To you returning readers, for some reason the entire story didn't post. Sorry! It's here now.

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"WE GOT A HOUSE AND PIPER AND I MAY NEED NEW IDENTITES"

That was the title of his video.

"Wassup guys, it's your D-A-M Seaweed Brain!" Percy smiled. His intro played, but I won't explain again.

"So, we bought a house. Yeah. Like, me and the seven, and our other friends that you met in Leo's video. Those friends. Now we can make more videos together. Yeah, that's your surprise. AND HERE'S THE HOUSE TOUR!" he changed his emotion quickly.

"So here's the kitchen! But who cares? Only Calypso, really. But we can do some awesome challenges here. Let's move on."

He opened the door to the living room when screams where heard. He laughed and turned the camera. That Thalia girl was chasing Will and Leo, hitting them with pillows. "Well this is the living room. I'm gonna let them duel in peace..."

"So...there's a bathroom, but that doesn't matter. Here's another bathroom, because hey, why not. Uh, let's go upstairs."

As he walked up the stairs, he high fived Piper, Jason, Hazel, and kissed Annabeth on her forehead. The words "I HAVE FRIENDS! PROOF!" popped up on the screen. I laughed.

"So here's my room, and I'm going to give a very detailed tour of it, Gucci? Gucci."

I laughed loud  after that.

"So everywhere you go, there are pictures. Pictures here, pictures there, pictures everywhere. Ookay, you don't care. But here's my bed, and yes, it's blue. I already got enough reprimanding from Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico. Chill. Okay, here is a desk that Annabeth put in my room, 'cause she's always in here. She needs something to do, I guess. Anyway, here is my dresser that is really messy , at least in Piper's eyes. But I don't think so. That's a lie."

"Okay, here's Annabeth's room, and she probably doesn't want me going in. But do I care? Yes, yes I do. But I'm going in anyway."

He opened the door and did an overview of the room. "She has pictures too. Probably more than me. We have friends coming over tomorrow, so if you recognize a few..." he trailed off.

"Okay! There's Jason and Piper's rooms, but I'm not going in, just in case. Same with the rest of the couples...for obvious reasons. The only non-couple-y people here are Reyna and Thalia, but they will  not hesitate to kill me if I go in. Anyway, I thought I'd do a sit down video! 'CAUSE WHY NOT! So that's where we're going.....now."

The scene changed and he was sitting down with Piper in his room.

"Okay, hi guys, again, we got an issue. Me and Piper, more specifically. Uh, we screwed up," Percy laughed.

"You  screwed up. I didn't do anything. That's...kind of a lie, but you started it," Piper accused.

"We would not be alive without our girlfriend/boyfriend. Yeah, we'd be in jail. 100%," he laughed.

"Can we just explain why we need new identities?" Piper laughed.

"Fine. But I'm stealing that for my title."

"Fine."

"OKAY! So we decided, 'hey, let's go to Starbucks! Because STARBUCKS!' So we went, yes, without Annabeth and Jason, they're done with double dates. We've screwed them all up. Anyway! We got there, and at the register is this girl. Let's call her...Katy. No, no we know a Katie. Let's call her Rosie," Percy started.

"So Rosie decided it would be great to flirt with me. She was genuinely, shamelessly, obviously flirting with me. Like, I'm very oblivious, at least, according to my friends, and I realized it like that. And as you can imagine, I'm uncomfortable, Piper's uncomfortable, and all I wanted was my Caramel Frappuccino. But she wouldn't stop ! Do you want to explain a little?" he said.

"Okay, so what I found out was that they went to the same high school and Rosie knew about Annabeth. Like, she knew her name. So I did THE ACTAUL STUPIDEST THING I COULD DO. I told her that his girlfriend wouldn't appreciate that. I could've just left, or let it be, but nope !" she laughed.

"No, I was stupid."

"I can't disagree."

"Hey!"

"Just continue."

"So she asked who my girlfriend was. I said it was Piper....well, Annabeth, but I said Piper was  Annabeth. I got Annabeth's permission to do this whenever it was needed, by the way!" he laughed.

"Rosie was pissed. She was so mad. Like, her face was red, she was so mad," Piper explained.

"We left with our Starbucks and went to Walmart, or someplace like that. And guess who was there? ROSIE.  But here's the issue: the rest of the seven were with us. Including our significant others..." Percy rubbed his neck awkwardly.

"So we're at Walmart, and now we have to pretend we're dating, otherwise we have to face Rosie, and I don't want that. I also don't want her to have death by Annabeth..."

"Oh my gods, we couldn't even let Annabeth or Jason know. 'Cause Jason would strangle me, and Annabeth would strangle Rosie. And then Annabeth would strangle Jason for strangling me. And Piper would try to help, only to get strangled by Annabeth. I don't want that."

"Sooo we tried to avoid Rosie. But Percy and Annabeth can't keep their mouths off each other, so-"

"Oh, shut up Piper! Rosie caught me and Annabeth, and it was so uncomfortable. We kinda...ran away from her...I've seen her around since then, and I'm worried she's stalking us, sooo..."

"So we need new identities. Because we have destroyed places running away from this girl."

"Yeah..."

"This sucks."

"It really does. Okay! Challenge of the day! I have to put a pink outfit in Nico's room. Let's go."

The scene switched as a hand holding pink clothes and threw it in an all black room. Nico yelled, "PERSEUS!!!" and Percy ran.

"Bye guys! Remember, I'm gonna die, 'cause I'm a D-A-M SEWEED BRAIN!!!"