Rat- Gerard stop throwing me off a cliff and let me just play the game

Gayrard- how about no

Tree- sjajsjjsjs 

Rat- I want to divorce 

Gayrard- how about no

Rat- eh fine

Rat- PATXRICK WYAT THE FUCKK DID YODU DO WNAT ?!

Tree- I am victorious.

Gayrard- you are ruthless 

Tree- I did what needed to be done.

Rat- YOU BLEW UP THE ELEVATOR??!??!?

Tree- it was already going to blow up. I just did it sooner.

Beter- GAY

Gayrard- same

Beter- wait what happened?

Rat- Patrick blew up an elevator and Gerard threw me off a cliff

Gayrard- you are the Natasha to my Clint

Rat- R.I.P. 

Tree- So! Pete what's new?

Beter- I went to guitar center and I saw the hot guy again 

Rat- Aww DID YOU TALK TO HIM

Beter- SORTA WE BONDED OVER BASS

Tree- cute!!!!

Gayrard- bass?

Beter- yes AND I told him about his missing ID at 7-Eleven and he gave me his number SOMEONE KILL ME

Gayrard- I'm thinking about

Rat- aw that's so precious and gay 

Tree- I'm witnessing greatness right here omg