1 year after they saved the galaxy.

The Sovereign. The Guardians were all hired to stop a creature from feasting on their powerful batteries. Quill gets something on his scanner. "Show time, A-holes." Quill says. "It'll be there any minute." "Which will be its loss." Gamora says. She pulls out a gigantic gun. "I thought your thing was a sword." Quill says. "We we're hired to stop a inner dimensional traveling beast from resting on these batteries and I'm gonna do it with a sword?" She asked. "It's just guns were my thing and swords were yours. I guess we're both doing guns, I just didn't know that." Quill says. "Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket and Peter's aero rigs?" Gamora asked him. "It hurts." He says. "It hurts?" Peter asked, getting his Iron-Spider suit repulsers ready. "I have sensitive nipples." Drax says. Rocket bursts out laughing. "'My nipples hurt, oh goodness me.'" He keeps laughing. "What about him? What's he doing?" Drax asks as Rocket is working on the stereo. "I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work." Rocket says. "Why is that your priority?" Peter asks. "Blame Quill, kid. He's the one who loves music so much." Rocket says. "No, I agree with Drax and Pete on this one, that's hardly a priority." Quill says. "Oh, okay, sure Quill." Rocket says winking. "No, seriously, I side with them." He says. "No, I understand that, you're being serious right now." Rocket says. "We can see you winking, man." Peter says. "Damn, I'm using my wrong eye?" Rocket asks. Baby Groot comes running in chasing some creatures. "I am Groot." He says. "They were not looking at you funny, Groot." Peter says. They sky splits open and they see the octopus like creature. "Oh, that's intense." Rocket says. It crashes down and they all run at it. In the mean time. Groot is finishing up the speakers and they start playing Mr. Blue Skies. Groot starts dancing around to the music. Peter gets thrown off it's tentacle and starts blasting at it with his repulsers. He looks down and sees him. "Groot-" he doesn't get to finish as Quill flies in and hits him backwards while he was distracted. Groot keeps dancing and Gamora keeps shooting at it. "Groot, get out of the way. You're gonna get hurt." She says and he just waves at her. "Hi." She says. Groot keeps dancing until Drax gets thrown next to him and he freezes. As soon as Drax leaves, he starts dancing again. He sees a fly-like creature and eats it. Rocket flies up to him. "No, no. Spit it out. Come on." He says as he gets it out. "Disgusting." Rocket says as he rejoins the fight. Groot keeps on dancing and chases after the creatures that looked at him funny. He gets back near the speakers and Drax comes crashing on them. He gets back up and looks back at the creature. "The beast is too thick to be pierced from the outside, I must cut it from within." Drax says and charges. "Wait a minute. Drax!" Gamora says as he leaps into it's mouth. "What is he doing?" Peter asks completely confused. "He says it's to thick from the outside-" Gamora says until Quill cuts her off.

"That doesn't make sense." Quill says

"I tried telling him that." She says

"The thickness is the same inside than the outside." He says

"I realize that." She says angered.

Inside the beast, Drax is trying to cut it and nothing's working. Peter then sees something. "Guys, it has a cut on its neck." They all notice it. "Rocket, get it to look up!" Quill says as they fly off and start shooting at it. Gamora tried getting a shot and can't shoot as the gun is jammed. She drops it and pulls her sword out. She leaps up it and slices it's throat open and it dies. Drax starts crawling out of it's chest. "Yes!" He cheers. "I have single handily vanquished the beast!" He says. Groot throws a pebble at his head. "What?" He asked. In the morning, they all take off their packs and Peter retracts his suit. "What are they called again?" Drax asks. "Amulax batteries." Quill says. "Harbulary batteries." Drax says. "That's nothing like what he just said." Peter says. "But they're worth billions on the market. Which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them." Quill says. "Careful what you say around these people. They're easily offended. The price for transgression is death." He finishes.

They talk with the High Priestest Ayesha and through some strange flirting with her from Quill, if you can call it that. Gamora interrupts. "Your people offer something in exchange for our services. Bring it and we'll be on our way." She says. Some of her people bring in a hooded figure. They remove the hood and see Nebula. "Family reunion, yay." Peter says quietly, uncomfortable. "I understand she is your sister." Ayesha says. "She is no worth to me more than the bounty do to her on Xandar." Gamora says. "Our guards found her attempting to steal the batteries. Do with her as you please." She says as Gamora pulls Nebula out of the room. "We thank you, High Priestest Ayesha." Quill says. "What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?" Ayesha asks. "My mothers from earth." He says. "And your father?" She asks. "He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know." He says. "I see it within you. An unorthodox that seems particularly...reckless." She says. "You know, they told me you people were conceded doushbags, but that isn't true at all." Rocket says and winking and they all see it and gasp. "Oh, I used my wrong eye again, didn't I?" Peter smacks him acros the back of the head. "I'm sorry, that was meant to be behind your back." Rocket says as they walk off. As they leave Peter hears him and Drax whispering and they burst out laughing.

Peter and Rocket start pioleting the Milano, but Peter's spider senses are still warning him of something. "All right, let's get baldy to Xandar and collect that bounty." Rocket says as they fly off. Later, they're outside the atmosphere as the Sovereign ships are surrounding them. "That's weird. We've got a bunch of Sovereign ships on our tail." Peter says confused. "Why would they be doing that?" Gamora asks. "Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries." Drax says. "Dude!" Rocket yells. "Right. He didn't steal some of those. I don't know ehh they're following us, what a mystery this is." Drax says as Peter rolls his eyes and his spider senses go off and he takes control of the ship and dodged a blast. "What were you thinking?!" Peter asks Rocket. "Come on, kid. They were just too easy to steal." Rocket says. "That's your defense?" Gamora asks. "Come on, you heard how that woman talked down to us. I'm teaching her a lesson." He says as they take control and start flying away. "Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. It's a shame they're misunderstanding and now are trying to kill us." Peter says sarcastically. "Exactly!" Rocket says. "I was being sarcastic, man!" Peter says. ""Oh, come on, you're supposed to use a sarcastic voice. Now I feel foolish." Rocket says. "Can we put this bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle?" Gamora asks. "More incoming!" Quill says. "Good. I wanna kill some guys." Rocket says and starts firing. "You're not killing anyone, those ships are remotely piloted." Gamora says as he keeps firing. They start shooting more and more. "What's the nearest habitable planet?" Quill asks. Peter gets the computer active and searches. "It's called Berhesrt." Gamora says as it comes up. "How many jumps?" Quill asks. "Only one. Problem is he access point is 46 clicks away. And you have to go through the quantum asteroid field." Peter answers. They look out the window and see it. Quill flies straight into it. "Quill, to make it though that, you have to be the best pilot in the universe." Drax says. "Lucky for us..." Quill says, but gets interrupted. "I am." Rocket says as he takes control and flies through. Quill takes control again and starts flying. "What are you doing?" Rocket asks him. "I've been piloting this ship since I was 10 years old." Quill says. "I was cybernetically engendered to pilot a spacecraft." Rocket says back. "You were engendered to be a doushbag." Quill says and they keep fighting over the controls. "Stop it, you 2." Peter says. "Quill, later on tonight, you're gonna be in your bed and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case, and you'll be like "what's this?" And it'll be because I put a turd in it!" Rocket says. "You put your turd in my bed, I shave you." Quill threatens. "Oh, it won't be his turd." Peter says, knowing where Rocket is going with this. "It'll be Drax's." Rocket says. Drax laughs his head off. "I have famously huge turds." Drax says. "That's information I never needed," Peter says. "We're about to die and this is what we're disgusing?" Gamora asks. They keep fighting over the controls and hit a asteroid. The air starts getting sucked out and Groot goes flying. Peter shoots a web and catches him and holds onto him. Quill activates the shield. Nebula falls to the ground. "Idiots!" She yells. "Well, that's what happens when you let Quill fly." Rocket says. "Hey, we've still got a craft behind us." Peter says. "26 clicks to the jump!" Gamora says.

Peter starts getting an idea and walks off and leaves Groot with Gamora. "Hold on." She tells him. Nebula reaches for a fruit and Peter kicks it away. "It's not ripe, yet." He tells her. He activated the Iron-Spider Armor and puts his web shooters on thruster mode, and attaches a rope to his back and lowers the shield and leaps out. "10 clicks." Gamora says on the com link. Peter steadies himself. "I have you now." Peter says and shoots several blasts at the ship and destroys it. "Ha! Take that, Vader." Peter says triumphantly. Then he sees thousands of ships coming around the rocks. "Son of a...they went around the field!" Quill yells as they start firing and Peter's suit starts taking a lot of damage. "Come on, hold on, hold on." He starts praying as a blast of energy destroys all the ships. Peter gets confused as he hears Rocket. "Who's That?" He hesrs him ask and he sees a egg shaped ship with someone on top. He zooms in and sees the guy waving at them. "It's a guy?" Both Peter and Rocket say at the same time as they enter the jump point and the ship catches fire.

Inside the ship, Gamora looks at the cameras and sees him getting hit by stuff falling off the ship. "Oh my god. He's still out there?" She asks. Outside, Peter is getting pulled out and can't control anything with his damaged suit. Gamora grabs onto his rope befor it breaks off and holds it. "Groot, put your seatbelt on!" Quill says. "Prepare for a really bad landing!" Quill says as they crash into a forest. Peter starts hitting all of the trees and everything else and crashes on the dirt hard. His suit is mostly destroyed now, with one of his gloves destroyed on entering the atmosphere, his eyepiece gone. "Ow. Ow. Ow." Peter says as he can't stand. Inside the ship, Drax is laughing. "That was awesome!" He says laughing. Later they're all out of the ship and Gamora is helping Peter walk, since she thinks he broke one of his legs. "Look at this!" She yells at them. "Where's the other half of our ship?!" She yells. "My ship." Quill says calmly. "Either one of you could've flown us through the field, if you listened with your ears and not between your legs." She says, walking to help Peter sit down. "If what was between my legs has a hand on it, I guarantee I could've flown us out of their easier." Quill ssys. "Peter." Gamora says. "Peter could've died because of your arrogance." Gamora says. "More because he stole the amulax batteries." Quill says pointing at Rocket. "They're called harbulary batteries." Drax says, "no they're not!" Peter yells, regretting it since his lungs hurt. "You wanna know why I did it Star-Munch?" Rocket asks. "I'm not gonna answer to Star-Munch." He says. "I did it because I wanted to." Rocket says. "Dick." Quill calls him. "What are we discussing this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up a thousand ships." Rocket says. "How little?" Drax asks. "I don't know, maybe this?" Rocket puts his fingers together. "A little one inch man saved us?" Peter asks, holding his side. "Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would've gotten bigger." Rocket says. "That's How eyesight works, you stupid raccoon." Quill says. "Don't call me a raccoon!" Rocket Ella. "You're right. I'm sorry. I meant trash panda." Quill says. "Is that better?" Rocket asks. "I don't know." Drax says. "It's worse." Quill says. "So much works." He starts laughing. "You son of a-ill kill you!" Rocket yells and they start attacking. "I've had it with you!" He yells. Peter's spider senses go off and they see a spaceship. "Guys!" Peter yells. "Someone followed you though the jump point." Nebula says. They all get ready to fight and Peter stays back and grabs a rock, since his web shooters are broken. "Set me free, you'll need my help." Nebula says. "I'm not a fool, Nebula." Gamora says. "You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat." Nebula says. "You'll attack us the moment we let you go." Gamora says. "No I won't." She says. "You think a super villain would know how to properly lie." Quill says as the ship lands and opens and they see an old man with a woman with antennas. "After all these years, I found you." He says. "What?" Peter says. "Who the hell are you?" Quill asks. "I thought my good looks would've given it away. My name's Ego. I'm your dad, Peter." He says. They all look surprised.