I do not own Devil May Cry and Persona, only the OCs that will appear in this story and the concept were inspired by 'Lesson Time: Never follow your teacher home' in 'Vergil's one-shots' by ZerlinaQuinn. So, I hope this turns out okay...now enjoy, my ninja clan.

Vergil gets out of his bed as he heard a sudden scream, which he jumps out of the bed, puts a sleeveless, white shirt on and runs out, which he sees... Jerome screaming at Trish and Lady.
"WHO ARE YOU, PEOPLE?!!" Jerome screamed out of confusion, "WHERE AM I?! WHAT HAPPEN TO ME AND WHERE'S VERGIL?!!"
"...I'm right here, you dunderhead..." Vergil told him.
"VERGY! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!" Jerome screamed, which the white-haired man walked up to him and slaps him in the face, "Ow!"
"Get a hold of yourself, you idiot!" Vergil told him off.
"Okay... okay... I'll stop..."
"Good," Vergil replied. "And to answer some of your questions; those women are Lady and Trish, you're in my apartment and... well... I'm sure you remember last night..."
"Oh, yea! When I killed that shadow and then-!"

Vergil quickly covers his mouth and explains to the women, "Ignore him! He was drunk yesterday, so his memories are fuzzy!"
"Mmm!?" Jerome muffled, which Dante comes in.
"Oh, hey Jerome!" Dante greeted him.
"Oh, hi Dante!" Jerome replied, and then looks at the women, "Ahem... how do you know those girls and why do that blonde chick looks so much your mum?"

Dante looks at Vergil awkwardly and the older twin sighs.
"Well... that 'blonde chick' is our aunt, don't let her looks fool you, she's much older then she looks and she's mum's younger sister," Vergil lied to him, which Trish looks at him with a glare, "Lady is our college friend of Dante... I just tolerate her,"
"Oi! Fuck off!" Lady shouted at him rudely.
"And that's pretty much it," Vergil lied.
"Oh, okay," Jerome said. "Well... its only around five AM, so I should get going, thanks for saving my ass, Snowy!"

Vergil glares at him while Lady, Trish and Dante chuckle at the nickname.
"Bye Snowy, Dante and ladies!" Jerome said as he goes out of the door and leaves the apartment.

The whole group stays until Trish looks at Vergil and asks, "Really?! Aunt!?"
"... To be fair, considering you're a copy of our mother, it was the only good explanation about why you look so much like her," Vergil explained to her.
"Why not a sister!?" Trish asked.
"Because he's our childhood friend," Dante told her, "So, he knows for a fact we don't have a sister... but he doesn't know we don't have an aunt either, so..."

"Wait... you two actually have friends besides us... and I'm actually surprise Vergil have any friends!" Lady pointed out.
"..." Vergil gives a glare at her.
"I know, right?" Dante agreed with her, which everybody except Vergil laugh, while Vergil just stood there and decides to just go back to his room, "Come on, we're just joking!"
"Sleep... NOW!"

Vergil slams the door and goes back to his bed, which Bucky stares at Vergil and asks, "Really man...?"
"Really... go to sleep," Vergil told him off while going to sleep.
"Geez... you could have said good night," Bucky replied as he lays down and sleeps too.

A/N - I hope you guys enjoyed this and if you did, leave a comment and have a good day, my guild. Aqua out!