Here, I'm in a good mood so take all my love, you stinkies 💕💕💕

All of this shtuff is just chapter ideas that I chose not to post because I either thought; wasn't appropriate, not relevant, made no sense, and what the fuck is english anymore. (ALSO HEY I KINDA JUST RIPPED OUT THE PART WHERE YALL COULD'VE FOUND OUT HOW GERARD REACTED TO PETEKEY™ BUT I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON FOR WHY I DIDN'T PUT IT IN) 

This has also been suddenly getting a lot of reads and hAh so if anyone made it this far, hmu and be my friend I need validation to thrive.

And hey! If any of you talented hoes would love to make a rad cover this story or any other book of mine and would like a shoutout in return or something, PLEASE hmu. Im struggling.

"frick x∞"

Beter- Mikey tell your bruhther to stop fricking frank in the back of science

Mikey Way has blocked you!

Beter- Well frick!

Mikey Way has unblocked you!

Beter- Good morning hawtie ;D

MikeyBoi- It's 4 pm Pete

Beter- UwU

Mikey Way has now blocked you!

Beter- Well frick x2

Mikey Way has unblocked you!

MikeyBoi- Don't make me regret my decision

Beter- I love youuuuuuu

MikeyBoi- I love you too, now please all I wanted was the science homework answers

Beter- but babeyyy you don't need science where we're goin

MikeyBoi- Where are we going?

Beter- to hell cause I'm pretty sure its a sin to be that sexy aha

Mikey Way has now blocked you! x ∞

Beter- Well frick x∞

"yeth yeth" (right after part 29. c o n c e r n)

Beter- Yeah so what, I'm gay for Mikey Way but like who isn't??? Am I right hoes?

Tree- ???hi im so confused ples help/???

MikeyBoi- WHY ISNT HE RESPONDING FRANK IM SCACRED

Rat- we were face timing and i think he just dropped his phone

MikeyBoi- OH!

Prisoner- Mikey can't you just go down the hall of your house and tell Gerard??

Beter- BIG BRAIN

MikeyBoi- Okay byeee I'm gonna go cry in front of my brother!

Beter- have fun bb make good choices, tell me when I get stabbed pls!

MikeyBoi- I gotchu bb

Rat- I hate 

Sometime later, y'all get it

MikeyBoi- FRANK WHAT IN THE HECK

Rat- time to dip

Grandpa- time to dance?

Prisoner- shut up

Beter- WHY AM I STILL ALIVE

MikeyBoi- GERARD SAID HE ALREADY KNEW????

MikeyBoi- I SPENT TWO HOURS IN FRONT OF MY MIRROR REHEARSING MY FUCKING LINES AND WHEN I FINALLY HAD TO TALK TO HIM, HE WAS ALL LIKE "ya i know, congrats bruhther" AND IM GONNA SCREAM

Beter- AM I WORTHY TO DATE THE ALMIGHTY MIKEY WAY

MikeyBoi- yeth yeth

Beter- yay! :D

"okay but i'm cute"

Private Chat: UrieCute, hahaRYAN

hahaRyan- Is this branden?

UrieCute- Is this rien?

hahaRYAN- Uh, you misspelled my name.

UrieCute- Yeah well you misspelled my name.

hahaRYAN- Okay well my name is spelled R Y A N. And its literally spelled in all caps IN my username. How do you spell your name?

UrieCute- B R E N D O N, thank you mwah mwah

hahaRYAN- Nice, now we got that out of the way. Is this B R E N D O N from the party?

UrieCute- Depends, is this R Y A N from the party?

hahaRYAN- I don't even know if I want to say yes. Im not even near you but i feel like I'm getting more stupid by talking to you.

UrieCute- Okay but I'm cute, does that add to any factoring possibility of if i can see you again?

hahaRYAN- Who said we were going to see each other again?

UrieCute- Well you messaged me first didn't you?

hahaRYAN- Fine, are you free this friday?

UrieCute- Not anymore.

hahaRYAN- See you later stupid

"patrick is literally so close to ripping his own heart out pls save him, i dont want to have this conversation with his mom again. it was really awkward last time"

Tree- PLEASE! I don't want to hate you people.

Gayrard- poor patrick has so much love in his heart for all of us that he doesn't even have enough room to hate

Tree- A H H H H H 

Rat- WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME

Tree- FRANK WHAT DIDNT YOU DO

Rat- Okay valid

Prisoner- Y'all ever just look at patrick and give that guy a hug, cause I do

Tree- Ryan i love your hugs more than i love life 

Beter- wow patrick loves life a lot 

MikeyBoi- who on earth loves life

Gayrard- patrick apparently

Grandpa- I don't know you people very well and I don't know how to insert myself into the conversation

Beter- patrick is literally so close to ripping his own heart out pls save him, i dont want to have this conversation with his mom again. it was really awkward last time

MikeyBoi- I really need to know a backstory to your guys friendship

Beter- ew there's so much that happened when we were babeys

Tree- we've been friends for like 6 years and some things are best left unsaid

Rat- what if patrick was actually just a jerk and almost killed pete and then he became traumatized and had always felt guilty after that and decided to be a good and wholesome soul later on

Grandpa- Plot twist!!

Tree- no, pete and i met in like 4th grade because he took my cookie and i cried for like two days cause i kept forgetting to pack an extra one for him

Beter- bruhs who eat cookies and cry together stay and play roblox together

Gayrard- amen

DID ANYONE MAKE IT TO THE END???

DID YALL ENJOY IT???