Hi everyone! I'm back! Here's a super happy and fun-filled story for you all! I'll explain some more after the chapter. Enjoy!

Peter Parker had had a super long and boring day at school. Flash was being especially annoying today, Ned was home sick and his teachers decided that pop quizzes were a great idea today.

He had so much homework in every single class. All of this added up to Peter walking into the tower and throwing his bag on the floor. He jumped onto the couch beside Bucky and sighed dramatically.

Bucky put the newspaper down and looked at the dramatic teen. He sighed.
"Yes Peter?"
Peter looked at him and Bucky knew it was time for one of his long rants.

"What's the point of school Bucky? All it is is a confinement centre for people between the ages of 13-19 where they kill trees to force you to work for hours on these dead tree products." Peter said. Bucky chuckled.

"Well Pete, school is important for you to learn new skills." Bucky explained. Peter rolled his eyes.
"Okay yeah I get that, but why do the apple devils give us stacks of homework taller than Mount Everest to do in one night!?" He exclaimed.

Bucky just laughed and so Peter got up.
"See you in 35 years when I'm done my homework." Peter sighed.
"Bye Peter." Bucky said with a chuckle.

{•••}

Peter had been working for over an hour and he wasn't even halfway done his enormous stack of homework. He grumbled every time he faced a new math problem. A knock on his door caught his attention.

"Come in." Peter said. The door opened and Tony, Steve and Clint walked inside.
"Hi Peter!" Steve said happily. Peter waved.
"How's it going kiddo." Tony asked. Peter replied with one word.
"Homework."

"Mood." Steve said. Tony and Clint looked at him while Peter chuckled.
"Underoos stop filling Cap's head with all of these pop culture references." Tony said.

"Anyways." Clint said, "we're having karaoke night!"
Peter frowned. He loved Karaoke he'd be in his room for hours doing homework.
"Oh come on! I'm gonna be here forever and I wanna do karaoke!" Peter whined.

Clint laughed.
"Too bad spiderboy, looks like you'll have to suffer through school work while us adults sing our hearts out." He teased.

Peter glared. But then got an idea.
"Who's all going?" He asked.
"Me, Tony, Steve, Bruce, Nat, Thor and Bucky." Clint said. Peter nodded.

"Have fun with your schoolwork spiderboy!" Clint called out as they left the room. As soon as his door clicked shut, Peter threw his homework on the bed and began to get to work on his master plan.

Avengers diss track.

{•••}

Karaoke night was in full swing. Everyone was having a great time, although they wished Peter were down there with him. Thor was currently the one singing. And his song choice was impeccable.

"Let it goooo! Let it goooo! Can't hold it back anymore! Let it goooo! Let it goooo! Turn away and slam the door! I don't care! What they're going to sayyyy! Let the storm rage onnnnnnnnnn!!! The cold never bothered me anyway!"

He took a bow and everyone cheered and hollered for him. It was about to be Clint's turn when all the lights went dim and a spotlight appeared by the hallway to Peter's room.

Peter walked out into the living room in a full on rapper outfit. Everyone looked stunned when he grabbed the microphone.

"This song is dedicated to my wonderful family, the avengers." He said innocently. Everyone cooed and Clint stuck out his bottom lip.

"Aww Petey wrote us a wittle swong." He teased. Peter smirked and a spotlight came down on him.

"They're the avengers. Earth's 'mightiest' heroes. Let me sum it up for ya and say it real quick.

We got the green bean, with serious anger issues. A washed out philanthropist with an ego bigger than Clint's forehead. Next we've got the red headed, hot headed assassin. Yep she's pretty cool not gonna lie. Then we've got the man with sparkles in his hands. And a puny little guy pumped full of blue juice. Then a copy, wait this one is different, he's basically the same thing, just not as strong.

There we go, that's all the avengers... well the important ones anyways... now that ya know em, let me diss em real hard.

Hey Steve! When I'm finished with ya, your gonna wanna go back into that ice for sixty years. First of all let's talk about your household name, the 100 year old virgin oof that's lame. Sure you've made out with a few before, but none of em been with ya behind a closed door! Captain America, sounds pretty patriotic, but when they hear your story they'll call you idiotic. You seriously couldn't think of a better option, then crashing that plane down into the ocean. Why not steer it down then jump out the side? I'm seriously judging your intellect side!

Bucky, I think it's your turn. You've been with Steve all along. It musta hurt ya, when he got taller. Musta hurt ya, when you found his is longer. You used to be the alpha now your just the pup. Used to catch all the ladies now you're just the wingman. Girls come up to ya just to ask for Steve's numba. Okay, okay, maybe that's too far, but at least your Disney princess hair makes it up to par!

Bruce, or should I say puny banner. You have conversions with your alter ego because you can't catch a date, and your 7 PHD's don't really impress, I'm just spitting facts no need to attack! You've got a nice green tint coming on, or maybe that's the other guy he must really like my song!

Natasha, I'm actually kinda scared, but like I can't leave you out so here it goes. You're the best fighter I've ever seen before. And your gorgeous red hair makes all the guys stare. But when it came to Bruce, lets just say it was awkward. He saves you from a robot prison and there's no kiss? What kinda lovers ain't gonna do this! You are an inspiration, that day you took down Happy deserves some dedication. Your suit could use some work, but I guess it's not awful, the only thing to make it worse would be to go and dye your hair blonde! Oh wait... too late...

Thor. Lord of Thunder. Swinging round your hammer for a rainbow to appear? Sounds pretty far fetched to me, but let's not forget that I'm royalty. I lifted the hammer, way up high, so hand over your kingdom and bow to King Parker! I'm not gonna lie, I feel kind of bad. You thought that Loki was your blood brother. Only to find out that he was adopted. Oh well, at least you're still the first born, wait never mind that role was taken too. Hela and Loki look so much alike. Are you sure you're not the one that was adopted? Captain Sparkles, I applaud you, for staying in shape when all you eat is pop tarts!

Tony, now I guess it's your turn. You're the genius billionaire playboy that everyone knows. You make a grand entrance in your IronMan suit, but are we just gonna ignore how easily it was hacked. Most of your downfalls were because of your own creations, at least you've got me and I turned out amazin'! I call you my mentor but you're more of a father, next thing that I know you'll be making my bedtimes. From student loans to sharing homes you've given me everything. But that doesn't stop me from dissin your name! Stark. What comes to mind first? Imma have to say it's Howard that I think of. From attempting flying cars in World War Two, to working with SHIELD to create something new! Tony, you'd better catch up, I'm just kidding dad you know I love you!

Ahhh... now it's what we've been waiting for. Hawkeye, Katniss, Merida, it's time for ya, to get the roast that you so epically deserve! Why don't you tell me, what's your super power? Can you fly? Are you strong? Do you shoot laser beams? Oh Wait, that's right, you've got a bow and arrow plus your ridiculous 'wit'. Yes we heard your joke we just don't find it funny. Yes we know you hurt yourself sparring with Natasha. Yes we know you're in the vents, you're not fooling anyone. Yes we know you find my comments super annoying. I think you need some lessons on how to shut your mouth, or maybe lessons on how to aim. You always say you never missed a shot, but let me remind you, you've never hit me once! Try all you want but you will never succeed!

All right this is getting long so imma finish it strong, the truth about you all is that you're just a bunch of softies that fell for a teen, with the softest of them all being the one in the machine! I'm Spiderman, the best at the game. Not only that but I've got killer rap fame! I spit all these rhymes with a flow smoother than Steve's hair, thought of these disses faster than Tony flying through the air, webbin up baddies quicker than Hulk can say smash, Imma always have Clint taken out my trash, Natasha and Bucky I've said enough so rest easy knowing that there's no more to come! Parker, out."

Peter dropped the mic on the ground and stood with his arms crossed. Everyone's jaws were dropped. His flow was impeccable. They were all stunned when he walked out of the room and back to his.

When they finally regained their composure they knew there was no way Peter would get away with this. They needed to get him back.

With a Spiderman diss track.

Oh my gosh!!!! This was so much fun to write! And yes I finally wrote something happy! I took all your advice and surrounded myself with happy people and it really helped. Thank you all so much for the support you've been giving me. Of course I'm still upset but I figured it's better to be happy about the future than to cry about the past since there is nothing I can do about it. I hope you all enjoyed and stay tuned for the sequel!
~a happy Taco :)