I do not own Devil May Cry and Persona, only the OCs that will appear in this story and the concept were inspired by 'Lesson Time: Never follow your teacher home' in 'Vergil's one-shots' by ZerlinaQuinn. So, I hope this turns out okay... now enjoy my guild.

PS - Sorry it's been so long since I updated. My cat just suddenly died of old age a few months ago and I needed some time to recover from the shock. I'm recovered now and ready to get back to writing. Enjoy

The trio teleports back to the real world as they collapse to the floor and Jerome shakes his head as well as grits his teeth.
"Ow... my head..." Jerome groaned in pain, "I... I'm sorry... I... ugh..."
"Whatever," Vergil replied, "Just go home or go to a clinic... or whatever!"
"Well... my head stops being painful... so, I'll just go home..." Jerome said, "I'm really exhausted..."
"Same," Bucky agreed.

"...Very well," Vergil said, "I should go home before my brother starts asking unwanted questions,"
"K... bye Verg," Jerome said as he picks up Bucky and walks away.
"Bye," Bucky said.

Vergil sighs and walks the opposite direction.

(Later)

Vergil opens his door and... sees something he wishes he never seen. His eye starts to twitch wildly as there were a lot of moans and screaming.
"DANTE!!!" Vergil screamed out of rage.

A random woman and Dante look at Vergil with widening eyes as they both scream.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Dante screamed, "Wha-What are you doing here?!"

> I live here, buffoon!
> What are YOU doing?!

"What are YOU doing?!" Vergil repeated his question.
"W-Well... I..." Dante stuttered.
"Ahem... you didn't tell me you lived with someone!" The woman complained as she starts dressing up in her revealing outfit.
"W-Wait, I-I"
"You're not bloody paying her!" Vergil shouted as he grabs her wrist.
"Hey! L-Let me go!" The woman begged.

But Vergil chooses to ignore her demand as he kicks her out and locks the door. He glares at his naked brother who is awkwardly dressing up.
"... Please tell me you didn't pay her yet..."
"..." Dante grins awkwardly.
"Oh my god, you must be joking!" Vergil facepalmed and shakes his head in disappointment.
"What?!" Dante shouted. "I can't help myself! I'm thirsty as fuck!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Vergil said sarcastically, "At least I don't have sex with everything with a vagina!"
"..." Dante pouted in annoyance.

Vergil takes a deep breath as he goes to his room.
"We will continue to discuss this tomorrow," Vergil said as he goes into his room.
"... Mmmm..." Dante mumbled as he grins at an idea.

A/N - I hope you guys enjoyed this and if you did, leave a comment and have a good day, my guild. Aqua out!