Zeus to Thalia: I guess you can live...

Athena to Annabeth: you have disappointed me

Hermes to Luke: ...

Hades to Nico: I liked your sister better

Poseidon to Percy: YOOOOO MAH MAIN MAN HOW ARE THINGS WITH THE WHOLE
SAVING THE WORLD THING HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE OH BTW SERIOUS STUFF IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN SO BRACE YOURSELF HAHAHHAHA OK TTYL BYEEEEE