AN: Peter lives in the tower and Bucky and Loki are part of the Avengers.

3rd Person POV

   Of course, the day Peter was absent is when the annual Midtown High field trip would be. No one knew what the field trip location was, but Ned recognized the path they were taking. After all, he'd been over to the tower with Peter before. There was no doubt about it - the location of the field trip was none other that the famous Stark Tower, home of the Avengers and SI HQ.

   Despite his frantic texts, Peter never responded to Ned, leaving Ned to conclude that Peter was in for a very unpleasant surprise. Not only had Peter not been responding, but Flash was also degrading Peter, saying that he was embarrassed about his "internship lie" and didn't want said "lie" exposed once the bully had caught sight of the tower.

   The class, after gaping at the tower for five minutes, entered the high-tech building to marvel some more. Thankfully, their tour guide got them out of their stupor and managed to pass out the badge without a certain Flash shoving his way to the front of the group. Skipping over Ned, she passed the last badge to Abe while Ned dug his own out of his bag. Thanks to Peter living here, Tony had Happy give Ned a badge so he could visit Peter easier. Plus, Ned had landed an internship with Bruce. He needed the badge.

   An "Eugene Thompson, Omega 1, guest, no unathorized contraband" from Firday interrupted Ned's thoughts and he patiently waited as the other students and tour guide, who was a Beta 4,  went through before stepping forward.

   "Ned Leeds, Alpha 9, personal intern of Bruce Banner, no unathorized contraband. Hello, Ned, would you like me to inform Dr. Banner and Peter of your arrival?" Friday's voice took on a happy tone versus her robotic monotone with the others.

   "Can you tell Peter I'm here with our class on a tour?"

   "He is curently occupied with pranking the Boss, accompanied by Mr. Barnes and Loki. Shall I give him the message later?"

   "Yes, and send me the footage of the prank and the aftermath. I gotta see that." Ned laughed, forgetting that he was with his class until the tour guide cleared her throat. Sheepishly, he folowed his class after Friday promised to send him the undoubtedly hilarious video once it happened, and they began their tour.

-Meanwhile, with the pranksters-

   How exactly Bucky, Loki, and Peter managed to fill a five-gallon bucket full of whipped cream was beyond them. However, Tony was unknowingly in for a very... creamy surprise. Currently, Tony was in his lab, Peter having excused himself from said lab to work on some homework.

   In order to be able to dump the bucket full of whipped cream onto Tony successfully, Peter sat on Bucky's shoulders. To help Peter dump the bucket, Loki hung from the boy's neck like a scarf, in his snake form of course.

   Using his assassin skills, Bucky snuck through the tower with the two on his shoulders, not even making a sound as they neared the lab and Peter handed Bucky his Alpha 10 -an all access card- to scan them into the lab.

   Blissfully unaware of the prank about to happen, Tony pushed himself away from the work bench he'd been sitting at, rolling across the room in his rolling chair while AC/DC and Led Zepplin blasted through the speakers. However, Tony had unknowingly rolled right into position for Peter to dump the whipped cream and the boy had gladly taken the opportunity.

   Tony screamed and Bucky booked it, Peter and Loki still on his shoulders.

-With Peter's Class-

   The class froze as they heard a shriek echo throughout the tower followed by fearful screaming. Confused whisperes rollled over the class.

   "Relax, that was just someone pranking Dr. Stark and then running away in fear of his wrath. Happens two or three times a week," the tour guide nonchalantly explained. However, before anyone could procees this, loud footsteps, screaming, and someone screeching angry curse words approached.

   The class was very confused and surprised to see the Winter Soldier carrying who appeared to be Peter Parker, with a snake wrapped loosely around his neck like a scarf, holding a medium-sized red bucket, on his shoulders while running away from a very angry Tony Stark covered in whipped cream. They couldn't believe the sight, especially the Peter part of it until they heard:

   "PETER BENJAMIN PARKER-STARK! JAMES BARNES! LOKI! GET YOUR ***** BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" (Censored for Steve) followed by a "LANGUAGE!" and Tony frustratedly yelling:

   "HOW THE HELL DID CAPSICLE HEAR THAT?! HE'S ELEVEN FLOORS AWAY!" At this, Ned and the guide proceeded to die laughing while Abe, Cindy, and Betty soon joined them, snapping out of their shock.

   "HOW THE HELL IS WORTHLESS, STUPID, PUNY PENIS PARKER HANGING OUT WITH THE FREAKING AVENGERS! I'M OBVIOUSLY THE BETTER CHOICE!" No prize for guessing who exactly decided they lost the will to live. Ned and the guide blanched. Both had seen how protective the Avengers, especially Tony, Bucky, and Loki, were of Peter.

   "Flash, I hope you have funeral plans and a will. You're gonna die if any of the Avengers heard that," Ned solemnly informed the bully. It was true, the Avengers were part of the PPPS (Peter Parker Protection Squad), but the three aforementioned Avengers lead the thing. Not ten seconds after this, more footsteps were heard and in came nine very angry Avengers, each giving Flash death glares strong enough to make the famous Bat-Glare look like a puppy's pout.

   "What. Did. You. Call. My. Son?" Tony's anger radiated off each word he spoke. There was a very noticeable dark spot forming in Flash's pants where a dark spot didn't belong.

   "P-peter, S-sir," Flash managed to stutter out despite his terror.

   "Friday? Playback, please." Tony had reigned in his anger just enough to keep it out of his voice.

   "Boss, Eugene said 'worthless, stupid, PUNY Penis Parker.'" Tony lost it. He'd heard the "puny Penis Parker" part but not the "worthless" and "stupid" parts.

   "Peter is not worthless or stupid! He is the smartest, kindest, and best person I have ever met! His IQ is higher than mine! Good luck getting into any college or even flipping burgers." Tony emphasized the "not," "smartest, kindest, and best," and the "ever met" parts before his anger managed to seep back into his voice.

   "Why did you even want Parker? I've applied five times and never got hired! I'm smarter than Parker!" Welp, someone's dead was the thought that echoed through Peter's class.

   "You are a bully. Your IQ is 100. You are arrogant. You are narcissistic. Peter is not." By now a stench eminating from Flash had spread through the room.

   "Get. Out. Now." Flash had never run so fast in his life.

   "Hi, Pete's class! Carry on with the tour!" Tony casually exited the room.

   "Do you think he forgot he was still covered in whipped cream?" Abe commented. Needless to say, the press conference 30 minutes after that was very entertaining to watch.