Fight Me.

(FYI, Evie is an OC I made, basically all you need to know is that she's Peter's twin and a deathly combo of Peter and MJ)

Peter: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ned will and will not eat.
MJ: Grass? Yes!
Peter: Moss? Yes!!
MJ: Leaves? Oh, yes!
Peter: shoelaces? Strange but true!
MJ: worms? Sometimes!
Peter: rocks? Usually nah.
MJ: twigs? Usually!
Peter: May's cooking! Inconclusive!
Evie: how did you... test this???
Peter: you just hand him stuff and say "eat this" and if they eat it, they eat it.
Evie:... I don't know how I feel about this.
May: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Peter: you really put aside everything and came A this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
MJ: several traffic violations
Ned: three counts of resisting arrest
Evie: roughly 13 cans of energy drink
May: also, that's not our car

Peter: bye MJ! Bye Ned! Bye Evie! Bye May! Bye MJ!Ned: you said MJ twice.
Peter: I like MJ

Peter: where's MJ, Ned and Evie?
May: playing hide and seek
Peter: where?
May: I don't think you get how this game works

Peter: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
MJ: pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Ned: rocks are Feetie Heaties
Evie: forks are Stabby Grabbies
MJ: defibrillators are Hearty Starties
Ned: nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Evie: stamps are Licky Stickies
May, annoyed: you are all disappointments

May: Anyone d-
MJ: Depressed?
Peter: Drained?
Ned: Dumb?
Evie: Disliked?
May: -done with their homework... what is wrong with you people...

Peter: good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
MJ: rude.
Ned: that's fair.
Evie: not again.
May: are you gonna want this back?

Peter: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
MJ: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ned: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Evie: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
May: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!!

Peter: What does 'take out' mean?
Ned: Food.
May: Dating
MJ: Murder
Evie: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Peter: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
MJ: 'Prettiest Smile'
Ned: 'Nicest Personality'
Evie: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
May: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Peter: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
MJ: Looking right because you left
Ned: Looking up cause you let me down
Evie: Looking down cause you messed up
May: What is wrong with you guys

Peter: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
MJ: ... Your what?
Peter: My friends.
Ned: Is he saying "friends"?
Evie: I think he's being sarcastic.
May: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Peter! All of your friends are in this room.
Peter: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Peter: Favorite horror movie?
MJ: It
Ned: Saw
Evie: Annabelle
May: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Peter: Nothing in life is free.
May: Love is free!
Ned: Adventure is free.
Evie: Knowledge is free.
MJ: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Peter: I'm an idiot.
MJ:
Ned:
Evie:
May:
Peter:
MJ: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

i.e. May stuck in a room for too long with 4 chaotic gen z teens