Reyna: Hello everyone! Emma is currently fighting with an angry mob.
Emma: YA KNOW REYNA, YOU AREN'T BEING MUCH HELP!!!!!
Reyna: She'll be back.
Emma: 🎶You'll be back! Soon you'll see.
You'll remember you belong to me!🎶
Percy: You know you aren't really good at singing, right?
Emma: Do you think I'd humiliate myself because I thought I was good at singing?
Leo: She has a point.
Emma: Thank you, Repair boy.
Hazel: EMMA! WHAT MISSION DID YOU SEND US ON!?
Emma: One that would drive you insane.
Hazel: You could've-
Emma: I have gotten the Elder Scroll myself.
Hazel: Why didn't you get it?
Emma: Cuz one, I'm too lazy. And two?
...It's fun watching you suffer.
Everyone: ...
Nico: ...okay then... So, we need more questions again.
Emma: Hey, lack of comments are doing us in for once!
Annabeth: What do you mean by that?
Emma: Oh wait...uh... Nevermind.
Annabeth: I'm watching you.
Percy: Hey Emma. T or D?
Emma: T
Percy: What's your type?
Emma: Well...it's not you, that's for sure.
Percy: *GASP* IM NOT YOUR TYPE?!
Emma: Nope! There is one person though...
Nico: Not me, right?
Emma: Actually no. Surprisingly...
Nico: Wow, okay.
Emma: Honestly, I don't care about types. Every time I see something like 'type' or '#couplegoals' I feel inspired. I feel rightfully inspired to be sick. Some humans don't have a true understanding of love. Some don't see it's values. I am in love with someone. It's not just blushing and rose petals. I'd do anything for them. All they'd have to do is say the word, and I'll do it. Love is something that must be protected. Saying #couplegoals is like... It's like trying to limit what love can be. It can be many things. It can be a sorrowful feeling for some, or a happy feeling for others, and as for me? Well, for me...love is something that has protected me. Love is what gives Percy and Annabeth a happy 'ending.' But, love has no end. It's like an infinite string. One wrong move, and this string can break .But somehow, it can always be put back together. It's like cutting a stick of butter, but using the whole stick anyway. It's the simple fact that even though stars are distanced, they always make something of it. That's what love is. That's what my senpai is. My Senpai is someone who...who brings out everything I've ever wanted to be to someone. Senpai is special. My love for them is stronger than ocean waves. I've always loved everything about Senpai. Especially, their voice, their beauty. The art that others have made always seems to mock Senpai's beauty, as though I saw a glimmer of them in every inch. Senpai has the voice that even angels would envy. Everything about Senpai makes me feel like I want... no, it makes me feel as if I need to drown. It makes me feel the urge to drown in the ocean of love I feel for them, for one moment more.
Nico: Wow.
Percy: Dang. That was more of an answer than I expected.
Annabeth: You don't just speak for yourself there, Percy.
Hazel: Wow. I almost forgave you for that quest.
Thalia: As if.
Piper: Who is your love? I must ship it!
Emma: I am afraid they must stay unbeknownst to you, for now.
Everyone: Dang it.
Nico: Why?
Emma: If they knew that I wrote this about them, I am unsure of what they would think. Heck, I'm unsure if they even have Wattpad!
Aphrodite: Aww. Where is my ship book?
Emma: Hello Aphrodite. I see you are looking amazing as always.
Aphrodite: Well, thank you. Now I must find my ship book.
Emma: Try, uhh...where Poseidon keeps Bessie. That's probably your best bet.
Aphrodite: How do you know that?
Emma: I didn't know the exact location, so I just teleported it there.
Aphrodite: Thank you.
Emma: No problem. Bye!!!
Piper: Hold up. Did mom just come here looking for a ship book?
Emma: Yep. We need more questions...
Nico: Gee...ya think?