Newbie: who's Hera?

Annabeth: you don't wanna know. She's the insanely stupid Queen of Heaven, Cow Lady, Goddess of-making-sure-you-step-in-cow-pies all day-

Newbie: uh, ok

Annabeth: watch out!

Newbie: *steps in a cow pie*

Annabeth: ανόητη γυναίκα αγελάδων! Told you.