"I LOVE HIM BUT THIS AIN'T WORTH IT" was the title of Piper's video.

"Hey guys! Piper here, and I'm with Annabeth today," she cheered. "So I know Jason said that I'd be posting a reaction video, but he was wrong. So today, me and Annabeth are telling stories!"

"Specifically about camp friends," Annabeth laughed. "Any stories to start with, Piper?"

"I have one, but I'm kinda embarrassed," she muttered.

"Tell it," Annabeth demanded.

"So, me and Jason obviously don't share a cabin at camp; he's Cabin 1 and I'm Cabin 10. There are 20 cabins. So our cabins are far away from each other. Another thing you should know is that my cabin is crammed with kids, and Jason's is only him and his sister, and she's not usually at camp. So if we're gonna meet up in a cabin, we meet up in his. I'm sure it's the same for you," Piper turned to Annabeth, and she nodded.

"Anyway, the biggest rule at camp, that basically everyone has broken, is that a boy and a girl can't be in a cabin alone. Unless they're cabin mates. So if Mr. D or the patrol harp- err, staff, finds you, you're basically on dish duty for life. I'm cringing thinking about it," she whined.

"Just continue, I have a story, too," Annabeth laughed.

"So, uh, one night, it was like, right after the...giant  problem. So I was probably 16? It's common for people to sneak out, and Jason and I agreed we were going to meet in his cabin. Well, here's the thing: Drew would not  fall asleep! So that already delayed me. When she finally did, I snuck out the window, and ran across camp, but on my normal path, the patrol were right there! So then, I snuck in a weird way, and when I got in, Jason was all panicked 'cause he was worried I got hurt."

"Aww!"

"Shut up. So we were doing...things, and someone knocks on the door. And so we flip out for a second, and I just squeeze under the bed. Well, turns out, the person was Chiron, who is our camp administrator."

"Oh, Hades!" Annabeth laughed. "That's pretty bad."

"It gets worse," Piper assured her. "Chiron asked him if there was a spirit, or a monster. Or if he was having a bad dream. Because, he heard, and I quote, 'noises like someone was whimpering'."

"Shut up!" Annabeth laughed. "That's happened to us!"

"Really?" Piper asked.

"You were - well, you were on the boat," Annabeth laughed. "I don't remember when specifically, it was after...yeah. Uh, it was after a nightmare, but you know how Coach Hedge is. Coach Hedge was our chaperone on a...trip."

"You could call it that," Piper muttered, "or you could call it a suicide mission."

Annabeth laughed. "Anyway, Coach thought we were...yeah, but to be completely honest, we might've if he hadn't come in. So he's yelling at us, we're blushing our butts off, and Jason comes over and leans on the wall behind him. Oh, I can't believe you don't know. I would've thought Jason told you! So, we were getting reprimanded, and Coach eventually left, but Jason just stood there laughing."

"Not surprised. At all."

"And then, Percy says something like 'Don't say anything', and Jason, oh gods, this is funny, he says 'as long as you don't say anything about me and Piper, I'll shut up'."

Piper burst out laughing. "Classic."

"Sooo yeah. You have any stories from the Argo?"

"Well, there's one I can recall pretty good. Do you remember that time I fell asleep and face-planted into my salad?" Piper asked.

"Oh my gods, yeah!" Annabeth laughed.

"Well, basically, I was up all night the night before, and I fell asleep into my salad apparently. So Jason took me to my room and let me sleep, and that's a normal, and really cute, thing for a boyfriend of almost a year to do. Well, not surprisingly, Leo thought we...how do I put this lightly...boinked."

"Boinked?" Annabeth giggled.

"First word that came to my head," Piper defended, laughing herself. "And Jason was trying to explain to the entire crew that we didn't...boink...? I wasn't there. Well, I came up, and all I heard was '...me and Piper just slept together.' All he meant was that we fell asleep next to each other. But my 15-year-old brain heard it the other  way. So I ran over and like, literally, beat him up! And Percy and Frank had to explain to me that that wasn't what Jason meant. And poor Hazel, so innocent."

"I remember that," Annabeth smiled wistfully.

"You have a story?"

"Yeah...um, one time me and Nico were talking on the bow of the ship, and this was when everyone thought Nico liked me. They were wrong, by the way. And so we're talking about...I think we were talking about camp, or maybe Bianca if I'm being honest. So Leo being Leo, went and apparently told everyone in the Mess Hall that me and Nico were talking, and Percy obviously got jealous. I mean, we just...uh, yeah. You get it. But anyway, Percy was just acting weird the entire next day. What I learned, was that Percy actually attacked Nico and Nico had to explain. It was pretty funny," Annabeth chuckled.

"This has nothing to do with the Argo, but on the topic of Nico, well, Nico's family, you know how me and Hazel went to the same school for a while?" Annabeth nodded at Piper. Piper continued, "well some bonehead thought it'd be funny to call Hazel a witch girl, and how she's 'an orphan', and how she - yeah, I know," Piper stopped, looking at Annabeth's reaction. "Well I may or may not've went and beat him up with Katoptris, and yeah...it looked like a ruler, so I mean, I was Ruler *CENSORED* (the screen yelled) for the rest of the year."

"That sucks. Did you get kicked out?" Annabeth asked, like any normal person would ask, are you going to bed ?

"Oh yeah," Piper laughed, "of course I did. Me and Hazel both, but not until our, like, tenth fight with the popular kids."

"You out of stories?" Annabeth laughed. "'Cause I am."

"Yeah," Piper rubbed her hands awkwardly. "Sorry guys! See y'all later! Peace!"