Not a pun, but this is really funny.
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The Underworld during spring and summer:

Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES
Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES
Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES
Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES
*throws hands in the air and runs around*

Spirits: So THIS is our eternal punishment...