Dating Peter Parker would include:

-Peter never, ever, shutting up about how much he loves being Spider-Man.

-LOADS of public displays of affection, because Peter is always wanting to hold your hand or just wanting to be touching you in one way or another.

-Peter always hugging you—his arms around your waist and your arms on his shoulders.

-Occasionally feeling Peter rest his hand on your thigh when you're sitting next to each other.

-Never getting bored of watching the short films that Peter wrote, shot, edited, produced, and directed.

-Peter introducing you to ALL of his friends and bragging about how great of a girlfriend you are.

-Peter's aunt, May, treating you as if you were a part of the Parker family.

-Watching videos of the "Spider-Boy" on youtube and never getting over the fact that Peter, your boyfriend, is THE crime fighting spider that saves countless lives every. single. day.

-You getting worried over the fact that Peter gets injured everyday while fighting villains, only to have him kiss your forehead and reassure you that he's fine.

-You making fun of Peter's Queens accent

-"Are you seriously making fun of me Y/N? Oh you are SO going to regret that, love."

-Peter ALWAYS staring at you in complete awe asking himself how he managed to bag such a beautiful girlfriend.

-"I'm sorry Y/N, but how do you look so good when you're not even trying?"

-You wearing Peter's clothes ALL THE TIME.

-"....Why do you look better in my clothes than I do?"

-Having Peter support you in anything you do, because he knows your hobbies matter more than anything else.

-Peter constantly being nervous/a mess around you, but you adore it because he's a goofball who stutters when he wants to impress you.

-You backing Peter up against Flash, because any enemy of his is an enemy of yours.

-"I promise that I will ALWAYS be on your side no matter what happens, Peter. Okay?"

-You and Ned constantly making fun of Peter, or better yet, "roasting him."

-Peter falling asleep on your thighs when you're over at May's watching films on the couch.

-Peter asking you every single time if he can kiss you.

-"Y/N, can I please kiss you right now?"

-"Peter, you don't need to ask every time."

-Peter constantly taking "off guard" pictures of you and never deleting them even though he says he has.

"Peter you better delete that, I swear to god."

"Y-Yeah, I did. I promise."

-Peter making Happy take pictures of him when he goes on missions with Mr. Stark abroad, because he knows you would love to travel one day.

-"Happy, make it look like I'm holding the tower!"

-"...fine."

-Peter getting embarrassed when you just started dating, because whenever he took you back to his apartment his aunt, May, decided to show you his baby pictures.

-"AUNT MAY YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW Y/N MY BABY PICTURES!! IT'S EMBARRASSING."

-"Peter, why have you had no eyebrows since you were like three..."

-"Ned isn't here, that's not fair. You're not supposed to roast me without him."

-Taking pictures of Peter on your way to school because you forgot you had to turn in some photography homework that day.

-"Peter, stop laughing. I need one where you look emotionless."

-"Okay, okay, but I feel weird. Everyone is literally staring at me, because my weirdo girlfriend is making me pose in the middle of the subway station for no reason."

-You asking him Spider-Man related questions just because you love to annoy him.

-"Can you summon an army of spiders?"

-"What? No Y/N? No. Why would I be able to summon an army of spiders?"

-Peter using science puns to flirt with you when you're mad at him.

-"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine."

-"Peter Parker, shut your mouth."

-"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe."

-"Are you made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you are FINe."

-"FINE. I forgive you, but for the love of god please stop with the puns."

-Peter giving you his old jumpers, t-shirts, and sweaters when Aunt May takes him back-to-school shopping, so you can always have something of his.

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i shamelessly only wrote this because i wanted to use those pictures but didn't know how

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