Story time

So it has been almost an eternity since i have updated this book so the title^^^^

So this prolly happened in march (2021)-

I have a friend who is a year younger than me and she's my neighbour and plus we know each other since we were kids and our families know each other well too-

so apparantly i was going down to play and I had to call her up asking whether she was ready or not (yeah i believe in punctuality sksks) so I called her through the intercom and some guy picked up. the convo went like this-

Me: uhh hello? is *my friend's name* there at home?

the person: *in a rlly weird voice* uhh no there is no *friend's name* here.

Me: what? but-

the person: im sorry but this is "star garage". do u want to get anything repaired?

Me: *confused asf* im sorry wrong number- *cuts call*

OKAY- SO ON INTERCOM, I CAN ONLY CALL AT THOSE HOUSES WHICH R IN MY SOCIETY SO AFTER KNOWING I CALLED SOME STAR GARAGE OR SHIT I FREAKED OUT REAL BAD AND TOLD MY DAD THAT I CALLED UP SOME PLACE-

so my dad being chill about it went like- call ur friend again. if the garage man picks up then ask him whether he can give a free car servicing to my car- *insert my mom snickering*

im like- "DAD WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK-" then i just gave up and called my friend again and LUCKILY she picked up the phone and told me to come upstairs at her flat so i can pick her up.

So i went upstairs and her door was open for me. her mom was working on her laptop and she was like-

"child come inside. she is tying her hair."

I refused (cuz duh it's corona time and i came by stairs and i didnt want to infect (or smth) their house so yeAH-) but then my friend shouted form the room like-

"Dude just come inside and sit-" 

So, i got embarrassed (and planned her murder mentally) and went inside, and saw her dad sitting on the sofa, watching tv. I greeted him and he straight up went like-

"so r u interested in star garage?"

DAMN IF I HAD WIDENED MY EYES MORE, MY EYEBALLS WOULD HAVE POPPED OUT FR. then aunty started laughing, along with uncle and at that time my friend came out, laughing, saying-

"that was my dad who pranked you"

YEP. I GOT PRANKED BY MY BEST FRIEND'S DAD. LIFE CAN'T BE ANYMORE BETTER- 

i was like- "uncle so that was yOU?!"

her dad starting laughing hard and said- "yeah i changed my voice. u didnt realise?"

yep. i was speechless cuz NO WAY anyone would have figured out it was him

i was like- "no *laughs* i didnt recognise. in fact i got so scared i swear" and then i placed my hand on my chest, hobi style.

and then aunty said like- "wait.. ur birthday is coming up right?" and before i could respond, my friend agreed. And i had told my friend that i wanna become a doctor when i grow up so even her parents knew.

so after seeing my friend agree, uncle went like-

"ill give you frogs and worms for your birthday. you disect them alright?"

man, i tried so hard not to puke right then and there- like i have no problem with frogs but WORMS?! EW NO- I CAN BARELY STUDY THEIR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IN TEXTBOOKS WITHOUT GAGGING AND DISECTING THEM IRL?! I WOULD RATHER BRO-ZONE JAKE SIM THAN DO THAT-

(if my college makes me do it, its not my fault bcz it would be compulsory so dont come at me saying i lost the bet and i have to bro-zone jake cuz that's never gonna happen :> plus my marks matter ;-;)

my friend started gagging and pushed me outside her house, telling her dad to keep quiet before anyone of us could vomit and ruin their sofa-

i wished her parents goodbye and we started climbing down the stairs and she went like-

"damn that was hilarious-"

BRUH. THE ONLY THING HILARIOUS WAS YOU SPENDING 10 MINS ON TYING UR LONG ASS HAIR- REST WAS JUST ME GETTING EMBARRASSED AND PRANKED-

so that's it for this chapter- please i am so embarrassed i just wanna crawl into a hole and DIE-

hope i brought smiles on some faces- i just wrote this embarrassing chapter for that TvT



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