people tried replicating his suits. One of them is named Justin Hammer, Pepper sent him to jail. Now his daughter, Justine Hammer. Is trying to make Harley kill me. I'm damn sure she shot me in my chest."

   "So you're saying?" Bucky asks.

   "We find Justine Bitch. Her last name is bitch now."

   "Kay." Sam shrugs.

   "Then we get her to fix Harley back, before Peter and dad gets involved."

   Steve looks at you worriedly. But still, he was in your shoes after all.

*

   "Council meeting everyone!" Tony Stark shouts. Half of the Avengers join them.

   "This seems serious, is this serious?" Thor whispers at Natasha. His hand holding Stark Potatoes from your company, enjoying it.

   "Well we're about to find out." She says. Though she heard about what went down last night, she doesn't completely understand the situation just yet.

   Tony takes a deep breath before starting. "Man. How do I say this, ugh... civil war 2. Starring Iron girl and Spider man!"

   Everyone looks at each other confusedly.

   Tony shakes his head. "Yeah I don't get it either... someone manipulated Harley Keener, one of (Y/n)'s only friends. Programmed him to kill her. And instead of letting her Iron father and Spider boyfriend help, she ran off with Harley to Thor knows where."

   "I don't know where." Thor say, still eating chips.

   "It's (Y/n)'s thing, she says you instead of god. It's an impression." Tony explains. He's having a worst headache ever, the fear of losing his daughter might gives him panic attack.

   "Guys." Peter stands up. "I know you guys see me as just a kid, Spider-man, and (Y/n)'s boyfriend. But this is serious, (Y/n) is putting herself in danger putting herself near a guy who's trying to kill her."

   "She's a tough girl. She knows what she's doing." Nat says.

   "You don't know that." Tony says. "My daughter is too much like me than I want her to be. There's bad trait in me—"

   Thor cuts Tony off. "Oh! Oh I know! A little self centered, overly confident, narcissistic—"

   Tony stops him. "Aight we get it I'm egotistical billionaire jerk but get back to the point. (Y/n) is better than me, that's what I believe in my daughter, I want her to be. But now she's vulnerable and those bad traits of mine is going to overcome her. Reckless."

   "None of us understand you Tony." Wanda says.

   "Okay. My guess is she's going to go by herself to the girl who manipulated her friend and walk right into the trap."

   "Exactly what I'm thinking. Justine Hammer planned this." Peter adds.

   "By herself?" Wanda asks. Everyone pauses and look at her. "Steve, Bucky and Sam isn't here. She's smart enough to seek for help."

   "Ah shit Steve..." Tony puts his hands on his waist like an angry wife who can't find his husband.

   "So is she going to be okay? At least she has help now." Thor asks.

   "No they aren't." Peter says, looking like he's on the edge of a breakdown. Tears welling up. "They're with Harley who's basically a time bomb and is about to walk right into the trap of Justine Hammer."

   Natasha touches his shoulder and comfort. "We're gonna help them."

   "She's not going to see it this way." Peter fails to hold back his stress, he wipes tears off. He just want everything back the way it was. He blames himself for forbidding you to hold onto your reactor just because he thought he could protect you. But he thought he failed that as well. That he failed you.

   Thor looks left,

   Thor looks right,

   "So this is serious?"

   Natasha wants to cry with Peter.

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Dear Tom Holland : Destiny calls; our date is inevitable.

Cheesy pick up lines returns~~~