Check it
Check-check it out

Joy to the world that I just saved
You all can sleep soundly
I'm always on the clock
Vanquishing Doc Ock

And then away I swing
And then away I swing
And then away, away I swing

Get it
Ah, check-check it
Check it out

Joy to the world I keep saving
Maybe I could get paid
I saved you all again
This time from the Kingpin

And literally, I don't get paid

Kinda weird that I don't get paid
I make my own web fluid and it's not free, okay?!

No more villains 'til tomorrow
You all should sleep so sound
I'll keep a watchful eye
I'm just that kinda guy

I am the Spider-Man
I am your Spider-Man
I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

​www.gofundme.com/spideywebfluidfund

Help me get to one thousand, thank you

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off