Headcanon 2: Disney Nerd

Possible NWH Spoilers below??????? Actually no I don't think so (This is a lot short that the other one lol)






Peter, now with a butt-ton of time on his hands, realised that a bajillion Disney movies came out during the Blip and he never had the chance to catch up, with all the chaos that he had to deal with. So his face when he was walking through Target and spotted a DVD for Frozen II was priceless. A man walking past literally said "You Blipped, didn't you?" after Peter stared at the case for a solid three minutes. So Peter went home and made a list of everything he needed to watch, then discovered that Disney has a freaking STREAMING PLATFORM WITH STAR WARS, PIXAR AND DISNEY. WHERE WAS THAT ALL HIS LIFE!? Of course he got a subscription. 

His List:
Solo
Incredibles 2
Christopher Robin
Mary Poppins Returns
Aladdin
Toy Story 4
The Lion King
Maleficent
Frozen II
Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker
The Mandalorian
Luca
Onward
Soul
Hamilton
Raya and the Last Dragon
Encanto

Incredibles 2 scared the living heck out of him in some scenes, but he still found it pretty good, he loved Christopher Robins. Aladdin was good, the Lion King... not so much. He preferred the original. Maleficent was cool, Solo he enjoyed. Frozen II had him sobbing the entire time and he had a new motto along with his others to live by (thank you Anna, we admire your strength and courage,) and Olaf was a mood. Peter made the mistake of watching Luca, then again in Italian, then went to get food while listening to an Italian artist and ordered in Italian. The poor cashier just stared at him for a good few seconds before he fixed his mistake, his face bright red as he paid. Onward and Soul were beautiful, Hamilton was legendary (Peter flipped when he realised that Jack from Mary Poppins Returns wrote the entire musical and played the main character. Peter also now raps Guns and Ships at double speed and nothing can stop him,) and he loved Raya and Encanto, crying at the Two Oruguitas song.

Now it's a common occurence to see Spidey swinging through Queens while screeching We Don't Talk About Bruno at the top of his lungs, to the confusion and concern of many people. On the days he doesn't want to get out of bed, he just tells himself to do the next right thing and drags himself to the kitchen for a bowl of cereal and toast, while listening to Two Oruguitas.

Disney fan who?????

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