Lightly impaled

I'm really glad that some people seem to like these as much as I do, because I still don't own Marvel.

WARNINGS: Somewhat graphic description of an injury. Medical Inaccuracies.

Peter really doesn't see what the big deal is. So, he doesn't get stabbed often because of his reflexes and his sixth sense, but sometimes he doesn't listen to it, and it's not like he hasn't had worse. Once, he had a building dropped on him. He can handle a little blood loss.

Karen seemed to disagree. "Contacting Mr. Dad."

"Nope! No! I'm fine!" Peter protested. "I should change his contact name."

"Why should you change my contact name?" Mr. Stark said as his call connected.

"Nothing! No reason, Mr. Stark, Sir. We are all good. Nothing weird with contacts, no injuries. All good." Squeaked Peter.

"Yeah...I'm not falling for it, kid. Where are you hurt?"

Peter did a little internal victory dance over Mr. Stark ignoring the contact name issue before he realized what he said. "Hurt? Pshft- I'm not hurt."

"Karen?" Mr. Stark asked.

"Nononononononono, Karen don't-"

"Peter has been stabbed in the stomach, Sir."

"Peter!" Mr. Stark shouted and Peter knew he was getting ready to fly his suit over if he wasn't already on his way.

"Stabbed is an exaggeration. I would go with...lightly impaled."

"There is no such thing as lightly impaled." Mr. Stark landed in front of Peter in record time.

"Sure there is!" Peter smiled, his hands pressed firmly over his wound. "It just happened to me!"

Mr. Stark rolled his eyes and picked up the teen hero, careful not to aggravate the injury. "What's the difference, kid?" He asked, mostly to keep Peter talking, but also because he was a naturally curious person. Sue him. You won't win.

"Well, being stabbed is dangerous. Being lightly impaled is just an inconvenience."

Mr. Stark couldn't help it. He burst out laughing. "Okay, kid."

He landed at the tower and brought Peter to MedBay. After the fixed the kid up and sent him home, he sat by himself in his lab for a moment.

"Lightly impaled..." He laughed.

The End.

Peter needs to stop getting injured. I mean, he has a sixth sense, he should listen to it. 😂😂😂 Anyways, hope you enjoyed!

Bye!

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