By Hail_the_gay

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21140387/chapters/50311526
1 Field Trip

Peter woke up first. He always woke up first but today it was an hour earlier than usual. He heard the soft humming of his Pop and decided to head downstairs and eat before his 17-year-old brother Harley, or his 5-year-old sister Morgan, woke up.

"Good Morning Pop!" Peter announced his presence when he stepped into the kitchen.

"Jesus Fucking Christ Peter! Stop scaring me like that! I'll have a heart attack." Steve jumped at the sound of his second son's voice.

"Language." Peter mumbled. Copying his father's usual saying, even though Steve cussed regularly.

"I'm dreading today. I go to school as Peter Parker, I come back as Peter Stark-Rogers. Only every avenger, Ned, MJ and FRIDAY know that. I have a field trip to Stark towers today. FRIDAY is going to welcome me as Stark-Rogers, I am doomed."

"Chill Peter, I can talk to your Dad about FRIDAY. Now get to school. See you in an hour."

"Fine, bye Pop! Say bye to Dad for me!"

"Will do."

When Peter made it to school he saw the yellow buses in the front almost taunting the fact that his secret would be found out. He met Ned in the Decathlon room, where they were instructed to meet for the trip.

"Peter, how cool is it that we're going to Stark Towers! I can not fucking wait."

"Ned, you went two days ago for movie night. Every Avenger knows your name and you have a level 9 pass. Stop freaking out." Peter attempted to calm his friend down.

"Hey losers, what are we talking about?" MJ slid into the chair across the table from the boys after kissing Peter's cheek as a good morning.

"Ned is freaking out over the fact that we're visiting Stark Towers even though he practically lives there, with the internship and all." Peter explained to his girlfriend.

"Nerd, Ned, you go almost every day. So do I, we have level 9 passes. Only 5 people have level 10 passes. That's a fucking honor."

"Good Morning Class! We will proceed to the buses now, as it is time for the field trip." Mr.Harrington announced when the bell had rung.

Every student filed out of their seats and piled onto the bus, sitting next to Ned, who was still freaking out. MJ sat in front of them.

"Parker, excited to prove you don't actually work for SI? I sure am!" That was the voice of evil and stupidity. Flash Thompson was an idiot.

Peter tried to enjoy the ride, while he was dreading the trip. The only thing he was excited for was the fact that Morgan didn't have school today and would probably join the tour, holding both Peter and MJ's hand while she walked with them. Soon the large tower came into view. Everyone 'oohed' and 'aaahhed' when they saw all 109 floors. When they went inside the guest entrance they were met by Abigail Gresham. Their tour guide, an intern in the biology department, and a good friend of Peter, Ned and MJ's.

"Hello everyone! My name is Abigail and I will be your tour guide for the day. I will pass out your security badges now. You all have a guest badge, these are only in use during this tour. They get you into the cafeteria and bathrooms."

Abigail went around and passed all of the badges out. When she got to Peter and his friends she immediately recognized them. She clapped a hand over her mouth and started shaking with laughter.

"You can't be serious."

When the three gave no response and pulled out their badges from their bags, Abigail burst and started giggling, her noises echoing over the loud room.

"Y'all will now walk through our metal detector, she will announce your presence, level, and amount of access. Don't worry, she is loud. Her name is FRIDAY. She's nice,"

They started to file through FRIDAY, who announced them.

"Abigail Gresham, level 7 badge. Limited access."

"Eugene Thompson, level 1 guest badge. No access."

"Betty Grant, level 1 guest badge. No access."

"Michelle Jones, level 9 badge. All access."

"Ned Leeds, level 9 badge. All access."

"Peter Stark-Rogers, level 10 badge. All access. Good Morning Peter, shall I tell the bosses of your presence?"

"No thank you Fri! I'm good." Peter hurriedly replied. Shit. His Dad didn't change FRIDAY's programming and now he was screwed.

"Any questions?" Abigail asked.

"What are the different levels?" Betty questioned.

"Good question! Level one is the guest pass. Which y'all have. Level two is lawyers, janitors, and media. Level three is the start of intern levels. They depend on how many years you've worked here. I have a level seven, because I've worked here for four years. Level nine is Avengers, and good friends, like Happy Hogan and Pepper Pott's. A level ten pass is only available to the Stark-Roger's family. Like Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Harley, Peter, and Morgan Stark-Roger's"

"Why did Peter get a level 10 badge?" Flash yelled from the back of the crowd.

"Cause Peter's a Stark-Roger's. Let's move now." Peter slowly turned his head round to his peers. Who were all staring at him, jaw dropped. His secret was out. Thanks Abigail.

"FRIDAY? Take us to level 11 please." Abigail announced when she got into the elevator.

"Of course Ms.Gresham." The elevator shook when it started to move, and the students stumbled.

They went to the museum, or archive as Ned liked to call it.

"You have two hours here before lunch." Abigail called before she moved to a table.

Ned pulled Peter over to the Spider Man display. Before he could go anywhere else. Where it gave facts about him.

Facts About Spider Man!

-He's deathly allergic to peppermint. Hisses like a cat if he smells it.

-Hates spiders, will hide up as high as he can get if he can see one. It usually means climbing on Bucky or Steve's shoulders.

-His favorite food is Coconut Pie.

-Is going to major in chemistry when he goes to college.

That was pretty accurate, seeing as his dad's were the ones who made it. His favorite was Steve's though. Tony had personalized it and it mostly said things about how Steve was ambidextrous and hated his husband 80% of the time. Which was kind of true, but lower it to 8%.

"Petey! Petey?" Peter's ears perked up when he heard the small voice of his little sister running through the crowd of 15-year-olds.

"Morgy! What're you doing here?" He asked her when she was in sight.

"Happy said I could come see you! I missed you this morning."

"Sorry Morgs, would you like to stay with me?"

"Mhm!" Morgan excitedly replied while Peter placed the light girl on his hip. 'She was so fucking cute!' He though. Letting adorable moments with his sister take over his mind.

"Who's this?" Those thoughts were immediately replied by cursing when Flash showed up. Probably to antagonize a 5-year-old.

"My sister, Morgan." He cautiously replied.

"I see. You're Morgan?" Morgan nodded her head furiously. "How much did he pay you to get you to pretend to know him?"

"He's my big brother. I didn't pay him." Morgan cuddled up into Peter's side, like she did when she got intimidated.

"You're scaring her Eugene." There came MJ to the rescue. Who probably heard Morgan in distress. They loved each other.

"Ugh. Fine!" Flash stomped off and MJ gave Morgan a hug, who happily returned it before retreating back to Peter's torso.

"Ok everyone! We are going to head to lunch now! Let's get down there!"

When they once again got into the elevator and went down to the lunch room. Peter noticed something was off. Natasha, Steve, and Bucky were there. This wasn't good. "After lunch we're going to head to the gym. Where anyone who wants to, can spar with us." Natasha announced. Everyone had noticed them by now and started screaming out of excitement. Peter's head started to hurt, he was going to have a sensory overload. The pain on his face must've been visible because Bucky walked over to him, worried. Bucky put his hands on Peter's ears and told Morgan to go sit with Steve. Bucky kept his hands on Peter's ears until Pete could reach into his backpack for his earbuds, containing Karen. He put them in and Bucky let go.

"You ok, Jumper?" He asked in concern.

"I'm fine Buck. Go hang with your friends. Thanks for taking care of me."

"Anything for Jumper." Bucky walked away and stood next to Natasha when she and Steve started heading up to the Avenger's special cafeteria. Just for Avengers and level 9 and 10 pass holders. Which means Peter could go eat up there with his friends. When he had gotten food for him and Morgan, he beckoned for his friends to follow him up the stairs to the private room where his family ate lunch. They quickly followed and found a seat with him when they got in there.

"Hey Dad, could you have just like, maybe changed FRIDAY's code to say level 9 and Parker rather than level 10 and Stark-Rogers?"

"What would be the fun in that?" Tony answered.

"I don't know, maybe I could protect my fucking identity? I wouldn't be bullied at school as much? I might be a normal teenager?"

Nat's ears caught on bullying. "Wait! You're getting bullied? I can't believe you didn't tell me! Come on Маленький паук, you know you can trust your Мать паук."

"Sorry aunt Nat, I just can't deal with it properly. So sometimes I have a good cry in my room. But it's ok."

"What the Fuck. No it's not ok. How about when your class goes down to the gym. You spar your dad. You have unlimited strength and you know, a six pack. Everyone will go insane. I will take the less agile children. They will lose. MJ will probably win."

"That sounds good. Thanks Nat!"

They heard a knock on the door. "Peter, Ned, MJ? It's time to move on. If Captain Rogers and Ms.Romanov would come too, they are sparring the children." It was Abigail, calling them down. They followed after her, eager to get down and show them how it's done.

When they had gotten to floor 82, the gym, Nat and Steve stood on different mats. Children rose their hands when the heroes called to see who wanted to spar them. Nat called on Eugene.

"I want to spar Captain America!" Poor Flash. Peter was just glad he wasn't sparring Nat, probably wanted to look down her shirt, Peter was glad she was wearing sweats, and not her leather suit.

Flash stood in a video game fighting stance, Steve looked at him in pity. Flash was standing correctly. But he was bobbing up and down, occasionally throwing his fists out towards Steve. Natasha called start and Flash was on the ground in a matter of seconds. Both heroes had gone through quite a few kids. Until Steve called on Peter.

"Pete! Come on up here! Want a weapon."

"No, I can fight you with my bare hands old man."

Natasha called start and Peter immediately threw a throat punch. Steve backed up, knowing Peter could hit harder than that, just scared to hurt his Pop. Steve swept the leg and Peter ended up on the ground, he quickly came back though. He grabbed Steve's head, pulling it closer and kicking him in the crotch. Then quickly flipped over Steve, then kicking him down on the back. Steve was on the ground and Nat called time.

"What. The. Fuck." It was Flash, amazed that Peter could do something so crazy.

"Hey, watch it Flash, he could gouge your eyes out." Steve stood up for him.

"I think that is all the time we have. Go with Abigail to floor 54 to have a Q and A with Mr.Stark" Nat called them out.

They had gotten to floor 54 and were sitting on the ground while Tony stood at the front.

"Hello everybody, I am Tony Stark. Ask me questions."

Hand flew up and Tony picked on Cindy, who asked "Are you gay?" Peter snickered, as did MJ and Ned, Tony was the gayest man you have ever met, ten pride flags in his room.

"Sure." Tony replied obviously annoyed at a question that could be answered with a few newspaper reads.

"Mr.Stark, what do you think of your children?" Peter asked from the back, trying to inconspicuous. He was almost positive he was the favorite.

"My favorite kid is probably Morgan, my youngest, she's 5 and adorable, the next favorite would be my 17 year old, Harley. I don't think I have anymore kids." Tony chuckled.

Peter gasped, he thought HE was the favorite.

"That should conclude our meeting, please leave my building you disgusting rats." Tony called out to them, everyone got up and left with Abigail, except the three friends. They were staying.