M- "Were you at Mile's party last night? I couldn't find you."

S- "I didn't go, I'm sorry. Hailey wanted extra attention and I really don't like Mile's friends all that much..."

M- "Awh! But you would've had fun! You totally missed seven minutes in heaven. Jack and Yizzy totally got it on."

S- "I didn't know Jack was Yizzy's type."

M- "I didn't either! She was always so shy. Who knew she was into muscle men?"

M- "Anyway, we totally had to drag them out of the closet. Jack looked so startled, lol you should've saw his face! Greg totally tried to get them together the rest of the party."

S- "Who's Greg?"

M- "Some dude that is a long distance friendship with Mile. Apparently they've known each other for years. He was cute, though he smokes."

S- "Ew."

M- "What? You don't like smokers?"

S- "Smoking is a legal drug that fucking kills people. The shit should be taken off of sales."

M- "Woah woah, Sarrah. What's going on? You never swear."

S- "I'll swear if I fucking want to bitch!"

M- "What has crawled into your house and died Sarrah?"

S- "Oh I don't know. Maybe it's because your boyfriend tried to hit on me!"

M- "What?!"

S- "Yeah, right. Like your cute little 'Sebbie-kun' would go for an asswipe like me."

M- "Wtf Sarrah woah. Slow down, hang on a sec. What the hell is up with you?"

11:02pm

M- "Sarrah?"