Thor: Ragnarok happened, but Hela and the destruction of Asgard never happened. Also, he has Stormbreaker and it has a charm like Mjolnir, only the worthy can lift it. Also, Mjolnir still exists. Thor prefers to fight with both weapons.

3rd Person POV

Thor, Loki, and Peter were the only Avengers available when the aliens attacked. The other Avengers had gotten stuck in a meeting, the two gods and spider only escaping said meeting by claiming they either had Asgardian business to attend to or school. Both were false, but Fury hadn't pushed it, being slightly afraid of two angry gods, one of which who controls lighting, and an angry spider capable of lifting over 100,000 tons.

Said trio reported to the scene, and discovered the aliens. It was a race similar to the Chutari, only with 4 arms and they were a darker purple, not quite a violet. They were coming from a portal created by some type of magician, not to be confused with Dr. Strange's mystic arts. They still engaged the attacking species, Thor heading to close the portal.

It'd been about twenty minutes when Thor encountered an unforeseen issue. There was an alien the size of a two story house that possessed super strength protecting the aforementioned portal. Said large alien got a lucky shot in and knocked Thor out. Noticing this, Peter and Loki rushed towards the unconscious Avenger. Upon arriving at his side, it was clear that Thor had a concussion and was out for the count. Nodding to each other, the two silently agreed to protected Thor, Loki secretly very worried for his brother. They had gotten separated, Loki couldn't summon anymore knives and Peter was out of web fluid. In desperate hope, both extended one of their hands and wished that one of Thor's weapons would deem them worthy enough to come to them.

It worked, both weapons going to the Avenger they were closest to, which led to Loki trying to remember how to use an axe, as he got Stormbreaker, and Peter just jumping from alien to alien, whacking them with Mjolnir. Both got the hang of their borrowed weapons quickly, after 5 minutes they were even using lightning in tandem with their given abilities. Thor was still out cold, but the two hand managed to move the aliens away from him, even the giant one.

Finally, nearly forty minutes after the initial attack, the other Avengers showed up to a very odd sight. There was lightning coming from two places in the fight against the aliens, but an unconscious Thor was passed out on the ground in front of them. Then they saw something that stopped them dead in their tracks. Loki, yes, Loki the god of mischief, was wielding Stormbreaker, slicing, dodging, rolling, and electrocuting the aliens as Peter jumped from alien to alien, hitting them with Mjolnir, sometimes throwing the hammer at two or three aliens, electrocuting them. All the other Avengers, even Natasha, gaped at them, especially Loki. A thud was heard as Tony and Clint fainted from shock. As Bruce was currently the Hulk, he didn't end up joining the archer and billionaire, but Hulk was still very confused, as not even he could wield Stormbreaker or Mjolnir, but Loki could and was currently doing so.

"Okay... How are they doing that?" Rhodey asked. The still conscious Avengers had no response.

Eventually, Loki noticed the Avengers, stating, "Are you just going to stand and watch or are you going to get over here and do your jobs?"

This snapped the Avengers out of their shock, and after dumping a bottle of water that Natasha produced from who-knows-where on the genius and the archer to wake them, joined the battle. With the additional backup, the smaller aliens were defeated in a matter of minutes, leaving only the large alien, the one that knocked Thor out, standing. Despite its win against Thor, the alien couldn't keep up with an attack that included Thor's power coming from two directions, Wanda and a double of Loki backing them up, as well as the other Avengers attacking from all different directions at once. The alien was easily taken care of and imprisoned - to be taken care of once there wasn't an innocent spider nearby who believed he had only knocked out the attacking aliens with Mjolnir.

Finally remembering Thor, the Avengers, including Loki, ran towards him. The now-conscious, concussed Odinson looked at Loki and Peter, both still carrying their respective borrowed weapons, and, after the now calm Bruce informed him he had a concussion, asked, "Are hallucinations a symptom of these 'concussions'?"

Loki slouched slightly and looked down, though only Peter noticed. He moved to comfort the Asgardian frost giant, but was interrupted by Thor, who had been told that, no, concussions don't cause hallucinations by Bruce.

"You're finally worthy, brother! I am happy for you! Congratulations, son of Stark, as well for being worthy to rule Asgard!" The blonde Asgardian was mostly focused on his brother, but did acknowledge Peter somewhat dismissively. Peter's feelings weren't hurt, and he was thankful that Thor was more focused on hugging the life out of Loki because the brunette had looked like he needed the hug.

"Let us have a feast to celebrate this joyous occa- Ow! Dear Odin, my head hurts!" Thor interrupted himself, all the while speaking in his usual, loud tone. His yelling had obviously caused the headache from his concussion to kick in. Loki simply pulled out something that looked like two lemon bars and handed one to Thor who immediately ate it, keeping the other one for himself.

"Much better! My head no longer feels like there is a herd of bilgesnipes stampeding in my head! Let us go to Asgard and celebrate this joyous occasion!" Loki followed after his brother, who had started to walk towards the tower, ignoring Tony and Clint's demands for a "lemon bar." The other Avengers simply shook their heads at the two wanting a "lemon bar" and followed the spider and the gods.

AN: Anyone know what the "lemon bars" actually are? Hint: only Loki and Thor can eat it.