I'M BAAAACK

GODS ALMIGHTY it's been so long. But I'm BACK i'm back we're good.

Just a little warning: based off of the content that the characters are watching, there is mild language in this chapter, but it's all censored. The only things that aren't censored are little things like "turned on" and "hell".

I just thought I'd say that, since I'm usually pretty PG.

Okay, let's start. Finally!!

(I think y'all will like this one)

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Leo finally posted again! "Watching Vines Based Off of Us!!"

Oh yes! I love watching Vines based off of the seven. I can't wait for them to react to some.

"Hello, world! I'm Leo, and these are my friends and roommates: Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, Nico, and Hazel!" Leo's smile was brighter than usual, which was a little scary. I think he took a much needed break.

"Today we're watching Vines!" Leo continue, and the group yayed and whooped and laughed. "I made it so that after each one it pauses. So we can react."

Hazel swatted at Leo's arm, telling him to shut up. "We asked you guys to send some to us on social media. The first one we're watching is called "THE SEVEN + CO. AS VINES " by kittehhkath."

"Some of these, as expected, are iconic. Some are medium rare, and some are RARE," Leo commented, but the seven others looked at him, confused.

{I'm not using any real comps, just Vines that I've seen around and that don't have anything to do with prophecies and gods. Also, if you see bold writing without parenthesis, that's what the Vine is saying. Italics is who it's labelled as in the video. Okay, let's start now}

"People might not get some of these," Annabeth spoke up, ignoring Leo. "If they haven't seen storytimes."

"Yeah. Okay, well, just so you guys know!" Frank laughed.

Annabeth  "This f*cking h* over here."

Hazel  "What h*?"

Piper  "Me."

Hazel  "Oh."

The  group immediately cracked up. "I wouldn't use that language!" Hazel giggled.

"Why are we calling me  the h*?" Piper coughed.

"You called yourself a h*, like, two days ago," Percy snorted.

Percy "Bro I had a dream we f*cked"

Nico "Bro it's just a dream"

Percy  "Gay I wouldn't f*ck you"

Nico "...you wouldn't?"

Percy "I mean unless you want to"

They laughed. "I'm not his type," Percy responded immediately, and Annabeth laughed so hard she almost fell off her chair. Nico rolled his eyes.

"I regret every life decision I've made, and that is a big one," he sighed. "Percy always makes the 'not his type' joke."

Piper  "I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag."

Drew  "You spill - wha - wha..wha LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?!"

"Yes!" Piper cheered. "Accurate! Very  accurate!"

"Drew is Piper's sister, if you didn't know," Leo whispered at the camera.

Leo  *reaches for girl's hand*

Calypso  *yanks it away*

While everyone giggled, Leo threw his hands up. "I feel attacked!" he announced, making Piper and Jason only laugh harder.

*Percy, filming*

Jason  *runs forward and hits the doorway with his head*

The group cracked up, and I mean cracked up. People were slapping knees and clapping and everything. Jason was red.

"He's red because he knows it's true," Percy determined.

Piper  "I LOVE NIALL HORAN *JASON GRACE*"

Everyone already started to laugh, but Piper just sat there, red and wide-eyed.

"WITH HIS BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR, HE MAKE ME DO THIS" *puts hand on hip*

"I will be moving now, to make this more awkward," Leo winked at the camera and moved to the opposite side of Piper. Piper sat with her face buried in her hands. Jason rubbed her shoulder, seemingly forgetting what just happened.

Jason "Why you making those blue, dude?"

Percy *coloring rocks blue* "Cause blue is fricking TIGHT!"

Jason "...Oh."

"Blue is  fricking tight!" Percy yelled. "Like, I'm wearing a blue shirt, Annabeth's wearing a blue shirt-"

"WHO WANTS TO BET HE GOT TURNED ON THIS MORNING?!" Leo cheered, and everyone laughed. Everyone except Percy, who hmphed and crossed his arms.

Nico "Hi, thanks for checking in, I'm STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE!" 

"Yep," Nico nodded. "Hell, I always will be."

Percy  "How do you  know what's good for me?"

Annabeth "That's my OPINIOOON!"

*Grover in the background*

Everyone chuckled. "They're still like this," Frank noted.

Annabeth and Percy rolled their eyes.

Their camp (according to storytimes)  "aW, SKEET SKEET MOTHERF*CKER, AW, SKEET SKEET G*DDAMN"

The eight of them howled with laughter. People were laughing so hard they were crying. "I think we've done that song once. Or something similar. I swear we have," Annabeth added.

Leo nodded ecstatically. "I started it!"

Annabeth, years ago  "I hate you, how does that make you feel?"

Rachel, years ago, not caring  *snorts* "Um...aw.." *snorts again*

The seven and Nico seemed to agree, but Annabeth shook her head. "It was more like...the other way around."

"Um, no!" Percy insisted. "You guys were the worst back then."

"Thanks."

"You're very welcome. It's the truth."

"Okay, we're watching the next one: 'THE SEVEN AND FRIENDS AS VINES' by the_nneeerdd ," Leo continued.

Piper *recording*

Leo  *in a box*

Percy + Jason  *turn the box and put a bucket on Leo's head*

Percy + Jason  *push Leo down the stairs*

Leo  *tumbles out and hits the wall*

"We've done that!" Piper proclaimed. "On our...trip. Yeah, I have a video on an old camera somewhere!"

"Oh, yeah! I got a massive  bruise on the back of my head from that, man!" Leo winced and rubbed his neck.

"You guys did what ?" Annabeth demanded.

Percy, Jason, Piper, and Leo flinched. "It's been years, and she finally found out," Hazel sighed.

"We'll talk about this later," Annabeth rolled her eyes.

Frank, while in Canada *falls off the roof into the snow*

Percy  *recording, cracks up*

"Yeah, that's...pretty accurate. We got a lot of snow up there," Frank fidgeted with his hands, but laughed.

B*tch *annoying Piper*

Hazel  *recording*

Piper  "You want me to get my best friend for you? Then I will do that. Hey, BEST FRIEND!"

Leo  *wakes up from nap*

Piper  "Best friend! GET UP!"

Leo  *obeys*

Piper  "Whoop his a**!"

Hazel  *cracking up*

Leo  *inaudible threats*

All eight snickered. Piper and Leo high-fived. "Hell yeah!" they cheered.

"I'm a great friend!" Leo held a thumbs up, and that meme came up. "The more you know" meme.

Leo  "Do it, do it, do it to the left!"

Leo + Hazel  *flip hair to the left*

Leo  "Do it, do it, do it to the right!"

Leo + Hazel  *flip hair to the right*

Leo  "Take it back, take it back to the left!"

Leo + Hazel  *flip hair to the left*

"What an iconic duo," Leo nodded. Hazel laughed.

"Name a more iconic duo, I dare you!" Percy crossed his arms. 

Young Rachel  *recording*

Young Annabeth  "Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves."

Young Annabeth  "I'm gonna go first: I hate you."

"Why is there so much about me and Rachel?" Annabeth asked. "We're friends, I promise you!"

"You weren't when we were fifteen," Percy insisted.

"But-"

"No buts!"

Drew talking to Jason  "HEHEHEHEHEHE!" *sits down* "RYAN!"

"Oh. YES," Piper laughed.

"Um, no?" Jason commented.

"Um, YES!" everyone argued.

"She's always flirting with you," Piper rolled her eyes. "Always, always, always!"

"That doesn't even sound like a word anymore. Always," Leo crinkled his nose. "What a weird word."

Will  "Alright, so, now I'm gonna need you to...take off your pants."

Nico  "Wait, but I'm here for an ankle injury."

Will  "I know." *plays funtime (if you know what I mean) music*

The seven and Nico cackled. I joined in. 

"That," Nico announced, "Is Will's personality in one Vine."

"I agree," Annabeth laughed.

Jason  "Do the trick"

Piper  "Do the trick?"

Jason  "Yeah."

Piper  *plays the Kim Possible beep (and makes me feel old)*

Leo  *runs in* "WHAT'S THE SITCH-" *hits head on doorframe*

Everyone cracked into hysterics, all except for Leo. He crossed his arms and pouted, while Piper and Jason laughed hardest.

"That was mean," Leo pouted. "Besides, Jason is the one who hits his head."

ACTUAL FILM FROM THE SEVEN'S HOUSE 

*THREE, TWO, ONE!*

*ALL DANCING*

*WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP, ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY*

"Um, yeah, that's pretty accurate," Nico rolled his eyes. "It's always a party here. I should've denied the invitation to live here." Percy scowled at him jokingly, only getting Nico to roll his eyes again.

Annabeth  "Is there anything better than p*ssy? Yes, a really good book!"

The group had their giggles. "It's actually so accurate?" Piper said, but it sounded more like a question.

Frank  *recording* "Hey, where'd you get that taco?"

Leo "Man, you know this boy's got his free taco-" *falls*

*whoooo caann saaay where the roaaad goooes*

"I feel so targeted in this video!" Leo crossed his arms. "So we're gonna end it."

"What?" everyone whined.

"Fine. One more. Because this one attacks Percy," Leo winked.

"wHAT?"

Grover  *recording*

Annabeth  *straightening hair*

Percy  "We're just friends, what are you sayin', said there's another..."

Annabeth  *holds out straightener for microphone*

Percy  *grabs it* "aAAAHAHH!"

*repeats in slow motion*

"What?" Percy whined. "That's not fair."

"And that's  how we're ending it!" Leo announced. "I'll see you guys later! Bye y'all!!"