Taserface
After Peter wakes up, he sees he's tied to a chair next to Rocket with Groot in a cage, and they're surrounded by Ravengers and Nebula is in the corner. "It's time for the Ravengers to rise again to glory!" He hears one of the Ravengers say. "With a new captain. Taserface!!" They all cheer and Peter and Rocket looks at each other and bust out laughing. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your name it's...it's Taserface?" Rocket asks. "That's right." Taserface says. "Do you...shoot tasers out of your face?" Peter asks. "It's metaphorical!" He shouts and they cheer. "For what?" Rocket asks. "For...it's a name that strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who hears it." He says. The crew starts mumbling. "Okay..." Peter says. "Whatever you say." Rocket says. "Shut up. You're next." He says and puts a knife on Yondu's neck. Peter and Rocket start throat chuckling. "What?!" Taserface asks. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." Peter says. "It's just that we pictured you waking up in the morning and looking into the mirror and saying, "you know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!" Ha!" Rocket says laughing. "That's how we hear it in our heads!" He says as, Peter is laughing and thinks of something. "Wait, question. What was your second choice?" He asks. "Scrotom Hat?!" He asks and Rocket and the entire crew burst out laughing, along with baby Groot. Taserface puts the knife against Rocket's neck. "New plan. We're killing you first." He says. "Well, dying is better than living with a moron who thinks Taserface is a cool name." Rocket says. "That's enough Killing for today." Nebula says. Taserface moves away from Rocket. "I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy." Taserface says. "That was when daddy was paying my bills." Nebula says. "The woman wants to kill the fox and arachnid-child herself. And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 different Kree provinces." She says looking at Yondu. "I want 10% of the Take. And a couple of other things." She says.
Later, Peter, Rocket and Yondu are thrown into a cell. "We'll take you to the Kree in the morning. None of you will survive long after that." Taserface says, walking away. "Oh, hey, what do I do with this little plant? Do I smash it with a rock?" A man asks, holding Groot in a cage. "No, it's too adorable to kill. Take it to the tailor." Taserface says. In the cage, "no offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks." Rocket says, as Peter starts looking for a way out. "I was a Kree battle slave for 20 odd years when Stakar freed me." Yondu says, out of the blue. "He offered me a place with the Ravengers. He said that all that I needed to do was adhere to the code. But I was young...greedy...and stupid." He keps going. "Like you stealing those batteries." He tells Rocket. "That was mostly Drax." Rocket says. Peter grabs a can of something and there it at Rocket. "Me and Stakarra and the other captains, we weren't so different from you and your friends." Yondu says. "The only family I ever had. But I broke the code, they exiled me. I deserve this." Yondu finishes, as Peter looks at him, thinking of his family back on earth. "Slow down, drama queen. Maybe you deserve this, but me and the kid don't." Rocket says, pointing to Peter. "We gotta get out of here. You find anything that can help, kid?" Rocket asks him. "Nope, this room is completely solid." Peter says. "Where's Quill?" Yondu asks. "Off with his old man." Rocket explains. "Ego?" He asks. "Yeah, a day for dumb ass names." Rocket says and Yondu laughs. "You're smiling. And for a second I hit a warm feeling, then it got ruined by those ugly teeth." Rocket says. "You like a professional asshole or what?" Yondu asks. "Pretty much a pro. Why didn't you return Quill to Ego like you promised?" Peter asks, wondering since he got the news. "He was skinny. Good for thieving." Yondu says. Peter looks at Rocket and they don't believe him. "I know we can get out of here. But we're gonna need your little friend." Yondu says, talking about Groot.
Later, they see Groot sadly walking. "Hey, twig, over here." Yondu says and Groot walks over to them. "Oh, Groot, What did they do to you?" Peter asks, seeing him in an outfit and smells of alcohol. "Hey, you wanna help us get out of here?" Yondu asks. Groot nods. "There's something I need to get and bring back to me. "In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin, the thing I wore on my head?" Yondu says. "There's a drawer next to the bunk, it's in that. It's red." He says and Groot runs off to find it. Later, he comes back and he has underwear in his hands. "That's my underwear." Yondu says. Peter looks disgusted. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he didn't know what you were talking about." Rocket says. "You have to explain it to him carefully." Peter explains. "It's a prototype fin." Yondu explains. Groot comes back and he is holding an Orlonin. "That's an Orlonin, Groot." Peter says. "It's a fin!" Peter yells. "You 2 explain it this time." Yondu says, giving up. Groot comes back with a robot eye. "That's Vorker's eye. He takes it out when he sleeps. Go look again." Yondu says. "But leave the eye here." Rocket says. "Why?" Peter asks. "Because when he wakes up tomorrow, he's not gonna know where his eye is!" Rocket says, laughing. Groot comes back with a desk. Peter starts hitting his head against the wall. "That's a desk. We told you it was this big, Groot." Peter says. Later, Groot comes back and he's holding what they think is a toe. "Please tell me that you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of severed human toes." Peter asks and Yondu tells him they don't. "Okay, let's agree to never discuss this." Rocket says. Yondu grabs a stitched on picture and hands it to Groot. "The drawer has this symbol on it." He explains. Groot puts it in his head. "What?! No!" Yondu yells. "He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat." Peter explains. "That's not what I said!" Yondu says. "I am Groot." Groot says. "He's relieved you don't want him to. He hates hats. On anyone not just himself. One minute you think someone has a weird shaped head and you realize it's just part of the hat." Rocket says, translating Groot. "Wait, that's why you don't like hats?" Peter asks. "Is this an important conversation right now?" Yondu asks.
Later, Kraglin drops the fin in the cage and they look at him. "I didn't mean to start a mutiny." He explains himself. "They killed all my friends." He says sadly. "Get the 3rd quadrant ready for release." Yondu tells him. He understands and let's Groot go and starts walking off. "One more thing." Rocket says, stopping him. "You have any copies of Quill's music here?" He asks.
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