Today was a normal day at Starks towers intill.......

Steve: * snezzes*

* Clint knocks down the door with his foot*

Clint: PETER.... DO. YOUR. THING!!!

* Peter turns off his phone and sits up from the couch"

Peter: * salutes* God bless America!

* Steve looks at them weird*

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* Steve wakes up and goes down stairs for breakfast*

Steve: * opens living room doors*

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

* Steve looks at them confused*

Steve: it's not my birthday?

Peter: sure it is Uncle Steve! It's the fourth of July!

* Steve is still confused*

Tony: see! We made a cake for yoouu!!

* It has Steve's butt on it*

Steve: Gee Thanks

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This is so bad I'm so sorry