Ugh I miss Nat so much.

After we storm Area 51 I say we storm Marvel HQ too

I'm taking RDJ sorry I called dibs he is my baby
••••

Peter shuffled into the kitchen to find some Nutella. He hoped that Thor didn't stash it somewhere like he does with his Pop-Tarts. Taking out his headphones blasting Disney music, he began his search.

Clint sat at the island in the center of the kitchen and ate a bowl of cereal. He smiled at the spiderling as he crunched on fruity pebbles.

"Hey, Uncle Clint, have you seen the Nutella?"

"Mm, sorry, squirt. I don't know where it is."

"I'll get it for you, baby spider," Natasha said as she stepped into the room. Without warning, she began to climb on Clint to reach a high cabinet. He froze while Peter watched.

After retrieving the Nutella, she climbed down her partner and handed the jar to her nephew. Peter took it with a bewildered look.

"Uh thanks, Aunt Nat!"

~~~

A few days later, Peter noticed more quirky actions from the hero. He'd see her lounging around the tower wearing clothing that belonged to different Avengers: Tony's band shirts, Bruce's sweat pants, Steve's hoodies, Bucky's socks, Clint's shorts, and even Thor's capes.

"I wonder why she does that," Sam wondered aloud. The team had gathered together and couldn't help but notice their friend sporting a unique look with various items of their own clothing.

"I think she's asserting dominance," Bruce replied.

Thor cocked an eyebrow. "Well, I believe it's working."

Silent agreements were muttered as they studied Nat. She relaxed into the couch with a smirk.

~~~

The assassin also napped often wherever she pleased. It was a little unnerving to find the woman curled up in random places, fast asleep with a knife in her hand.

The rest of the Avengers often found Natasha napping in dozens of unusual spots. Once, Tony found her curled up in his lab. DUM-E had draped a spare blanket on her and happily beeped when he saw Tony's nod of approval.

Another time, Thor found Nat in the training room on a stack of mats. Later, Steve found her in his bed, which nearly scared him to death when he had pulled back the covers to see her under the duvet. Bucky would see her sleeping in little cubbies, especially in the sun near windows. Even Bruce found Natasha napping in various spots in his lab. When interns would walk in to ask the scientist questions, they would give him a puzzled look after noticing the Black Widow asleep in a spot amongst his equipment. Bruce would just shake his head with a grin and motion for the intern to be as silent as possible.

~~

Nearly everyone was baffled by their friend. The only person who never seemed to be surprised by Natasha's actions were Clint.

"I'm used to it."

"Clint, you looked terrified when she climbed you to reach a book on the bookshelf."

"I'm just grateful she wasn't wearing heels."

Nat smirked. "Nah. Peter's sneakers are much more comfortable."

Peter's eyes widened.

"So that's where my shoes went!"