MikeyBoi- Hey so about the other night...

Beter- did we fuck?

MikeyBoi- What?! No?

Beter- then why did you say it like that

MikeyBoi- I'm typing and not verbally speaking to you pete

Beter- well yes but,

MikeyBoi- but?

Beter- yes that is where we put our pee pees

MikeyBoi- omfg why do I even talk to you

Beter- I honestly don't know, that's one of those undiscovered mysteries.

MikeyBoi- Lol

Beter- So about the other night?

 MikeyBoi- oh yeah, how the heck do you know frank

Beter- oh yeah we met on a group chat while playing Roblox 

MikeyBoi- eww

Beter- did you-

Beter- ...I think we need to break up.

MikeyBoi- but we were never dating?

Beter- ye true

MikeyBoi- unless...

Beter- fjhdhfjdhd STEP ON ME

MikeyBoi- tempting, but I don't know how well you know my brother but frank was right

Beter- we should date?

MikeyBoi- ?

Beter- we should date.

MikeyBoi- uhhhh idk? Maybe???

MikeyBoi- I mean I think that Frank was right about not bringing US up around him. My brother actually freak out if he knew I was dating someone like you

Beter- someone like me? *cri*

MikeyBoi- you know.. funny, cute, talented, awesome, hella handsome, emo child

Beter- I'm gonna have to stop ya there Romeo 

MikeyBoi- What?

Beter- tears are lit conversing my eyes that i kneed to use voice text

MikeyBoi- Pete... just stop crying for five minutes omfg

Beter- my e y e l i n e r

Beter- dude hold on!

MikeyBoi- tf? I-

Beter- okay just wait pls

MikeyBoi- ...

Beter- Alright what are we talking about?

MikeyBoi- will you be my boyfriend?

MikeyBoi- uh you can say no

MikeyBoi- If ya say no we'd have nothing to hide from my brother 

MikeyBoi- And we can just be friends 

MikeyBoi- sorry 

MikeyBoi- Pete?

MikeyBoi- crap I'm sorry

Beter- YOU LITTLE SHIT, FUCK YOU, RIGHT WHEN IM VULNERABLE. YOU TOOK THE PERFECT TIME TO ATTACK ME WITH HAPPY EMOTIONS. FUCK YOU MICHAEL. FUCK. YOU.

MikeyBoi- oh

Beter- also yes, go on a date with me at 4pm tomorrow, we going to see fireworks baby

MikeyBoi- What If I don't want to

Beter- do you not want to?

MikeyBoi- oh hell yes, send me the address baby

Beter- B A B Y

MikeyBoi- u said it first loser

Beter- L O S E R

Beter- AHHHH