*MikeyBoi removed Gayrard from 'Care Bears'*

Rat- c o n c e r n

MikeyBoi- I'm telling him

Rat- oh nice

Beter- concern™️

MikeyBoi- if he reacts badly then I'll just smack him

Rat- Uh pls don't he's still my boyfriend 

Tree- hi! what is happening.

Beter- Mikey is going to tell Gerard that we're dating

Prisoner- uh wait what?

Grandpa- Mikey Way and Pete Wentz are dating???

MikeyBoi- yeah?

Beter- fuck yeah

Prisoner- kinda surprised not gonna lie

Beter- why?

Prisoner- idk Mikey said you had a small dick, that's kinda rude bro

Grandpa- how would Mikey know if Pete had a small dick if they weren't dating?

MikeyBoi- it's not a bad dick

Beter- can we pls stop talking about my dick?

Rat- PLEASE

MikeyBoi- yeah... okay I'm telling Gee about Pete 

*MikeyBoi added Gayrard to 'Care Bears'*

Grandpa- aren't Care Bears satanic?

Gayrard- w h a t

Rat- hey babe 🥰

Gayrard- what did you do

Rat- excuse me?

Gayrard- you never use the 🥰 emoji unless you did something that would upset me

Rat- okay 1) it's my hobby 2) just don't tag along if blood makes you dizzy 3) I love you uwu 

Gayrard- 4) your hobby is illegal Frank 

Tree- a part of me wants to know what franks hobby is but another part of me is scared

Rat- 🙂

MikeyBoi- heyyy bruhther 

Gayrard- yE?

MikeyBoi- I'm gay and dating Pete lmao