Percy: y'know, Annabeth Chase, I really don't like your name

Annabeth: uh, excuse me?

Percy: your name. Particularly your last name sucks.

Annabeth: what's wrong with my last name? *pulls out dagger and casually tosses it around*

Percy: I don't know... it just doesn't suit you. You should change it.

Annabeth: change it to what?

Percy: Jackson. *walks away*

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME

Annabeth: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY

Annabeth: ARE YOU SMIRKING?!

Annabeth: SEAWEED BRAIN!