Hi, lovelies! While I had lost my password to this account, I never gave up my noble quest to gain the rights to Marvel, my beloved. You will all be glad to hear...it didn't work. As per usual, regardless of time passed, I still do not own Marvel. :0

This was a request from @Posiedon29. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: implied bullying, peter stands up for himself. 

Peter Parker was at his breaking point. 

He was over being treated worse than dirt by a guy who he could beat up in seconds if he wanted to. He was sick of Flash acting like the pampered little prince who could get away with anything without consequences. He was done with it. 

"Penis Parker!" 

"You know, if you like my penis that much, there are better ways to flirt than that." The words escaped him without even thinking. Peter thought that he didn't mind that much, as the hallway went eerily silent for a high school and Flash just stood there, gaping at him. 

"I'm just saying. I mean, you're not really my type," he accompanied this with an up-and-down glance that he knew would destroy the poor bully's ego. Now that he had started talking back, it was going to take a lot to get him to stop. "Yeah, you never really had a chance, but anyone with a little sense knows the pulling hair thing doesn't actually work." 

Peter pulled himself off the lockers he had been leaning on, noting with amusement that when he stood up straight, he was a solid inch taller than Flash, who was still staring in shock. "Well? I'll let you get in a practice round if you want. I'd suggest something like, 'Hi, cutie.' or 'What's up, sweetheart?' I'm not sure you can handle much more than that, yet." 

The hall remained silent until the bell rang. Peter smiled brightly down at the bully he didn't think would give him much trouble anymore. "See you around...Eugene." 

So, I might be a bit rusty, and that was shorter than I would have liked, but we'll work our way back up, yeah? I'm already working on one that'll hopefully be longer. Hope you enjoyed anyways!

I don't remember whether I used to curse in these, so I didn't here, but if someone knows whether I've cursed in the last ones, that'd be good to know for the future. I think I want to keep the tone as similar as I can, but I swear much more frequently than I used to. I'm going to take a break for tonight, but I'm so glad I was able to get back on here again. <3

Bye!