"CARPOOL KARAOKE W/ THE GANG!" Leo kinda sucks at naming videos.

Leo was sitting at the drivers wheel in his car with Calypso in the passenger's seat.

"Wassup guys! Soooo me and some friends are going to that little....surprise that Percy was talking about on his channel. He'll post a video about that tomorrow. Or whenever he posts next. But anyway, I'm here with Sunshine!!!!" he sang, gesturing to Calypso. She rolled her eyes jokingly.

"And I'm picking up some friends, so I'd thought I'd vlog our carpool karaoke session, even though it is very possible I will get copyrighted. Let's GO!"

The scene cut, and Leo was now in a car filled to the brim with kids around his age. Except for this one girl with black hair and scary blue eyes.

"Alright. Soooo, we've got," Leo started, gesturing to every person as he went along, "Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Frank, and my other  friends who are never on my channel, Reyna, Nico, Will, Thalia, and Calypsoooooo!"

"So I've got the 'Everyone's Happy' playlist up, so then we have songs that each of you like, I guess."

"And before anyone says anything about my age, I'm 27. Mentally," Thalia muttered the last part. The entire car laughed. Thalia rolled her eyes. "Just play the songs, Valdez."

"Okay fine. And looks like the first song up is...Take a Hint?"

The girls cheered. "Lemme explain. So we went to this Karaoke Bar once, and these guys were hitting on us, and so we sang this song, right? But they didn't listen. So, we sang it again, but this time, like, right in their faces. Then they backed off," Piper giggled.

The girls were jamming out.

"Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?

I can always see 'em coming from the left and from the right!"

"So you don't like meeee?" Leo whined. I laughed, and Calypso lightly punched his arm.

"I'm don't wanna be a priss, I just try to be polite!

But it always seems to bite me in the-

Ask me for my number-"

"Ooh, I get it now..." Hazel muttered, earing a laugh from everyone.

"You think that we should hookup but I think that we should not."

"This was on a Nickelodeon show?!" Thalia chuckled. "Jeez, what are they putting into their brains?"

"You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth!
And that is when it started going south!
Oh!"

"What the heck is that supposed to mean? Girls are confusing..." Jason trailed off.

Piper slapped him on the arm.

"Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips!
Stop your staring at my- "

"WOAH!! WOAH!!! WOAH! KIDS CHANNEL! KEEP IT PG!" Leo yelled.

"Hey!"

"Oh okay. They bleep it with a 'hey'. Classic Disney."

"Nickelodeon."

"Whatever."

"No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think.
I think you could use a mint!"

"Again, drinks on Nickelodeon? What the-" Thalia's last word was bleeped out with Leo saying "heck" slowly.

I burst out laughing.

"Take a hint, take a hint!"

"I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was STOP!"

"Ooh burn! Are we sure this isn't the Persassy show?" Will asked.

Again, more laughs.
"And if I only had a dime for every name that you just dropped,
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht!
Oh!

"Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I punch you in the lips-"

The scene cut and showed them waiting for a new song. "Some Nights by Fun!"

"Oh yeah! This song is my-" "CRAP" Editing-Leo said.

The entire car was singing.

"Some nights I stay up, cashing in my bad luck.

Some nights, I call it a draw.

Some nights, I wish that my lips could build a castle,

Some nights, I wish they would just fall off.

But I still wake up, I still see your ghost

Oh Lord, I'm still not sure, what I stand for oh 

What do I stand for? Oh what do I stand for?

Most nights, I don't know anymore

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh!"

"I didn't know Hazel and Calypso knew this song," Nico pointed out. Why wouldn't they? Hazel and Calypso shrugged. "Boyfriends," they muttered.

"This is it, boys, this is war, what are we waiting for?

Why don't we break the rules already?

I was never one to believe the hype,

Save that for the black and white I try twice as hard and I'm half as liked,

But here they come again to jack my style..."

"No one jacks McShizzle's style!" Leo yelled, getting eyes rolls and chuckles.

"That's alright, I found a martyr in my bed tonight..."

"Woah, that's-" "hecking" "-dark," Thalia laughed.

"Stops my bones from wondering just who I, who I, who I am, oh who am I, mm, mm

Well some nights, I wish that this all would end

'Cause I could use some friends for a change

And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again

Some nights, I always win, I always win!"

"I didn't realize I liked this song so much. I found this song obnoxious originally," Reyna muttered.

And another scene cut.

"Sooooo..." Leo started, smirking in the mirror attached to the car ceiling (what are those called? Anything specific or just a mirror? idk XD). Piper noticed this immediately and went pale.

"Leo."

"I heard that-"

"Leo..."

"-tomorrow is-"

Jason and Piper's eyes grew wide and their faces were a strange mix of pale and blushing.

"-someone's-"

"Leo, don't you dare!"

"-anniversary!"

"Wait, seriously?"

"Wow Jase, you managed to keep Piper for another year."

"Why didn't you tell us?"

"And you're still together."

"What do you see in my brother?!"

Many responses were thrown around the room (car? XD). "Woah, guys," Leo calmed them down (I NEVER thought I'd say that :/). "Let me finish. As a gift for their...what, eighth, ninth year? I thought we could be a little embarrassing."

Piper's face was a mix of anger, annoyance, a blush, and a stink eye. Same with Jason.

"Leo, I swear-"

"FIRST SONG IS SUPERMAN!"

"Well-" "HECK!"

"LEO DON'T YOU DARE!"

There are no words to paint a picture of you, girl.

Piper's eyes grew wider than saucers. She shoved her face in her hands and just shook her head constantly. Jason banged his head on the window. "The ONE TIME I can't knock myself out!" Jason whined. Everyone laughed.

"I think Aphrodite wants you guys to listen to these songs," Leo laughed. Like, the Greek goddess?

Jason groaned again, but Piper groaned louder.

Your eyes, those curves, it's like your from some other world.

There were "Awws" and "Ooohs", but Piper and Jason just kept doing things that showed the same expression: FML.

You walk my way, oh God, why is it so frustrating?

"Ughhhhh," Piper whined.

So why do I disappear when you come near,

It makes me feel so small,

Why do I blow my lines, most every time,

Like I got no chance at all.

"Hey gods! You want me dead? DO IT NOW!" Jason moaned. More laughing.

If I could be your superman.

Piper and Jason kept FML-ing over there in the backseat.

Eventually, the song ended. People clapped, and Piper and Jason started to calm down a little bit.

"Hey, Fire Boy," Thalia called.

"Yeah, Tree Girl?"

"Play the song I just sent you."

Leo reluctantly played the song on his phone.

"That song is for all the couples. Come on Reyna, let's record this."

Basically everyone in the car was red as a tomato.

Everyone except Reyna and Thalia, who had their phones out, recording with glee.

"Not again!" Jason complained.

Yeah, you!

Wasn't that...Somebody to You...by...the Vamps? And Demi Lovato, if I'm not wrong. Oh boy, nice embarrassing-the-couples song.

I used to wanna be, living like there's only me.

"Oh gods," Annabeth murmered.

But now I spend my time

Thinking 'bout a way to get you off my mind

Yeah, you!

I used to be so tough

Never really gave enough

And then you caught my eye

Giving me the feeling of a lightning strike

Yeah you!

Thalia burst out laughing. "Yeah Jason, a lightning strike. When you think about Piper ," she teased.

I have to admit, the way she said it was pretty funny.

But Jason didn't think so.

Eventually the song ended, and they pulled in somewhere.

"Okay guys, I'll see you soon! Bye Valdezinators!" (see what I did there? BoO reference! Nobody? Okayyy)