Hōseki's P.O.V
My team and team seven stood in the hokage office. Team seven's sensei looked kind of similar to mine. The one thing they shared that really stuck out to me though, was how fucking hot they were.
"Holy fucks you're just about as sexy as my own sensei." I mumbled staring at team seven's sensei. Apparently everybody heard because they were all staring at me with wide eyes. Team seven's sensei sweat dropped and backed away slightly.
"What? He is! Is it so abnormal for a girl to appreciate a guys stunningly hot looks. I mean why does everybody have to be so hot?? Except for you two, no offense Sakura I mean your kinda cute but that's not hot." I said pointing at Sakura and Sasuke. She blushed.
"Well what about Naruto?" She blurted.
"Oh he's absolutely adorable! I would totally entertain a yaoi between Naruto and Sasuke!!!" I exclaimed. Everybody blanched while my team just sweat dropped.
"Moving on," the hokage muttered "Naruto since you guys want a real mission so badly then fine, I'll give you a C-ranked mission. Team twelve will come with you since they also want a real mission, though due to their skills I could technically send them on a B-ranked mission, I want them to accompany you. You'll all be guarding somebody back to his own home h-" the hokage was cut off by Naruto.
"Who is it? Is it a feudal lord? A princess?" He shouted excitedly.
"No, it's a master bridge builder and he's requested protection from the basic bandits and thieves. You may come in now." He said slightly louder to the door. The smell of sake and sweat hit my nostrils at full force before I saw this guy. Judging from how sweaty he smelled he had to at least be a really hot guy with lots of muscles. Oh how wrong I was. In came some ugly old man with a bottle of sake in hand. He had a pot belly and grey hair with a grey mustache and beard. There was white towel around his neck and a white rope tied around his forehead. On his back was his bundle of whatever it is he brought with him.
"Ugly old man...." I mumbled. He shot a glare my way.
"Am I really expected to trust these brats with my life? This has got to be a joke. They look like they couldn't hurt a fly. And what's with the short brat? He looks like a complete idiot! And that one, the pinkett, she looks like a stupid, rude little degenerate!" He exclaimed. Naruto laughed idiotically.
"Haha who's the short idiot? I bet it's you Sasuke! Haha he's talking about you guys!" We deadpanned at his words and lined up. It went Sasuke, Sakura, Kurai, Naruto, me, then Umare.
"Bwahaha he's talking about you Umare-chan." He laughed.
"I'm not a guy you idiotic human. Now stop staring at me!" She hissed. Realization dawned on his face and he lunged at Tazuna screaming "I'll kill you!". Kakashi caught him by his shirt collar and hit him on the head.
"We're supposed to protect the client." He said like he was talking to a slow child.
"Wait, but which pinkett was he talking about? There are three of us...." Sakura spoke up. Tazuna's eyes landed on me.
"That one." He said. I growled.
"Why you stupid, pathetic, ugly, fat, drunkard old bridge builder. I hope you aren't allergic to nuts because I'm gonna kick yours so far up your ass they'll come out of your mouth. I'll punch your teeth in so far back you'll be shitting em out the next day. You rude fuckin-" i was cut of by a hand over my mouth. I glared up at Saisuko. His eyes were wide. All of their eyes were wide except for Umare's and Kurai's. They just sighed. Kurai and Uma came and grabbed my arms dragging me away from the bridge builder that I was slowly walking up to. The hokage and Kakashi cleared their throats.
"Well then..." Kakashi mumbled. I finally noticed Iruka. He was staring at me wide eyed and mouth hanging open. I glared at the bridge builder one last time before flipping him off and walking out. On my way to the door I kicked his knee in and smirked as he fell to the ground. We all met at the gates of Konoha about twenty minutes later. Naruto looked extra excited.... and nervous. Sakura questioned him about it and he went on about how this was his first time out of the village. Tazuna looked rather nervous. He hadn't even noticed me yet so it wasn't because I was intimidating him. Something was amiss. He's hiding something. Not even two hours into our journey we ran into a puddle. A single puddle. On the side of the road. On a scorching hot day. When it hadn't rained in weeks. Idiotic ninjas whomever they were. I didn't give any hint as to me noticing it. Saisuko noticed and it looked like Kakashi did too. Umare and Kurai exchanged looks before looking to me. I nodded. So they noticed to. Good. Sakura let out a scream as Kakashi was torn to pieces by those ninja's weapons. A jounin can't be taken out that easily. I looked closer. A log. So that was a substitution. I jumped into action, allowing their chains to wrap around one of my legs as I saw it go for Kurai. I pulled the chain to me and ripped it from my leg as they came closer due to the force of my pull.
"Don't. Touch. Those. Two." I growled out. Umare and Kurai were by my side in an instant. I kicked out at him but he dodged and I missed. Before I hit the ground again though, Kurai back flipped and I used her as leverage to spin and land a roundhouse kick on one of their stomachs. Umare used my back as leverage before I'd even landed completely and flipped off of me kicking the other guy on the head. Our teamwork was impeccable and indestructible. So quick that it seemed to be over before it started. The two ninja directed their attention to Naruto who was frozen in fear. Sasuke jumped in front of him before he was hurt too bad but the tip of one of their blades scratched his hand. Sakura stood in front of Tazuna, kunai out, in a ready stance. Kakashi appeared.
"Sorry for scaring you guys like that," he gave a close eyed smile "and Naruto I'm sorry you got hurt but I wasn't expecting you to just freeze up like that. Saisuko, your student's teamwork is extraordinary. They did great, like they'd been working together for years and could read each other's minds. Sasuke great job at jumping into action and helping Naruto, and Sakura, good job protecting the bridge builder." Kakashi praised. I tuned out around that time. I vaguely heard Naruto's little speech and all. My anger only grew as I thought about what happened. Those two ninjas went after my Kurai and my Uma. I growled and sped up.
"Hōseki-chan?" Sakura asked tentatively? My head snapped up and I narrowed my eyes at her.
"I'd advise you not to talk to me right now. I'm not in the best of moods." She nodded and fell back.
"M-maybe you should calm down." Umare said.
"They attacked you. I ought to go back and kill them myself. You are my Uma and my Kurai. Nobody attacks you. Nobody. The next person to even look at you wrong will suffer." I promised before boarding the boat and isolating myself in a "corner". I ignored them as Tazuna treated his stupid little guilt trip to Kakashi and then turned and held up a peace sign mouthing 'suckers' when Kakashi agreed to continue the mission. I just wanted to get home and get my sisters out of danger. They sat on either side of me, my hands intertwined with their own. After finally getting off of that crowded, retched boat, we were walking through a small forest and Naruto was idiotically throwing kunai and shuriken at random things. I noticed the white rabbit though. Wrong. I felt the shift in air before Kakashi said duck. Time seemed to slow down. I bent backwards, my hands lay flat on the underside of the blade, and I directed it instead if at Tazuna to a tree. Before the executioner's blade landed in the tree, I back flipped, landing on the blade just before it even touched the tree. I stood on the blade facing a man. He stood on the hilt of the sword, facing me. Which meant his back was to my team. He blinked. I blinked. He had bandages wrapped around the lower half of his face. He didn't wear a shirt but he had a dark navy blue sash that went from his right shoulder to his waist, there was another shorter sash connecting the main sash to a part that branched off and went over his other shoulder. He wore light blue striped pants and.....cow(?)leg warmers and arm warmers. What. The. Hell? He was hot though.
"You. Are. Really fucking hot. Like sexy hot. Like just whoa.... buuuut, unfortunately for you, your looks don't rival my sensei's or Kakashi's. Which means I won't regret killing you because had I not redirected the aim of your blade it would have hit my sisters. Those who aim to hurt what belongs to me deserve to suffer. Perhaps I wont kill you. Maybe I'll just cut your penis off and shove it so far down your throat that it comes out of your ass." I said deathly calm. He attacked my sisters. His eyes widened slightly. Kurai spoke up.
"Does he know he's facing the wrong way?" She said to nobody in particular. He turned his head. Idiot. In the time that he wasn't looking at me I whipped out a long spear made of hollow obsidian. There was a sharp blade at the end, and on each side of the spear near the bottom was a small rope with tiny six sided stars at the end of the rope. Each point on the star was actually a sharp blade. They hung limply as I pointed the blade at his lower area, just a hair away from cutting. His head snapped back to me. Then he looked down. His eyes widened.
"Too sexy to kill... to sexy to cut it off... tch. Whatever." I mumbled not so quietly. I lifted my spear and jumped down from his blade, turning my back and crossing my arms.
"Remind me never to get her mad." Naruto whispered to Sakura. I heard it thanks to my extraordinary hearing.
I sat down on a tree branch and ignored the fight below. They didn't need my assistance as of now.
Maaannnn Kakashi is so hot.... so is my sensei.... how do I politely and normally ask them to slam me up against a wall or a tree and hold my hands above my head until they bruise while they make out with me? Yea probably never going to happen. My thoughts were cut off by the small almost unnoticeable chakra spike directly above me. I looked up. He's so cute! A boy, around my age stood crouched on a branch. Either he hasn't noticed me or he has noticed me but isn't all that worried about what I can do. Most likely the latter. "Yo." I said casually waving. His eyes snapped down to meet my own. He had an ANBU mask from the land of waves on, but from the way he watched the cow guy's every movement like he was ready to jump in, I could tell he wasn't actually an ANBU or a tracker nin. I could tell that I'd startled him. Okay so he hadn't noticed me. He moved so that he could easily throw the senbon in between his fingers at me. But I already had my staff pointed at his neck. I moved my eyes from his senbon to the end of my staff that was at his neck.
"I don't plan on killing you, unless of course you just want to go all out and fight right here." I said. He slowly withdrew his hand. I brought my staff back down. In a flash he was gone. I sighed as I watched a senbon needle pierce the neck of Zabuza and the boy carried him off. Kakashi fainted not even five minutes later. I rolled my eyes and jumped down from the tree landing right next to Kakashi and startling team seven. Sensei-sama picked Kakashi-sensei up and we followed Tazuna back to his house.
I left after everybody was settled in. I wasn't hungry. It was bothering me.
"So today's that day huh?"