I just had this idea, so don't get on me! My sick mind did this itself!
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Peter skipped happily into the living room full of avengers holding a bright pink book....

" Hey kid what do you have there" Tony asked him

"..." He smirked  sitting infront of the avengers

" you know what my mother always said when I asked about my father..." Peter said as he looked at Tony "it was a summer romance" he said mimicking his mother " he was gone before she relized she was expecting me" Peter looked down... Tony looked guilty.

  " And I've always kinda expected that, that was all I would ever know... well I was ransacking some old trunks, and I found this! It's the diary she wrote the years she was pregnant with me!"

Peter held up a bright pink book and looked around.

Tony blushed

" Peter!!" Clint scoffed

Peter nodded like a school girl...

Cleared his throat, and opens the book

" July 17th, WHAT A O!"

" Oh I don't know if I  want to hear this!" Tony stated

" Oh I do!!" Nat exclaimed while getting up and going over to Peter

" Tony rode me over to the islands, that's kallokairi, and we danced on the beach, we kissed on the beach, and.... Dot dot dot" Peter looked around smiling, his smile vanished when he realized that no one knew what it meant, " what?" Sam (wink wink) said breaking the silence" dot dot dot, that's what they said in the olden days.....

" OOHHHH" the screamed. " Stop it" Tony exclaimed..

Peter Continued reading

" Tony's the one, I know he is, Ive never felt like this before"

"Honey, honey, how he thrills me, aha, honey, honey
Honey, honey, nearly kill me, aha, honey, honey"

I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine
Oh, you make me dizzy" Peter shakes and laughs while Tony just hides himself under the pillow

"Honey, honey, let me feel it, aha, honey, honey
Honey, honey, don't conceal it, aha, honey, honey
The way that you kiss goodnight (the way that you kiss goodnight)
The way that you hold me tight (the way that you hold me tight)
I feel like I wanna sing when you do your THING!!!!" Peter screams. Everyone laughs.

Honey, honey, touch me baby, aha, honey, honey and yet Peter dances around the girl holding the hot pink book to his chest smiling

Honey, honey, hold me baby, aha, honey, honey
You look like a movie star (look like a movie star) dramatically puts and hand on his forehead and bends his legs

But I like just who you are (I like just who you are)
And honey, to say the least, you're a dog-gone beast
Honey, honey, how you thrill me, aha, honey, honey
Honey, honey, nearly kill me.

As Peter finishes the last words he falls to the ground panting and laughing.

As he looks up to see a bright red Tony

He chuckels to himself

" You've had alot of fun in the past dad"

" PETER IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!"
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The end!

I'm trying to post more I really am...I just have no idea what to write about

Don't judge this was in my drafts for over  a month

Larb you all!!