E - "Hey, did u get a ride home?"

G - "No, but Miles let me crash at his place. Why didn't u drink with us 2nite?"

E - "Wasn't feeling it. Macy got up on me a lil'. U kno how she is."

G - "I got ya, bud. I know how she is....I have the WORST hangover."

E - "Serves u right, Everclear drinker."

G - "Im literally texting you with sunglasses on, in the dark."

E - "Go back to sleep, bro. Sleep it off."

G - "Eh, not until I grab a smoke first. Talk l8r"

E - "Cool."

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G - "Dude."

E - "Wat."

G - "There's this fucking question thats been burnin' for a while now and it's bothering me."

E - "Ya?"

G - "Does God keep track of how many times you blinked in your lifetime?"

E - "...you gotta be shitting me."

G - "Exactly."