Welcome humans, to the most straightforward book you'll probably ever find on Wattpad! I'm your host, Mickey, and I'm here to give tips on some things we imperfect people do, real-life situations, and some key issues in our world. This is meant to help clear your mind about things and maybe even open your mind to other opinions.

This book is NOT for:

*People in need of therapy

*Haters who cause trouble

*People who want me to solve their personal problems for them. (Sorry, not a charity case!)

*Humans who come on here to ask me personal questions. Keep your nose out of my personal life, please.

*For people to spill all their deep emotions, and be emo to get attention (this is a tip book, not a therapy circle, please get proper help for that.)

I seriously don't know if this book will even go anywhere, but I woke up this morning, and said "Why not?!" And so..here I am! I like to help people and I've been told I give handy advice so I started this book to help anyone in need of some tips and wise words from an old soul.  :)

I apologize in advance for my complete and utter annoyingness but what can I say, I'm fifty shades of..... Imperfect!

WARNING: I may be very animated and extra in this book to keep it interesting, so if that's something you're not into let me direct you toward..... THE DOOR!

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and hope to see you around the comment section!

Intro OUT!

*drops mic*