Percy: blue is my color

Jason: then why isn't it your eye color?

Percy: ...

Annabeth: ...

Piper: ...

Hazel: ...

Nico: ...

Frank: Jason... do you realize what you've done?

Jason: what-

Percy: *jumps on Jason*

Percy: HOW DARE YOU

Percy: I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Percy: AND GUESS WHAT! I AM BEAUTIFUL

Percy: I AM A LUCIOUS, VOLUPTUOUS PIECE OF LEMON CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU

Hazel: Percy, inhale, exhale...

Percy: NO! *hugs pillow pet*

Hazel: we've been through this...

Percy: Jason bullied me...

Percy: I HOPE YOUR EARBUD CORDS GET TANGLED FOREVER!

Jason: *GASP*

*another arai spontaneously appears in Tartarus*