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"Try Not To Cry...Piper Lost. 100%"

"Hey guys!" Jason boomed. "So my sister, Thalia, decided that she'd do Try Not To Cry to us. So that's what's happening...and when Piper posts next, we're doing a reacting to videos we found at camp. So...yeah. Enjoy!"

pan to Percabeth

"I don't like this already," Annabeth whined.

"Shut up, we haven't even started," Percy teased.

pan to Jiper

"Ah, I don't like it. I don't like it, I DON'T LIKE IT!" Piper shook her hands in front of her face.

"Piper, chill," Jason laughed.

pan to Frazel

"I'm going to lose," Frank and Hazel said at the same time. They looked at each other and started laughing.

pan to Caleo

"Caly's so gonna lose. She's emotional," Leo teased.

"I'd usually punch you, but you're right," Calypso muttered.

pan to Solangelo

"Will's gonna lose. He knows it, too," Nico crossed his arms.

"Okay, listen here-"

pan to Thalia

"First video!" Thalia smirked.

"Hey Jess," the man smiled.

"Hi Aaron, I miss you."

"Oh no," Annabeth shook her head. "I swear if this is what I think it is..."

The video panned so you could see the laptop screen separating the  two faces.

"Long distance relationships?" Piper asked. "Thalia Grace, you know this hits us close to home."

"Aaron was my boyfriend of two years. But now...he's in the Air Force."

"Oh no," Will muttered. "Wait, did Piper cry?"

"Yeah," Thalia answered from behind the camera.

"Okay, well then I feel better about crying."

"Why do you care if Piper cries?" Nico asked.

"You idiot," Will slapped his arm, "they did long distance."

"Wait, really?"

"I hate not knowing if he'll ever come back. It's possible I'll never see his face after today."

"This hits way  too close to home for a lot of us," Calypso muttered, and she wiped her eyes.

"We did long distance," Leo shrugged, "technically."

Technically?

"So, how are you?" Aaron asked.

Jess shrugged. "I'm okay. When are you coming home next?"

"I hate this," Piper sniffled. Jason wiped her eyes for her and hugged her shoulders. He stroked her hair comfortingly.

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"Tell Piper and Jason I said sorry," Hazel laughed awkwardly. "I know this'll hit them hard. Percy and Annabeth, too."

"I don't know," Aaron frowned. "I'm sorry."

"For what?" Jess asked.

"No, no, NO, I've seen this movie!" Annabeth whined. "I hate this...it's about to hit both of us hard, Seaweed Brain."

"What do you-?"

"For leaving you. Alone. If I don't come back, know that I love you."

"Ugh, my heart," Calypso whispered.

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"Oh my gods," Frank said, "he'd better not."

"You didn't leave me alone. As long as you're still alive," Jess comforted.

"Nope, Mm-mm, nuh-uh, NO," Percy covered his ears.

"You can't! You have to watch it," Annabeth pried his hands off of his ears. "You know, it's painful for me more than you, just saying."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You go out and save people literally all the time, you can't tell me otherwise."

"Well...ugh, fine."

"I...I don't know if I'll be back," Aaron whispered.

"W-what?" Jess stammered.

Piper buried her face into Jason's shirt. "It's too real," she complained. "Thalia, please turn it off. I know what's coming."

"Sorry, can't turn it off."

"I hate you."

"It's not because of you, it's because-"

That's when a bunch of men came in, yelling at Aaron. They yanked his arms and pulled him away.

"Aaron!"

"Jess! Jess! I-I love you!"

-video ends-

"I. Hate. You," Annabeth scolded.

"Annabeth's crying. She has emotions. It's a miracle!"

Percy got slapped.

"Kidding, kidding! It made me feel bad, too! Because...experiences."

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Piper was resting her head on Jason's chest, wiping her eyes, "you suck, Thalia."

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"Well, that was depressing," Nico muttered.

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"What movie was that from?" Calypso asked.

"Uh, Across The World  (fake movie, as far as I know)," Leo explained, "Annabeth loves that movie."

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"That was...unexpected. Sad, but unexpected," Frank commented.

"Agreed," Hazel said.

pan to Thalia

"Okay, next video. This is the second out of three," Thalia crossed her arms.

The school bell rings, and two kids bump into each other.

"Oh, sorry Jack," the girl apologizes.

"It's alright," Jack smiles. "See you next period, Lana."

Annabeth laughed. "Jack's the name of my cousin's..." she stopped herself, "dog." Percy snorted.

"You could call him that."

"Shut up."

The video shows a lunchroom now. Jack walks up to Lana. "So...Lana, you wanna...hang out after school Friday?"

Lana looked up at him. "Like, a date?"

"Well, yeah," Jack rubbed the back of his neck, "that was the plan."

"It's Percy," Piper stage-whispered, and she and Jason laughed.

"And that girl is Annabeth," Jason said back.

"Her name's Lana."

"Whatever, you know I'm right."

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"Oh my gods, this is just like Percy," Hazel told Frank.

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"It's actually Percy," Calypso rolled her eyes. "And Lana is Annabeth."

"Bet," Leo demanded.

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"My question is: did Percy ask out Annabeth for the first time this way? 'Cause I wouldn't be surprised," Nico crossed his arms.

Will laughed. "Probably."

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"Everyone said that Lana was Annabeth," Thalia laughed from behind the camera, "and Jack was Percy."

Annabeth burst out laughing. "WAIT, NO, WAIT, IT'S TOO ACCURATE," she laughed.

"Why am I like Jack?" Percy demanded.

"That is literally how you asked me out for the first time," Annabeth argued.

"Yeah, what time?" Lana smiled shyly.

"Uh...7:30?"

"Yeah. See you then."

"Aww," Piper cooed.

"Literally nothing has happened yet," Jason complained.

The scene changed to the two in a car.

"Well...bye?" Lana shrugged.

Jack nodded. "Yeah. I guess."

Lana was about to leave, but she turned and kissed Jack happily.

"YES!" Calypso shrieked. "It IS Percy and Annabeth!" Leo was just slow clapping.

The next ten seconds was a montage of Lana and Jack graduating high school and college. It then shows a long distance relationship, and then shows them running to say "hi" again after about a year, and Jack and Lana move in together.

"Ugh, they're so cute," Hazel gushed.

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"They're a lot like us, you have to admit," Annabeth laughed.

"Maybe a little," Percy chuckled.

"So. Lana de Senza, will you marry me?" Jack asked.

"YES!" Lana shrieked.

"Why the frick can't you be like that?" Calypso playfully punched his arm.

"I'll take notes," Leo decided, and pretended to write on a notepad.

"Jack...I'm pregnant."

"No, you're not," Jack said in disbelief.

"Yes, I am."

"Oh my God," Jack muttered, and kissed Lana.

Piper gushed. "So cute, so cute, so cute!"

A baby was in a crib, and Jack was taking care of her when he got a phone call.

"I'm sorry to inform you that your wife has passed away in a car crash."

Will cussed really loud, and it was censored with Leo saying "this word is censored for children."

"There it is," Nico shook his head.

Jack hung up and cried. "I-I' m gonna name you Lana," he whispered to the baby.

-video ends-

"Mother of Poseidon." Percy took his hands and dragged the skin under his eyes. "Thanks for comparing it to us, guys."

"Why, are you sad because she's like me?" Annabeth teased. Percy looked at her with sad eyes. Annabeth turned and noticed Percy's face.

"Oh, oh," Annabeth muttered, "oh my gods, Percy."

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"Lemme guess, Percy cried, too?" Jason asked, holding onto a crying Piper.

"Yep," Thalia said.

pan to Thalia

"One more video," Thalia smiled. "Ohh, they're all gonna cry on this one."

A slideshow starts with music in the background. The first thing to show up was a big orange 2009.

"SHUT UP!" Annabeth screeched. "No, no, oh my gods, Percy."

"What?!" Percy asked.

"This is the camp memory video!" Annabeth explained hastily

"Wait, oh gods. Annabeth, we started dating in 2009..." he started laughing to cover his blush.

Annabeth blushed and buried her hands in her face. "Oh gods, please no."

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"Oh my gods! The camp memory video!" Piper jumped. "It's the one in memory of the ones who died that year."

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"Oh, this is the camp memory video! We're not in it until like, 2011," Frank laughed.

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"Oh no!" Leo whined.

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"The camp memory video," Nico chuckled.

"Percy and Annabeth started dating in 2009!" Will blurted.

"Oh my gods, blackmail, " Nico laughed.

The picture on the screen showed Percy and Annabeth being thrown in the lake by a bunch of other campers.

"FIRST PICTURE!" Annabeth cursed.

Percy laughed. "This was right after the Titan's...game."

A list with the word "SURVIVERS"  showed. Signatures followed.

SURVIVERS

PERSEUS JACKSON

ANNABETH CHASE

MALCOLM PACE

POLLUX SMITHSTONE

NYSSA BARRERA

HARLEY PEREZ

NICO DI ANGELO

WILLIAM SOLACE

KATHRINE GARDNER

TRAVIS STOLL

CONNOR STOLL

MIRANDA GARDINER

DREW TANAKA

BILLIE NG

THALIA GRACE

RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE

GROVER UNDERWOOD

JUNIPER GROVES

TYSON

CLARISSE LA RUE

ELLIS WAKEFIELD

SHERMAN YANG

MARK LESTER

KAYLA KNOWLES

AUSTIN LAKE

JAKE MASON

LACY WATSON

MITCHELL HERNANDEZ

VALENTINA DIAZ

CHRISTOPHER RODRIGUEZ

CECIL MARKOWITZ

ALICE MIYAZAWA

JULIA FEINGOLD

NAOMI WEST

CAMDEN CONRAD

HAELEE TAMIRAH

ELIJAH PARKINSON

MERIDAH STRAUBE

ADDISON MARQUET

SETH MARLEY

The rest of the names were blurry.

"Oh my gods, that's before we had cabins 13-20," Annabeth added. "And Haelee's name is still there. Same with Elijah and Naomi...they're gone now..."

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"Ohh, this is weird," Will muttered. "Oh my gods, Meridah was like five then!"

"That's weird," Nico whispered back.

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"Oh my gods, how old was Seth? And Lacy? Really young," Piper pointed out.

Pictures of a bunch of campers displayed on screen, and you could only recognize Percy, Annabeth, Will, Nico, and some of the friends Annabeth had in her video.

"Oh my gods, we're so tiny!" Annabeth cooed.

"That was the year my life got messed up for good," Percy muttered, and Annabeth hit his arm.

"Not the you part," Percy comforted, "the amnesia, the CJ, the quest, the hell, and the war part."

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"You were cute," Will decided.

"Oh shut up," Nico rolled his eyes.

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"Over all, Piper lost," Thalia said, and she laughed and looked at Jason. "You're girlfriend is emotional."

"You don't think I know?" Jason laughed. "I'll see you guys whenever next time is! Uh, you can unsubscribe, I know we suck. Bye!"