To all: can you guys rhyme?
Percy: OH I GOT ONE
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO GET A BUCKET OF WATER
GOD KNOWS WHAT THEY DID UP THERE CAUSS THEY CAME DOWN WITH A DAUGHTER
Annabeth: Percy that's gross!
Percy: What? There was an orphanage there!
Annabeth:
Jason: OH
I'm the best
You know I'm the best
And Percy's a pest
Percy: HEY!
Jason: OH I GOT ONE
Nico and Will sitting in a tree
Nico: Jason get away from me
Percy: First comes love then comes marriage
Will: And a son of Poseidon with spinal damage