Dionysus: Hello Perry Jones

Percy: ...

D: oh, and here's Annbel Casserole

Annabeth: *sighs*

D: oh! Hi, Jerome Gonder

Jason: what-

D: you're with Penelope McAllister and Louis Venezuela again?

Piper: excuse me?

Leo: dude...

Nico: *shadow-travels in* hey Mr. D.

D: hello Mr. Nico di Angelo

The 7: ......

Percy: REALLY?!