Percabeth~
Baby: *starts crying*
Percy: Oh no-
Annabeth:*bursts in* PERCY
Percy: ANNABETH
Annabeth: PERCY WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TAKING HIS WATER GUN
Percy: BUT ANNABETH
Annabeth: GIVE IT BACK
Percy: BUT HE DOESNT EVEN USE IT

Jasper~
Jason: Aww don't worry I'll protect you from all the staplers and bricks in the world-Piper did you buy a stapler? PIPER WHAT HE COULD GET HURT

Frazel~
Hazel: OH MY GODS I JUST KILLED A MOSQUITO. OH NO WHAT IF IT WAS MY CHILD IM A TERRIBLE MOTHER OH WAIT THERE YOU ARE! DONT TURN INTO MOSQUITOS
Frank: Hazel he's crying what do I do? Hazel how do I change his diaper? Hazel how do I do this? HAZEL?

Caleo~
Calypso: LEO YOU LET OUR BABY WITH A LIGHTER
Leo: Don't worry he's immune to fire just like his father :D
Calypso: How do you know?
Leo:....
Calypso: LEO VALDEZ DID YOU LIGHT OUR BABY ON FIRE?!