Guys, I really suck at updating this!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!

But I'm here now!

This is for you Potterheads, such as mwah. Comment what house you're in. I'm in Ravenclaw :)   #RavenclawPride

I'd like to let you guys know about my ibff Callie, or @irishdancinggeek cause she's awesome, and just started Wattpad. She writes fanfic too :D. So go read her stuff!!

Also, this chapter is using actual  questions and I'm getting the actual results based off the answers.

Let's gooooooo

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Escapeiguana new video!!!! "Sorting Ourselves into Our Hogwarts Houses With The Seven!"

YES! I LOVE Harry Potter!

"Hey guys, it's Frank. And we're sorting ourselves in our Hogwarts houses, 'cause Annabeth's OBSESSED with Harry Potter," Frank laughed, and so did the others, but Annabeth just rolled her eyes.

"It's on this thing called Pot of More," Leo explained.

"Pottermore, Repair Boy," Piper laughed. "But it's like, the full quiz version, so it's all the possible questions."

"Who's going first?" Percy asked.

"THE HOT MCSHIZZLE!" Leo exclaimed.

"Sure," Hazel giggled.

"Alright, first question. When you die what would you most like people to do when they hear your name ? I want them to go, 'Oh yeah, Leo McShizzle Valdez, he was hot.' But that's not an answer. Soooo....ask for more stories about your adventures, I guess."

"Next! Once every century, the Flutterby Bush produces flowers that adapt to their scent to attract the unwary. If it lured you, it would smell of: the sea, fresh parchment, home, or a crackling log fire. Obviously a fire, 'cause it represents how hot I am."

Piper smacked him on the back of his head.

River or Forest?

Forest.

Heads or Tails?

"Heads, because all da ladies want to see Leo's face!"

That earned him another smack.

Moon or stars?

Moon.

Dawn or dusk?

"Dusk. I don't do mornings."

Black or white?

"Err...black. I'd get white dirty, quick."

Left or Right?

Left.

If you could create a potion that would give you one thing, what would it be?

Power.

In a fire, in which order would you save a nearly perfected cure for dragon pox that the headmaster has been working on for years, student school records dating back 1000 years and Merlin's book?

"Okay, well. These things are all weird. Can't I just save myself?"

"Just answer the question, Leo," Jason rolled his eyes.

"Fine. Uhh, cure-thing, book, records."

Which path would you take?

"Oh! The alley! 'Cause I love suffering!!!" That was a joke, right?

What do you find hardest to deal with?

"Boredom. Definitely."

What would you least want to be called?

"Well, I am ignorant, so not that one. I'm not cowardly so maybe that one. But I don't want to be ordinary either. I'll say....ordinary."

Four goblets are placed in front of you. Which one do you drink?

"Can't I drink all of them?"

"You are putting way too much thought into these questions, Leo," Annabeth laughed.

"I'll drink the golden sun drink thing."

Which instrument most pleases your ear?

"Listen, Mr. Quiz, I have two  ears. And the answer is trumpet. Violin and piano are lame. Drums are okay, too. I guess."

You enter a magical garden. What do you look at first?

"Well there are talking toadstools, which is cool. So I'll say hi."

Four boxes are set before you. Which do you open?

"The creepy 'i open for the worthy' box!"

If you could have a superpower, what would you choose?

"Fire. But that's not here. Soooo...super strength."

Which of the following creatures would you most like to study?

"Merpeople. Mermaids are hot."

He clicked on it, and Annabeth said "not in Harry Potter!" and showed him a picture.

"YEESH! What happened to her?"

What are you looking forward to learn at Hogwarts?

"Hexes and Jinxes. I could curse people!"

You and two of your friends need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll. He insists that one of you fight him before you can cross. What do you do?

"Well it depends on who's with me. But insinkyly?"

"Instinctively."

"Whatever. I'll volunteer to fight it myself."

You know that a fellow House member cheated on a test. You got the second-highest grade in the class; your House mate was highest. Professor Flitwick confronts you and asks if they were cheating. What do you do?

"I'll...lie and say I don't know. I don't do well under pressure! I'll hope he figures it out, though."

Which nightmare would scare you most?

"Ooh, the creepy eye looking at me in the dark room. Spoopy."

You're walking down the street late at night and hear a cry that you're fairly sure has a magical source. What do you do?

"Stand my ground! No one hurts Leo McShizzle!"

A Muggle approaches you and says they know you're a wizard. How do you react?

"Oh the mental hospital one!"

"Like the one you need?"

"Shut up, Beauty Queen!" Everyone laughed, even me.

When you die you want people to remember you as?

"Well let's think. Leo The Good, Leo The Bold, Leo The Wise, or Leo the Great? Leo The Great has a nice ring to it."

What would you rather be?

"Uhh...FEARED! LEO THE SPOOPY!"

"Okay...my results," he said, clicking the button.

"Slytherin!" they cheered.

After shifting, it was Hazel's turn next. But before that, Calypso, Leo's girlfriend, walked by.

"I'm gonna take a nap."

"Can I SLITHER IN ?!"

"Wow, Leo," Calypso said, as everyone else laughed.

"Alright, Hazel's turn!"

(I'll only answer in quotes if it's funny and/or important)

When you die what would you most like people to do when they hear your name?

Miss you and smile. "Hopefully."

Once every century, the Flutterby Bush produces flowers that adapt their scent to attract the unwary. If it lured you, it would smell of:

Home.

River or forest?

Forest.

And so on...

(If you guys didn't know, I'm actually taking the quizzes based off how I think they would answer. So these answers are coming from the quizzes themselves)

"A Hufflepuff? That name just sounds  Hazel-ish," Jason smiled. 

"It's such a cute little badge(r!" Hazel cooed.

"And this, my friends, is why Hazel is in Hufflepuff," Percy pointed out.

"Alright, Frank, you're up."

"Hufflepuff!"

"FRAZEL IS IN HUFFLEPUFF!" Leo shouted. Hazel bit her lip and Frank blushed.

"Um...Sparky, wanna go next?"

"Sure."

...

"Gryffindor!!! Now Piper has to go to see if your relationship will work out," Leo laughed.

"Uh, what?" Jason asked. Annabeth rolled her eyes.

"He means that if Piper was in a different house, Ravenclaw, for example, the relationships are peer pressured. It happened in the books," Annabeth explained.

"Whelp. Better hope I'm a Gryffindor!"

...

"And Piper's in...."

"SLYTHERIN!"

"This quiz just broke you guys up," Hazel giggled.

"No! I'm a Slytherin, and I'm staying with Jason."

"What's the big deal?"

"A Slytherin with a Gryffindor would be the biggest scandal of the century at Hogwarts."

"I don't care."

...

"We all saw this coming. Annabeth the Ravenclaw!"

"What do you mean you saw this coming? I could easily be a Gryffindor!"

"But it says Ravenclaw right there."

"Nothing is wrong with Ravenclaws! Don't mess with her."

"Whatever. Percy's turn."

...

"AND PERCY THE HUFFLEPUFF!"

"I'm not surprised. Loyalty? Hello?"

"But Gryffindors are brave."

"So?"

"Okay, listen, I gotta go before they kill each other. I hope you enjoyed!"