3 words. What. The. Fu**

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Lyrics:

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?

Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and i dream of what I need

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I need a Matsu
I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night
Don't care bout his physique
Or the fact he's a Neet
He's gotta make me his unfortunate wife

I need a Matsu
I'm holding out for a Matsu 'til the morning light
Yes my standards are low
But my heart's bout to blow
I gotta have that piece of shit in my life (shit in my life)
~

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
There's a wimpy loser who is
Desperate enough to date me

Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a muppet man to sweep me off my feet

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Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear there's a virgin pervert
Watching me

I would give anything in the world
For our two hearts to join
I can feel my love burn
Like the fire in my loins

Matsu

~
I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night
No I don't give a fuck
Kiss my happy ending goodbye
Unemployed uneducated NEETs
I am screwed for thirsting for these freaks

I need a Matsu
I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night
Don't care bout his physique
Or the fact he's a Neet

He's gotta make me his unfortunate wife
Yes my standards are low
But my heart's bout to blow
I gotta have that piece of shit in my life (shit in my life)
~

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy

There's a wimpy loser who is
Desperate enough to date me

Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a muppet man to sweep me off my feet

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear there's a virgin pervert
Watching me

I would give anything in the world
For our two hearts to join

I can feel my love burn
Like the fire in my loins

Matsu

~
I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night
No I don't give a fuck
Kiss my happy ending goodbye
Unemployed uneducated NEETs
I am screwed for thirsting for these freaks

I need a Matsu
I need a Matsu to hold me til the end of the night
Don't care bout his physique
Or the fact he's a Neet
He's gotta make me his unfortunate wife

Yes my standards are low
But my heart's bout to blow
I gotta have that piece of shit in my life (shit in my life)

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