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"How many times have I told you that you can't touch my pancakes?!" Joesfine scolded Blade.
"A lot." Blade said bluntly, shoving a pancake in her mouth.
"And."
"Hmm..." Blade hummed in fake thought.
"Nope, still don't give a fuck yet." She said before turning on of her fingers into sharp metal and stabbing it into another one of the golden brown disks of happiness known as a pancake.
Joesfine groaned loudly before freezing the pancake on Blades finger while it was inches away frl touching her mouth. It touched her tongue and she immediately spit it out.
"Fucking fight me." Blade slammed her hand on the table as she glare at the cryomancer, who returned the glare.
"Open field. Now." Joesfine spat as she started walking outside towards a very large open field across the street, Blade following closely behind with a seething rage.
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As soon as they reach the middle, Joesfine made an ice pillar shoot up from under Blade, sending her straight into the air.
Blade took control of the sudden flight and started spinning, her blades already out. She landed like a ninja as she sent a heavy kick at Joesfine who covered her entire body in ice to protect herself.
Joesfine pushed Blade back before sending sharp icicles flying towards the blade wielder.
Blade rolled as she landed before using her ninja like acrobatics to flip and dodge under, over, and around the projectiles. Her body looked like it was a loose doll that was being thrown to the wind as she gracefully dodged the ice.
Joesfine got mad and raised her hand, surrounding herself in a blizzard which lifted her in the air and solidified around her, turning into a solid ice monster.
Blade looked up at it before smirking and running at it head on.
Joesfine sent a massive frozen fist flying towards Blade, but she jump up high over the fist and landed on top of it, running up her arm swiftly.
Blade jumped side ways, the other frozen hand coming to clamp down on her, stabbing her indestructible metal deep into the ice monster's chest.
She continued to stab them in until she reach the head and lunged the blades I
right into its unneeded eyes.
The monster started to crack before it burst into tiny ice crystals and sent both fighters flying.
Once they landed, Joesfine recovered herself in the ice exoskeleton and charged towards Blade who was already sprinting at her.
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Ryan woke up to the sound of battle cries and groaned as he knew exactly what was going on.
"Not again."
He ran out of his room the see Lee, Minus, and Klarissa already sprinting towards the newly set battlefield.
"You two get Joe; we'll get Blade!" Ryan yelled as he and Klarissa ran toward Blade.
Ryan conjured water and created a swirling aquatic vortex around Blade. Klarissa added an electric kick to the vortex as Blade attempted to cut it in half, shocking and knocking out the angry badass.
Minus punched Joesfine right out of her ice exoskeleton, leaving the figure of ice standing still as she sprawled across the field.
Lee lifted her into the air and brought her towards them so Minus could weaken her to the point where she went to sleep.
The four dragged the other two back into the house and threw them onto the couch.
"This is not how I like to spend my Wednesday mornings." Minus commented before she disappeared down the hallway.
The others sighed and started getting ready for the day.
As if on que, Ken zipped into the kitchen and back to the couch with a juice box in his hands.
"Morning, tiny blur." Ryan chuckled as he ruffled Ken's brown locks. Ken laughed at the nick name and sipped on the juice box.
Ryan plopped down next to Ken and watched SpongeBob with him because Ken loved it.(I wonder why?)
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Blade's P.O.V
I sliced and sliced the multiple Joesfine's in half as their blood gushed every where.
Her screams of pain and begs for mercy were music to my ears and I want it to be louder.
I made my blade bigger and sliced across horizontally, splitting them all in half as a sea of her blood gushed everywhere.
I sighed in content and floated in the blood as I kick one of her dismembered heads away.
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Joesfine's P.O.V.
The mountain of pancakes was heaven.
I saw Blade running toward in but frozen her were she stood and continued eating.
After I ate all of the pancakes and had a belly the size of Texas, I watched Blades skin change colors.
It went from blue to purple to black as she got severe frostbite.
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Ryan's P.O.V.
They're both smiling like idiots...
They better not be peeing themselves.
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Third Person P.O.V.
Blade woke up with a groan as she swore under her breathe.
Her vision honed in on Zi tapping her foot angrily.
"What?"
"You know exactly what... you fucker." Zi focused the entire sound of the sentence on the last two words.
"Alright, I ate pancakes. Is that some sort of a crime?" Blade said as she stood up and looked into Zi's angry eyes.
"Apologize to Joesfine." Zi stated demandingly.
"Fuck you, fuck ya mammy, and fuck ya grand mammy. Oh, fuck Joe too." Blade smirked as she flipped Zi off.
Zi flicked her head and Blade closed her eyes only for a second before reopening them to see a hurling fist.
Zi sent Blade clear off the ground before she fell with a thud.
"Bitch." Blade screamed as she swung her legs around and tripped Zi.
Zi was about to sent her foot right into Blades privates when they both felt and electric shock and a subzero breeze attack them at once.
"Shut up." Klarissa stated as she walked into the kitchen, Joesfine following suit.
Ken was petting Wyatt as Lee made him some pancakes and a glass of milk.
"Here you go, little guy." Lee cooed as she put the plate on the counter. Literally let than a .0001 of a second later, Ken was at the counter, eating the food quickly, his limbs looking like blurs as he ate.
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